She made some points I think

I didn’t think 2026 was gonna be much better but what the fuck

Been sick with the flu since NYE and the world continues to fall apart

Glad we’re sending the year off on a hump day btw

2025 was one of the worst years of my life I’m glad she’s dead

It’s homoSEXUAL not homoFRIENDSUAL

Favorite bit of celeb discourse from this year is when someone said Lily Allen is too “Chav-adjacent” to break though in the US

Ok I’m glad we’re all doing videos rn because I haven’t been able to explain a vocal tic of mine via text

Love going to the doctor and calling it “receptive anal sex” like ok Mr Fancy Cumdump went to etiquette school

1 like and I’ll cancel my plans tonight so I can get mindnumbingly high and digitize my Magic collection while I watch American Dad

I’ve decided my Winter Project going forward is gonna be to digitally catalog my Magic collection who wants to come help (you have to do it in your underwear so I know you’re not stealing cards)

Hot, Sensual Christian Woman chart updates: Rose Gray has moved up 3 spots in the past month

Happy Boxing Day who wants to punch me in the face

Ok merry Christmas Eve for real I got you guys something

Merry Christmas Eve it’s been a peaceful week not being on here should I post hole

Who wants to come do Christmas karaoke at the shittiest gay bar you’ve ever seen tonight

I feel like I have a face that could launch at least like 3 ships. Maybe 4

Getting visited by the Ghost of Spicy Chicken Sandwich Past this morning

The fancy new AI profiles will also say “guess not” if you don’t reply within a minute

Not to sound like a giant fucking faggot but I really hope Tove Lo releases an album next year

quote this post with your big beefy suckable titties’ four best pics of 2025 pls and thanku x

I’ll do it but only for the attention

Winter blues are in full swing but it’s gonna be above freezing for the first time in a month this week and I’m gonna go be a slut in Minneapolis this weekend

I love that white victim lady is on a PR tour doing literally anything but singing live

It’s Saturday so that means it’s time to mentally go through any social interactions this week where I did a Bad Job or Came Across as Weird

You’re SICK and you’re MARRIED and you might be DYIIIIING

I saw oomfie blowing Santa Claus

Who’s coming to my town to hang out? You can meet my cats

Why is everyone talking about the gay hockey show when I have personally not seen it. We should be talking about my Girls rewatch. I love Robyn I think she’s an interesting artist

Ok why’d they make this paladin preset soooooooo 🥴🥴🥴

Putting my singing career on hold to focus on masturbating

Actual photo of me believing Blizzard every time they say they’ve fixed Diablo 4

“Coalition building”?? Just say orgy 🙄

I made too much soup who wants soup

Amanda Seyfried I’m sorry for saying you can’t sing when people thought you might be Glinda

Do u guys like my widows peak y/n?

Gnawing on the foreskin like it’s dried mango>>>>

Best I can do is two cats helping me sort my Magic cards

After a big snowstorm people are either driving 20 under the speed limit or going 10 over and seemingly running every red light they see on purpose. I am the only perfect driver in the middle

If being wistful and sitting at a window watching the snow while pondering the life choices I’ve made that led me here were an Olympic sport I’d get gold 🥇

Whatever happened to the 🫨 emoji? Nobody wants to get off their ass and 🫨 anymore

Babe wake up new Charli photo shoot just dropped

My “I ❤️ hot dads” shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

Ok I’m watching this rn and I’m finding out David Corenswet isn’t British?? And why did I think he was British in the first place??

Winter pro tip: if you don’t have hand warmers just get two roast beef sandwiches from Arby’s and put them in your pockets

Straight work crush asked me about my hand tattoo and then lightly touched it—life IS worth living

My back pain is in a manageable spot and I am putting this out into the world to hold myself accountable, but I need to get back to the gym to reach my fitness goals (hot enough to be a findom)

Favorite Chinese takeout spot is closed on Sundays I think they want me to die

How to Be Hungover in a God Honoring Way

I finally came but the dick pic is staying up because I’m rebranding as an advocate for guys with average dicks