Who else has zero motivation to work today? Raise your hand, boys.

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When your Monday morning meetings get canceled, you make banana bread with those sad bananas hanging there. Happy Monday!

Sunday spread

Morning, crew.

Q is the whore with a heart of gold and a sense of humor. Truly a highlight each week. Pause your porn and pick up some erotica, boys.

Slow rumbles of thunder and a steady rain on a Saturday morning, I’m not mad at it. Mornin’!

Loved the Rostam album so much that I asked for his haircut.

New Rostam is lush, melancholy, and just downright gorgeous. Happy Friday!

How can you tell I have multiple deadlines coming to a head? I’m posting pointless thoughts instead of working on them. Obviously.

It’s clear that I remember albums more vividly when I listened to them on my Walkman during my twenties. Take me back to analog.

Hot meter reader with a mullet cut, straw cowboy hat, shit kickers, and painted on Wrangler’s just walked up my driveway to read the neighbor’s house. The dogs barked, and so did I. And no, I did not snap a photo, because that is weird. Don’t be one of those people who take photos without consent.

Good lift. ✅ Okay sleep. ✅ Bad lighting. ✅

I always forget how hot Tunde Adebimpe is until one of his songs shuffles across my Apple Music, and then I viscerally remember.

Heavy DOMS in my glutes this morning, thanks to deadlifts on Monday. Happy hump day indeed.

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I still think about that breakfast in Twister.

Perfect example of a clean mirror.

Coffee and bowelmaxxing before 8 am. Follow for more tipsmaxxing.

Please don't stop the pics, we all love them. We just want to see you more clearly. We’re mad at the dirt.

Gochugaru flakes* and smoked paprika powder.

Gochugaru and smoked paprika are a delight together. Especially in a pantry, pull pasta with a can of tomato sauce.

Tove Lo announces new album, ‘ESTRUS.’ Out September 18th.

Mondays are the pits. #mcm

Alright, new week. Not feeling it, but we’re gonna tackle it anyway. Get up and get out there. Let's make it happen.

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She's hard at work sitting here when the door is not opening.

“Sorry, Momma.” “Come on back, momma.” “You're safe, momma.” Things I say to the Robin that flies away from the nest she built outside the back door. About a dozen times a day.

Do you ever ride down a hill on your bike with your face toward the sun like Meg Ryan in City of Angels? Yeah. Me neither. Happy Saturday!

Another weekend. Another event. Another selfie. Groundbreaking.

This new MUNA album omgggggg

Also, my imaginary boyfriend, Ben Abraham, released a new EP of lovely, singer-songwriter gold.

Well, I wasn't expecting a Billy Joel reference in the new Muna album, but it works so damn well.

Tough to pull myself away from the sofa to work this morning. Beatrice never understands that I've gotta work to earn her kibble. Happy Thick Thigh Thrighday

Good morning to everyone, except the cell formatting in Excel, which randomly decides that one cell should offer special options in Portuguese (Angola). I'm sure it's a lovely place to visit, but not from this cell! Excel crashouts by 8 am? More likely than you think.

To the FedEx driver blasting “No One” by Alicia Keys and scream singing so loudly that I can hear you through the closed windows at 9 am: I hope you have an amazing day and ride that energy through to the end.

Who else slept poorly, but is ready to go! Tuesday, inject some caffeine, and let's do it.

You follow people because they’re hot. I follow people because they’re a little autistic with a niche hyperfixation that I like hearing about and also hot.

A prompt? Mustaches? Twist my mustache.

And Sekou can't release a full album soon enough.

Well, those 25mph wind gusts were a challenge, and I had no desire to go, but I knocked out just under 12 miles in 45 minutes. I'll take it.

Mania Oats And thankfully, I’m not currently feeling my mania oats.

I'm committed to Sparkle Motion. Are you?

It’s really great. And quickly climbing to a top album of the year for me.

She did say, fuckin yee. Happy Kacey release day to all who celebrate.

Finally! I'm a fan.

A robin is building a nest outside my office window. As a result, there appears to be a turf war happening between two other robins, presumably the mate of the female, while she builds. I’m pretending this is the worst thing happening in this country at the moment, and boy, is it relaxing.

I’ve never seen Lushious Massacr out of drag until this week’s @trixiemattel.bsky.social video. Go check out that cute lil nugget.

Y’all go give @midwestache.bsky.social some love for his perfect new PFP.

I would be committed if people heard the songs I sing to my dog.