YOU RASCAL!!!!!!!!!

mismatching socks the other day—got a @suzietoot.bsky.social sock and a “fuck off im reading” sock

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someone on twitter just told me to smile more BIIIITCH

cmon Juliette LEWIS!!!!!!!!

hanging out with my friend’s dog her name is Ruby and she is a diva

this airport is the site of the 2026 crying children convention

I just wanted to apologize to everyone for being hot and having correct opinions. It will happen again

@suzietoot.bsky.social are you KIDDING ME

JIIIIIINKX

butttootking carabiner still going strong

17-year-old me…oh I’m sure

did I tell you guys I got another stupid beautiful son? his name is Taffy Lee Fubbins and he is smaller than my other two stupid beautiful sons. Sherry Vine mug for scale

@suzietoot.bsky.social have you seen the Jellicle Ball yet? Because you will ascend to another plane of existence

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: real Greeneheads appreciated it

I honestly would not trust any other actress to take on Judy

feeling the normal amount of excitement about Jinkx Monsoon Judy Garland

HEY! LISTEN UP! IMPORTANT! Suzie Toot

arlecchino!!!!

coupla questions suzie toot first of all how dare you

me when I did good

screaming

@suzietoot.bsky.social so how do we get you and Jinkx Monsoon onstage together asap

no one is ready

a sleepy Saturday morning with the diva

RFK talking about banning SSRIs…well I had a good run

picked up Madam from her luxury suite at my dad’s

I’m gonna say it…Wendy’s makes the superior nugget

I don’t know why I thought I could take an overnight train home and go right to work. I am simply and merely Too Old for these shenanigans lolllll

Rocky Horror made me so happy

this just in: today is gay

this show is such a gift

@suzietoot.bsky.social have you seen this high school theatre SNL sketch because it makes me howl www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ve1k...

update from intermission at the Jellicle ball: I have cried twice SO FAR

chilling before show #1 at my favorite place (Drama Book Shop)

inside you there are two wolves

last puzzle of spring crossword league! ended with a personal best time 🙌🙌🙌

June Squibb nominated for a Tony for most puss served

also the end always made me tear up a little and I would have to lock in and remember I had a rigging cue

Suzie Toot Jessica Rabbit look send tweet

I was an asm for a regional production of Camelot in 2009 and after The Lusty Month of May number the actress playing Guinevere would always come up to me, give me a hug, and unhook my bra idk Liz it was the 90s

mainlining coffee and listening to my comfort album

lil diva

this is gonna be so good

I just have to make it through this week and then I’ll have my two-show day Jellicle Ball/Rocky Horror Show spectacular on Wednesday 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

I just think it’s really important to remember that Suzie Toot

this is very Suzie Toot coded

maybe she’s born with it maybe it’s ~depression~

that’s very expensive and how are YOU