Ineeeeed togetoutofthis rubber coaaaaat

Robyn the woman that you are…

Help how do I infiltrate the fantasy football league that all 3 of my work crushes are in

What if I got into making kombucha this winter. Would that be considered a cry for help

I’m a veteran of the Ijbolistan War, actually

Ok

Big beefy bear titty romanceable npcs

More like government shitdown am I right

New Robyn on Wednesday!!

Been over a year since we got this little guy from a farm and he had ringworm and regular op stomach worms 🥹

First shower after being out of town all weekend hits different

Gooning! At the discothèque

Rosalía’s new album is releasing chemicals in my brain I don’t think they’ve even discovered yet. Dopamine2? Idk but it’s fucking perfect

New Hilary song is ass :/

I make maybe one playlist a year because I just listen to albums but let me tell you that one playlist fucking rips

Sorry I took this too late for hump day

Kiss by Demi was created in a lab to make me specifically want to do coke and recreate this image with 5-10 strangers

If Jane Krakowski isn’t a lead in this I will kill myself and then all of you

Back to thinking about Zohran in a gay way

A lot of people use social media in an annoying way, but not me. I only use it in ways that are endearing and charming and cute

Gonna have two or three beers while I play D&D if that’s ok with you guys

Gm

Thinking of Zohran today but not in a gay way 🙏🏼

Continuing to be mother !!!

It’s No Nyuk November and that means laughing like a member of the three stooges is OUT. If I hear any nyuk nyuking I will have to put you down

Really into yearning lately (my skircle is littered with men I want to fuck who don’t care if I live or die)

I do not have a costume I am 33 years old and am dressing warm

Got a letter from Turning Point USA asking for money and I have a strong feeling that my parents were involved with getting me on this mailing list. This is genuinely the scariest thing that could happen on Halloween

Got my flu and Covid vaccines yesterday and they’re beating my ass

Gm from Sigil getting into the holiday spirit

This was clearly made for people whose dads aren’t Japanese

Pepis AND bubhole

I stopped buying cigarettes and Magic cards why aren’t I rich yet :/

It’s actually Pop ‘n Locktober I’m sorry to your little caged cock or whatever

Gm

I’m at the joie de vivre store do y’all need anything?

Grwm

Gonna finally get started on my ranking of Rose Gray songs based on how much she sounds like CRJ

gm

My sister randomly sent me an assortment of cheese curds, so who wants to come over and watch me eat an entire assortment of cheese curds

I want David Harbour to fuck me so hard he gives me a spinal injury but Lily Allen released this album so she gets me in the divorce

Rose Gray you will always be famous !!!Happy to get the deluxe edition of what might end up being my AOTY

This app is boring unless you want to look at dicks but I have yet to see a transphobic queer person on here so that’s nice

I would also like to talk about Outer Worlds 2 because the reviews are making it sound much better than 1 and I fucking loved that game

I stg all I can emotionally handle is being horny online. If I have to process more news rn I might have an aneurism

Thong Thursday or w/e

40 degrees and gloomy out makes me want a cup of coffee and a cigarette more than anything in this world but I am staying strong

God damn I knew reviews of Deadbeat would be on the negative side just for being compared to his previous work but I didn’t think they’d be this bad 😭

Je goon; tu goones; il goone; nous goonons; vous goonez; ils goonent

Nevernude illusion-core