Espresso martini sending me into outer space rn

PUSSPUSS97 on the number plate

Going ✈️ Brooklyn

Good morning

Just posted to Instagram grid

I wish I could work out in cotton, but I will simply never be that girl

Team Charli Team Cardi Team Angie Mary Heather Bronwyn Whitney

How is there 3 full years left of the Dump administration

Couples that workout together and kiss in between sets

Sean Cody dot com ass names

Didn’t get raptured

Need to get absolutely black out wasted with this queen #GBBO

Everyone saying the rapture is happening tomorrow…

Veejay for president

Guy walking around the gym with his orange iPhone pro on a tripod….like damn we see it

Fuck Bob Iger btw

Another season of Britani ending every episode like this #RHOSLC

New camera icon giving Miley eyes idk

Accidentally started a “right now” session on gr*ndr

Really into plastic water bottles rn

Every time another ab gay becomes a DJ, an angel loses their wings

Drinking again

Made the mistake of opening twitter this morning

Good afternoon

In the rare sweet spot of NYC weather where I’m not in a state of constant profuse sweat

“Ordinary” #VMAs

ICE commercials during #VMAs

These long winded acceptance speeches… Mama it’s a VMA not the Nobel peace prize #VMAs

Jessica Simpson new music when

I NEED to get wine drunk with Allison Hammond

Saying you can’t make it to a pre-planned gathering an hour before is extremely gauche

I don’t know what a “Swag II” is and I don’t care to find out

Not nearly enough Lady Demerzel this season of #Foundation need sooooo much more of her serving absolute galactic CUNT

Driving for the first time in 8 months

Had four martinis AMA

Idc if you’re having fun at Gaga tonight, it should be happening to me

Carlos Alcaraz if you read this I am free on Thursday night and would like to hang out. If you would like to hang out please respond to this and hang out with me on Thursday night when I am free

Team at work just asked if I wanted to join their fantasy football league

Fell asleep with my contacts on last night

A good sandwich can be so personal

Now why did I see two homosexuals having sexual intercourse at a Meredith Marks DJ set last night

Ptown Day 7

Absolutely addicted to being violently dehydrated on vacation 😍

Stephanie… extremely nouveau riche #RHOM

Walked outside and immediately sweat off my moisturizer

Give me all of your attention, give me summer in the hamptons

A commercial selling Con Edison…. as if I have a say in the matter

Would put out for a cinnamon bun rn

Every time Martina is on #RHOM