I either just watched a squirrel get the zoomies or witnessed an adorable squirrel on the spectrum. Either way, it was adorable.

Hey chat, is the energy off (even more than the rest of 2025) for anyone else today?

Eye thread!

What list did all of you 🚬s get on to see Wicked tonight?

Did JC “Schizophrenic” so that Gaga could “Mayhem?”

Criminally underrated album.

When you WFH full-time, this is very real and very dangerous.

Morning boys! Off to Lowe's to kick off weekend chores. Let me know if you need anything.

Martini and pizza on a Friday night. More routine than you might think.

Finally pausing Lux replays to bask in the Afterglow with FKA Twigs.

Goon Becomes Her You’ve Got Goon Josie and the Goony Cats

Morning! The week may have shrunk you down, but we made it to the end. Happy Friday!

I just put peanut butter on a brownie to make it a healthy snack. Follow along for more fitness tips.

Listening to metal ladders clang against the neighbor's house all day as they install holiday lights, and I think, boy, that clanging sounds like it's right outside our house now. Auditory processing finally completes: Oh! The dog is wretching in the living room on the rug. Cue comical sprint.

Still here.

Morning! Thankfully, I don't feel this way. But this is a great reminder to be kinder to yourself today.

same sex marriage stays and Robyn just announced a new single coming Wednesday! Being gay is nice

Good news: I'm happy to report that Lux makes me cry when it's snowing just as it did when it was sunny.

Dear reader, the stew was delicious. I added broccoli instead of kale because I had it on hand, and pickled red onion because it makes most things better. Thank you, @jakeismaking.bsky.social

“Tell Him” by Barbara and Celine is sure to evoke a complete concert every single time. See also; Queening Out.

Hot take: Slow cookers/crock pots are a waste of counter space and money.

Why don't you go to the bathroom outside?

Morning. From Sunny and near 60 to rainy and high 30s, today is the perfect day for couch rot and homemade soup. What’s on your agenda?

And I got to break out the Fall cycling jersey!

What a stunning Fall day for a bike ride. Really savoring these last lingering Fall days with warmer afternoons.

Oldest selfie on your phone 14 years ago, with the original pug, Baxter.

Back on my bullshit this morning. I fear this album will be my entire personality for at least the next month. Stream Lux today!

Said worms have emerged.

Not that my opinion matters on the topic, but I'm floored by this album that brought me to tears twice. I’m thankful for 2025 being bookended by beautiful pieces of art from Bad Bunny and Rosalía. Imagine being someone who doesn't enjoy music. "Without music, life would be a mistake."

Going in… She deserves the noise-canceling focus.

Hang onto hope. I know it can be hard, but remember, we have to have hope. Fight for one another and stick together. And have a great damn day.

Mamdani’s speechwriter deserves a raise, I could run through a fucking brick wall right now.

Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."

Brother Mamdani straight up called out his support of Immigrants and Trans people with no hesitation or mealy mouthedness

wow, what a tuesday!

Good morning! Remember, sexy people get out and vote. All elections matter.

I just want to bake cookies today and listen to Hem’s discography. Alas, I'm working.

Gladys ran out of kids to help with the daily chores.

One more before the end of Halloweekend. She had to be revived.

Not me crying at the #GBBO elimination this week. “It’s just baking,” indeed, Tom.

What did we do last night? The same thing we do every night this weekend, put on another costume.

Sitting (almost) alone in the VIP (living room).

Morning. How are we all feeling today? Halloween hangovers?

We’re the fun, weird neighbors who dress up to hand out candy and flashing Halloween rings.

Happy Halloween

That first Derry episode was something. I haven't been surprised like that in a while. Excited to see where this goes.

Some people need to hear this!

Don’t mind me, I am just scrolling through the New Arrivals on the Todd Snyder site while eating my little lunch and pretending I can afford any of their items at full price.