I look forward to Pamela’s eventual prison sentence

Just saw Super Mario Galaxy

Sunday scaries hitting like a bag of bricks

Simply cannot stop thinking about Stop! That! Train!

New Harry Potter bringing JK Rowling back on my feed

I have GOT to stop going on Instagram while intoxicated

F a g s saying Zara Larson was the best show they’ve ever seen… let’s dream a little bigger

It’s margarita weather

Good afternoon

Stuck in the office with zero sweet treats

The In Loving Memory after this weeks Drag Race episode…

Gays posting before & after hard 75 pics while being absolutely shredded in the before pic

NEED Nicole Kidman’s prescription cocktail

Barbara followed by Sigourney/Pedro… the academy said here’s a little something for the f a g s

I don’t know a better woman

Turning on the Oscars after not seeing a single film this year

Don’t bring your boyfriend to the clubbbbbbbbb

Just got served an ad for Grok with dogs dancing like humans

Is the JFK Jr. lookalike in the room with us?

Save me fake spring, save me

All of my morning meetings got cancelled

Violently hungover

Hey it’s Billie Eilish

Streets plowed and sidewalks clear the day after a blizzard. Another glorious day in Mamdanistan!

Feels extremely unnatural to have to work today

Was lusting after a m*n BAD and then stumbled across his TikTok’s and got immediate and irreversible ICK

One like and I’ll go to the liquor store

Going to Whole Foods the day before a blizzard fighting for my fucking life

Good evening

MacArthur Park winning a gold medal IKTR

While he was schemin, I was beamin in the Beamer just beamin

Addicted to following every gay person on earth on Instagram after having one drop of alcohol

Those monkeys that beat up Punch better watch their fucking backs

White Feather Hawk Tail Deer Hunter

Day drinking ❤️

Shakespeare

Opening Gr*ndr while getting my prep bloodwork done

Genuinely scared of the person I’m gonna become on the first 60° day

A lot of ugly racists forgetting that Puerto Rico is part of the United States

Bad Bunny I sign NDAs…

Benito hottest man alive btw

LADY GAGITA

Could not give less of a fuck about the sport game but we WILL be watching Benito

Clap IF you care

What do you mean it’s -15° out

TGIF

USA & appearance by JD V*nce booed at the Olympic opening ceremony IKTR

TGIF

Didn’t realize tonight was the season finale of traitors oh well guess we’ll try again next year

Everybody seems to be exploring new hairstyles lately