The use of the word “yeet” never ceases to tickle me.

Did you guys know it was hot outside? Nearly 19 miles later, and I can confirm this is true.

🤞🏻 Heat Stroke 🤞🏻

Mexico out for English blood because of this

Companies on July 1st:

“Eagle’s calling and he's calling your name… It's a promise of a new day.” Listen to Paula and go hunt that eagle or whatever she meant.

And it sure was pretty.

Did I make corn chowder with pureed sweet potatoes instead of heavy cream during a heatwave? You bet your air-conditioned ass I did.

Another weekend and another kit of spandex.

Happy Pride, ya pervs.

Last weekend of 🏳️‍⚧️Pride🏳️‍🌈! Go out and do something gay and queer.

I can't stop laughing.

what if they fought back against republicans instead

I bake all the time and understand the science involved with making a good baked item. But it’s Pride, lie to me and tell me you have a magic recipe that works! Thanks to all of you for keeping me grounded in reality.

Times are tough, and I know I already called another out this week, but if you can help out, another, one of our own could use a little lift. Both physically and emotionally.

Alright, himbos, what recipes do you have for “healthy” high-protein baked goods? And please don't send me a link to Baked Lean. That man either doesn't eat what he makes, or he struggles to keep up his weight; either way, no thank you.

Hey Siri, play “Yo Viviré” by Celia Cruz.

It also reminds me of this recent clip with Kelendria that makes me giggle every time.

The cuck knows.

When the left eyelid hits half-mast, it's time to stop working.

I would include a few from my Tumblr days as well.

Anyone want to finish answering the questions from the 401k auditor?

This shouldn't go as hard as it does, but here we are.

It me! Also, logically, for me, this is a mix of a childhood trauma response and some spectrum disorder fun. Knowing is half the battle, kids.

I just think we failed The Chicks with their brilliant last album. Right your wrongs today and stream Gaslighter.

Time to pitch in and help one of our own, especially during Pride month. Chip in if you can to help get Taber back on his feet.

It's Monday, but at what cost? Good luck, everyone.

Rosalía has ruined all other concerts moving forward.

Come with dad to grab some coffee.

Father’s Day can bring up a lot of emotions, good and bad. Know that you are not along in whatever you are feeling today. Free dad hugs are here and waiting. Be kind to yourself today.

7:30 am me is very thankful to buzzed 11 pm me who decided to find a Rosalia ticket on StubHub for tonight! LuxLife

So, we’re just gonna play in Joey Jay’s face this season, got it.

Thanks for letting me steal your workout from HEVY, @8bitmario.bsky.social. Shoulders and back are growing.

I am working today, unfortunately but at least I’m wearing cute shorts while I do.

Remember when the most dramatic thing that happened in the Summer was Marlene battling Satan?

Happy Friday! Stream Rose Gray’s “ Club To Your Arms” and find your much-needed euphoria for the day.

New tattoo work completed. I commissioned this piece from Marco Digrandi earlier this year, and he knocked it out of the park. His Insta: www.instagram.com/marcodigrand...

How does asparagus move so quickly to scent your urine? Fascinated every damn time.

Well, that was probably the most productive 90 minutes I will have all week. Happy Humps!

Failed listening to “Power” by Little Mix less than five times in a row again. Tomorrow’s a new day.

On this day last year, this AT&T ad said “gay rights!”

Tell me something good about your day, please. It has been a Monday over here. What happened that was great today?

Monday again, but it's still #Pride month, so don't waste it.

Last three miles through a rain storm, but we got it done.

Free mom/dad hugs along the pride parade route will always make me cry. 🏳️‍⚧️Happy Pride🏳️‍🌈

what if he also became the last trillionaire tho😈

This.

My favorite aging white twink from Canada is back with more breeding beats.

Friday: the eternal struggle for a slow start because you're tired. But also wanting to start early to finish early.

Thanks for the upper-body workout, @gaymer.fit. I tweaked it slightly, but I'm happy to have the ability to steal it from you, Hevy.