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Me all week

The world may be ending but a random influx of hotttttt guys work out at my gym now and it makes it (sorta) worth it to get up in the morning 🥲

Literally what’s going on rn

Forgive me father for I have double texted. 🙇🫠

Gray sweatpants season is all year round.

The rise of AI and ChatGPT is utterly horrifying to me. Society will truly do anything to not think, work, or create for themselves. We’re all going to be hollowed out, emotionless shells in no time. 😭

The Pitt owns my entire life btw

Who’s up and who’s out?

Legit sobbing while watching Andor season 2, episode 9. 😭

Crush hasn’t texted back in hours so he’s very obviously grown tired of me and found someone new

Drag Race spoilers before 9am……

Like… hello?!?!

David Corenswet is such a beautiful man I legitimately cannot stop staring at him

Me when Lorde wonders if she’s ever gonna love again at the end of “David”

Drag Race was so unusual this week lol

I will always love them

Bracket 2 of Drag Race gave one of the most entertaining three-episode runs I’ve seen on All Stars in years. Sooooo good.

I love men sooooo much

Where do y’all get your jean shorts?

Happy pride month gays!!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

I’m so obsessed it’s kinda ridiculous

Got my first massage EVER last night and proceeded to sleep better than I have in my adult life. Y’all weren’t kidding…

“In case you haven’t noticed yet, I’m like 100% boy crazy.” - me to my new coworkers “We noticed…” - all of them 😭🤭🫠

I feel like I’m neglecting my Bluesky family and for that I’m so deeply sorry ilysm

I’m that one bloomf who doesn’t play about maggie rogers today

Having the worst kind of stressful and busy Friday 😭 Quick someone please help me feel better for five seconds

I feel like there’s such feral energy in the air in New York.

Aww, so today is my day. 😌

Oh, Orville 🥵🫠😮‍💨

I think one of my crushes removed me from his Close Friends 🥲…

Currently watching Carl “confess his feelings” to Ciara… #SummerHouse

Just saw Sinners and this legend… Her power? Beyond. Her fashions? Tailored. Her bosom? Heaping. Her tidda? Healing. Her dick grip? Precise. Her icon status? Unclockable.

Tonight was a movie fr

Sent oomf a **** and got left on read.

In desperate need of good energy and vibes 🥹🥲😭

Boys with hairy chests 😌😮‍💨

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This is kinda me if you even care

Y’all the bridge on The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived… Taylor freaked it fr

How long will these last in my home?

In the darkest timeline* *Went to a boozy bottomless drag brunch at 12pm and no one wanted to continue hanging after 🫨🫨🫨

Oh god. Not the good weather gay guy FOMO creeping in. 😱😭

Our Women’s History Month Series: The Films of Karen McCullah and Kirsten Smith continues with the return of Connor & Dylan MacDowell, hosts of @thedramapodcast.bsky.social, to talk about the 2006 film, “She’s the Man.” Episode available now! www.buzzsprout.com/1638073/epis...

One of the greatest plays of all time and this production is unreal. Seeing Paul Mescal’s pits and happy trail in real life was the closest I’ll ever get to heaven. 😚

Resisted the urge to tell my friend how good his huge fuzzy chest looked in the locker room

On a 26 person bach trip and got selected as “most eligible catch” in the group 💅 (I’m the only single guy here lol)

very, very me when people ask how I am

Mayhem release day. It’s Friday on Bluesky. New j*b secured. A good feeling. LFGGGGGGG.