Khalil Shakir is WR1. GET HIM THE BALL. Good stuff happens.

Is the defense back?

Cook:

*whispers* there are still things Brady can do to better scheme up separation for his WRs. But he just wants to throw screens instead.

Since McDermott has introduced glasses to his wardrobe it’s been bad

That was 2018 Josh Allen there.

RB James Cook comes off the field for three straight plays and then the Bills just lose yards with a Josh Allen sack. Drive ends in a 45-yard Matt Prater field goal.

James Cook had four carries for 38 yards on the Bills' first drive. The drive stalled when he was replaced by Ty Johnson and Ray Davis.

Please kill me

Tell your X-using folks that their reality is about to be shaped by a racist robot created by an addled billionaire

Bills

Bills

Everyone is 12 theory undefeated

Awful. Here’s a video of it being shared on Reddit www.reddit.com/r/chicago/s/...

The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.

China just built the biggest bridge in the world, a modern marvel that set ten different world records. Meanwhile we are having the fucking New York Jets and Blackstone bribe our McDonald’s Pedophile President to build the ballroom equivalent of the Flanders house

it's important to remember the people doing this aren't "just following orders," they signed up to do this, they're excited to do it, it's what they want to be doing, and each one of them is personally culpable for the entirety of ICE's conduct

I think the Reagan ad is most effective not by the topic but by reminding everyone that presidents don't have to sound like insane morons.

If the Rogers Centre had a parking lot that covered the same surface area as the Dodgers' parking lot, it would stretch from Queen Street on one end to the Lake Ontario waterfront on the other

every day leaders of the new tech frontier are spending billions of dollars to digitally reconstruct the mind of george zimmerman

Huh, turns out Arendt was onto this too. From "The Alliance Between Mob and Capital," Origins of Totalitarianism, Chapter 5.

This is insanely illegal and incredibly fucking dangerous.

From 1941 to about 2015, this kind of headline/subhed combo would have gotten the writer and editor blacklisted from polite society. We need to find a way back.

aaahhh!!!

NYR's current shot % woes pretty much boil down to chances from in-close. League ranks via @naturalstattrick.com at 5v5, SVA: Scoring Chances For/60: 12th SC Goals For/60: 28th High Danger CF/60: 9th HD GF/60: 28th A combination of luck and less high-end shooting players (third attached image).

"what if he shot me in the face?"

It’s always funny to watch American broadcasts of hockey games because every political ad is like “this city is a goddamn shit hole but I can fix it, only if you vote for me” which is followed by a pharma ad that is like “this will make you vomit your colon but it’ll help you lose three pounds”

SNAP benefits expire in one week.

All of the pilfering, vandalism, and outright death caused by DOGE cuts, and all of the thefts from the future by illegally stopping research grants, didn't save a penny, Trump spent the money and more on corruption and incompetent ICE goons.

I'm not invading San Francisco because my rich friends told me not to do it. Dems you cannot re-open the government. We don't even have a federal government anymore. We got a guy with a debit card that has access to all our tax money for him to spend as he pleases

A nationwide search for "Observe And Report-type dudes." A whole new parallel armed force made up of guys who have described themselves as "a pretty serious DUI guy" in conversation. A qualification exam where the only task is getting upset and driving your truck into another truck. A new age.

In the audience tonight is Charlotte Bennett, one of the 13 women that Andrew Cuomo is credibly alleged to have sexually harassed while they worked in his government. She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her. So I confronted him.

also: tv’s defaulting to motion smoothing… has this helped prime people to see AI slop as less offputting

Has to be understood as a threat

it’s always worthwhile to refer back to this seminal college football text when writing about college football memes. both to cite and to make sure you’re not bastardizing definitions grantland.com/features/hol...

Both the U.S. marshal and the immigrant were shot by federal officers. You’d never know that from this headline.

You simply cannot be a political journalist today if you don't know the deep ins-and-outs of the nonsense conspiracy theories. Because people will just constantly say stuff that is blatantly false and you NEED to be ready to call it out with receipts.

Great news for people who have always wanted to be victimized in an especially oafish bit of GoFundMe fraud but never got the chance because they didn't live in the tri-state area. Help is on the way!

Taps sign

Wait, teams are allowed to run against Atlanta?

exhibit a of “has never been a reporter” www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/b...

I don’t disagree with Rob, mostly because of the Sullivan factor this season, but more just a cautionary reminder that it is still very early. It was sustainable last year until it was suddenly very much not, and I worry about certain players falling off. So far, so good though.

We wake up today with NYR 5th in xGF% (over 55%) and 3rd in High Danger Chance% (over 61%) in the NHL. Objectively this is the best their 5v5 play/process has been since 2013-14.

If someone “doesn’t understand” the No Kings protests, they just don’t want to understand. Understanding would undercut their entire worldview.

Jeff Gorton really has Montreal on the up and up huh? Oh what could have been.

me, 30 mins ago: eh I should try to watch NYR a bit haven’t seen anything since opening night. me, now: ahh now I remember why the plan was/is “see where they’re at come Thanksgiving to potentially give a shit”