Finally watched the Hacks finale

Whoever invented Jump To Recipe deserves to have their ass ate

There was a building there, and it was brutalist

Made out with oomf and they were a bad kisser :(

Was only gonna have one drink at a birthday but accidentally got blacked out

Hacks over forever

Good evening Kylie Minogue listeners

I kinda hate you but it doesn’t matter let me DANCE

Had one drop of alcohol and physically can’t stop replying to Instagram stories

Ok it’s summer outside

Good morning Tomunists

Those who don’t like the new Spotify logo are allergic to whimsy!

⚠️ Princess Carole Radziwill spotted filming on my afternoon stroll ⚠️

Going food shopping while hungry is a dangerous thing for a girl like me but I’m doing it

If you can’t love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love Stop! That! Train!

Straight people LOVE a dueling piano bar

Good morning

Setting the Explore feature on gr*ndr to The Metropolitan Museum of Art just in case

Let’s get this bread?

Hello gays

Tom 2.0 loading

We did it Joe

So unbelievably CUNT

Simply not warm enough for the way people are behaving in New York

People confused how the RHORI women voted for Tr*mp….

Me and who

But he is, ma…

What the fuck is protein popcorn

Nuclear Armageddon pending and here I am in Excel

Had three martinis at lunch

I look forward to Pamela’s eventual prison sentence

Just saw Super Mario Galaxy

Sunday scaries hitting like a bag of bricks

Simply cannot stop thinking about Stop! That! Train!

New Harry Potter bringing JK Rowling back on my feed

I have GOT to stop going on Instagram while intoxicated

F a g s saying Zara Larson was the best show they’ve ever seen… let’s dream a little bigger

It’s margarita weather

Good afternoon

Stuck in the office with zero sweet treats

The In Loving Memory after this weeks Drag Race episode…

Gays posting before & after hard 75 pics while being absolutely shredded in the before pic

NEED Nicole Kidman’s prescription cocktail

Barbara followed by Sigourney/Pedro… the academy said here’s a little something for the f a g s

I don’t know a better woman

Turning on the Oscars after not seeing a single film this year

Don’t bring your boyfriend to the clubbbbbbbbb

Just got served an ad for Grok with dogs dancing like humans

Is the JFK Jr. lookalike in the room with us?

Save me fake spring, save me