Sunday sunrise club, how are we feeling today?

First ride in a week, please clap.

Thrilled to confirm that @knate-thorne.bsky.social’s Slut for October candle is the perfect Fall scent. A mix of faint fruit, dry leaves, and a bonfire's intoxicating scent left on your favorite hoodie.

Bill Crisafi’s Slut for October candle arrived while I was traveling this week. Lighting October now.

Wheels up! I'm coming home.

Mornin and Happy Friday! Let’s roll into the weekend well.

According to the ads I'm drawn to on Instagram, I'll be decked out in the full women’s collection from LL Bean this Fall.

Midwestern women have always and will always be my safe space. But what is it about them that assumes any man over six feet must wear a size XL or bigger?

Sounds like not my business.

Mornin! Today, I am starting a new role with a new company. If we have to work, I'll find excitement in the new challenges. What are you excited about this week?

Pro Tip: Don't walk through a store while listening to Tame Impala’s “End of Summer” unless you want to fight the urge to strut.

Fresh Cut Friday with two moods. #FCF

Morning! It’s Friday, and there is a banquet of new albums today, boys. Mariah Carey, Olivia Dean, Neko Case, Doja Cat, Lady Wray, and Zara Larsson, to name a few. What are you listening to first?

I’ve been trying to tell people this for a while…

This Olivia Dean remix screams for a joyful Mia Michaels piece on SYTYCD circa 2008 (complimentary).

Not me tearing up in the first 10 minutes of @ericwillz.bsky.social's interview of Roondawg (Evan Mulrooney) on That’s A Gay Ass Podcast this morning. Stop! I can only get so turned on.

My reaction to getting left behind during the rapture

Tomorrow!? Quick! What are y'all wearing to the Rapture? #nevernude

Even though the temp rose to 80 degrees on the first day of Fall, that didn't stop me from making Curried Peanut Butternut Squash Soup and Manhattans for dinner. Soup season is here.

The perk and pitfall of buying Halloween candy this early from Costco is the availability of a sweet treat at any time.

🎯

Good morning and welcome to the first day of Fall. It’s raining here, so I believe You've Got Mail is the best course of action.

Painfully accurate.

Potentially the greatest continuity polaroid ever.

Cleaned up the face and neck because every mustache is a treasure chest for crumbs and secrets.

Tracy Martel really said, This is for the pop music 🚬s. And boy did it motivate this 🚬 through 18 miles.

Morning boys! I woke craving a bacon, egg, and cheese on a NY bagel. Can one of you NY boys do me a solid and bring that over to the Midwest?

POV: Your unemployed Bloomfie hasn't shaved or trimmed his face and neck for three days.

I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.

one of the sexiest moments in the history of cinema.

Morning! Weekly reminder to close your social media if it feels overwhelming. All of us, and our thirst traps, will be here tomorrow. I promise.

Yeah, I'm being a tad hyperbolic today. But anyway, here's how things are going in our country:

To the woman exiting Costco at 9:15 this morning with three cases of Kirkland Sauv Blanc and a bag of Cheez-its:

Get out there and get that bone today, everyone.

Just wanted to share this very sweet shot from last night's Emmys of the moment Jeff Hiller won Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series, and the unfeigned delight from his fellow gay nominees Colman Domingo, Michael Urie, and Bowen Yang. Solidarity!

Today, I kicked off a new routine to get back into lifting regularly after about 6 weeks of no lifting. In the Summer, I just want to bike outside. I’m also adding the @ptklein.com 100 push-ups-a-day challenge. After lifting this morning, I only got through 60 today, and that’s okay.

#mcm fresh cut edition

Listen up. You have to get involved in your local politics, even if it's just getting off your ass and voting in local elections. And when in doubt, pick the candidate who has compassion.

Morning! Had a dream last night that a mouse was caught in a trap. I put it in a bag before taking it to the garbage. When I dropped the bag in the garbage, I noticed the mouse was alive and had grown a small shark head. I let the mouse run free with its new head.

Javier Bardem at the #Emmys: "Here I am today denouncing the genocide in Gaza... Free Palestine!" (via @Variety)

“Go Birds, F*** ICE and Free Palestine” - Hannah Einbinder during her #EMMYs speech

Fewer bits and more speeches. Please!

Can someone sit the producers of the Emmys down and explain that we watch for the speeches? And why are they producing the Emmys if they don't know it?

How many times is it too many to listen to Jade’s new album this weekend? Can I get a professional opinion, @manniepetty.bsky.social?

I have very little self-control around snack mix and gummy bears; therefore, if they are ever offered, I will partake. Repeatedly.

bluesky isn’t dying, you just aren’t following the right people. if your skyline is getting quiet i highly recommend following more active users and making new oomfs

Delete your X account. You don’t need it.

I just discovered a TikTok challenge called the BBC Challenge. I'll let you discover for yourself, but use caution when googling.

Mornin’ boys, Dad’s taking you to the lake for the day. Hop in the car.