justice for Bring Back Birdie. Chitaaaaaaaaaaa

she truly broke the cuntometer with this one

my family: yeah the vibe for the holiday party is casual, but maybe like a little dressy me: say less

well yes

him: dance for me me: ok

Now, don’t dawdle

I have never seen this guy with hair and it’s throwing me off

still I’m counting down all of the days until you’re just a spongebob big guy pants okay

SUZIEEEEE

[describing suzie toot] best damn tapper…most smartest

no good deed goes *checks notes* unwatered

I’m a Wonderful from Wicked truther; that song absolutely rules

daily affirmations: -I look handsome -I look smart -I am a walking work of art

this is what me and the girls looked like rolling into the theater to watch Wicked For Good

To anyone dismayed about not getting Muppet Knives Out don't worry because they basically already did that in 1979 with Liza Minnelli and it's a perfect (Emmy-nominated!) episode of TV that you can enjoy right now!

high school me when you asked her what her all-time favorite band was:

she’d actually eat tho

hey the girls and I are gonna take in an old Steve Reeves movie later if you’re free

she didn’t have to serve that hard but she did. she did it for us

the tooter checklist

if I had to sum up my life in a sound clip it would be that part of the Company cast recording where Elaine Stritch starts to sing LOOOOOOOVE with everybody and then drops out halfway through

wake it up because what if they did What Is This Feeling

there are Tootobers everywhere for those with eyes to see

Jinkx Monsoon seeing the general state of our morale and deciding to come back to Oh Mary

JINKX MONSOON COMING BACK TO OH MARY HUGE! IMPORTANT! WE WONNNNNN!!!!

good morning tootsky

this is me if you even care

little crop of horrors

Muppet version of Wicked where the only human is Jonathan Bailey

I would like to formally introduce you all to my stupid beautiful son. his name is Mrs. Malaprop. look at his little sweater. he’s a prince

guys I held it together and was about to congratulate myself for not crying and then in the last literal two minutes I LOST IT and sobbed 😭😭😭😭

I’m seeing the new Wicked movie tonight and you cannot tell me SHIT

Muppet version of Rocky Horror where the only human is Tim Curry

my god…that much pure diva will surely kill us all

due to personal reasons I have decided to enroll in the Chita Rivera School of Sitting in Chairs

graphic design is my passion

the wife and i sitting for our sears portrait

in my Elaine Stritch era (little hat; no pants)

I love seeing musicals that I know literally nothing about—I just saw Urinetown for the first time and I was like oh wait this kinda slaps

one of the greatest kid-movie antagonists in Richie Rich

the BEST

the literal definition of drip

the most gorgeous reindeer of all

that is Suzie Minnelli Suzie with a Z

official statement from elaine_stritch/mary nation, on official letterhead, for immediate release: awooga

respectfully, and with respect: awooga why is this such a serrrrrrrrrveeeeee

“You will be visited by three spirits” the three spirits:

this is a perfect song

just have to share one more picture—me, my mom, and my sister in summer 2000 ❤️❤️❤️ I was a month shy of 13