Monday scaries have arrived

It’s about the clubs

If they even THINK about going after my girl Lisa

Rob Rausch… raw, next question

So this Verizon outage…. Should I be scared?

Lisa fucking Rinna!!!!!!!!!!

Michael Rap*port disappear challenge #TheTraitors

Vending machine prices at work increased… this is the kind of greed they talked about in the bible

Sunday scaries hitting like a bag of bricks

Happy to announce that my bender has concluded

Did oomf see this?

⚠️ if you were the gorgeous twink named Francisco at Rise Bar & Grill drag brunch I need you to call me ⚠️

Can somebody just do it™️

USA 250 and imperialism is back?????

Not even the slightest clue what day it is

“don’t even THINK about messaging me without face AND body pics” … like girl just don’t answer if it’s not your vibe it’s not that serious

The USA 250 Washington monument looks like shit

Messaged everyone with a pulse on gr*ndr last night apparently 🫣

On my way to the nye function

Waiting for an appropriate time to start drinking

Anyway

Many enemies at the gym today

It’s New Year’s Eve, kiss me

f*** b**** is moving 3 blocks away from me

My body yearns for a vegetable

I have returned to New York City

Just took a Xanax and had a glass of sauvignon blanc AMA

Good evening from Orlando International Airport

It’s getting weird

Trying to figure out if new oomf crush is in an open relationship

Addicted to assuming every abnormal abdominal pain is appendicitis

What happened calorically the last week can never happen again

Christmas is over

I need 6.2 billion episodes of Emily In Paris ⚠️ NOW ⚠️

Good morning from Newark Liberty International Airport

Winter Solstice, Sagittarius Season, my birthday, I’m at my most powerful today

Anyway

Last work day 2k25

Girl at work function earnestly thought I was 26

Bought Christmas presents for SEVENTEEN people this year. Will literally put out for the first person to wrap all these boxes for me

Rise DJ Paul Leisure HATE to see me coming on a Sunday

Going to Brooklyn tonight

Sephora didn’t give me my birthday gift and it is actively the month of my birth

I don’t wanna fucking watch Reels!!!!!

Just realized today is Santacon

Heated Rivalry renewed for season 2

Had a *** dream about oomf

Good afternoon

If one more person open mouth coughs on me on the sidewalk I’m gonna burn this city to the ground

Enjoying the musical stylings of Ava Max-Houston