What are we even doing anymore

That’s a wrap on Google ever being remotely useful ever again.

I’d pay good currency to get Reggie Miller to shut up for a single second.

Yea this Spurs OKC series has it.

Goaltending. But I mean…the luck has to run out…right?

Some personal news

Roma Roma Roma

Uh oh Juve. Uh oh!

Mancini is true Romanisti. What a legend, man.

Daje Roma

Weeeee hockey

Habs vs Sabres right now

Montreal is WHEELING right now.

The Sabres just spent the last 5 minutes aggressively shitting their britches. That was painful to watch.

When I lived in NOLA during law school, I worked in the city attorney’s office. I met so many passionate and eloquent people trying in vain to change the things clearly stemming from racism and dirty politics. But the internet wasn’t a megaphone yet. Voices like this deserve attention.

Cannot state it more emphatically: I fucking hate it here

I think the way we have ramped up Trump cognitive decline rhetoric has unintentionally taken the focus off of just how cognitively bone dumb stupid the man is and always has been. He’s gone from the floor to the basement.

Really went whole hog with the “any idiot with a mic” method of podcast production here.

The Onion, but it’s our entire timeline.

Marty Makary is out at the FDA; Trump and Kennedy screening thousands of candidates to find someone even less qualified for the position.

Alex Karaban is going to be such a good NBA player for any team who picks him. Combine photo credits @tylerrucker.bsky.social pulled from the bad place

ok i chuckled www.epicfurious.com

“People will just believe you. You just tell them and they believe you.” -Donald Trump, 2015

If you’re Vegas you simply can’t start Carter Hart in game 5.

VGK’s loyalty to Carter Hart is inexplicable. In all regards.

The depth VGK has is wild. Just to be able to somehow absorb losing a player like Mark Stone, and now Hertl going on an inexplicable goal drought.

Donyell Malen is nails, man. Sheesh.

Wait, Roma won??!

It isn’t far fetched that this will be a pretense for war with China. I mean, aside from the standard fair Epstein files distraction angle.

This TNT broadcast is…not good.

One of the greatest to ever do it.

Reading these tweets like the Beastie Boys

Been saying this to my son on repeat. He just keeps asking why they stole the Whalers from us, so I’m not sure he’s getting the whole “we are short people like them” connection. But he’s still very much my son.

Sweet hat please stop wearing my skin

Congrats to @erictulsky.bsky.social on winning this series draft skeet

Leafs fans will have you believe that Freddy Andersen is not good. Meanwhile, his career body of work has been well above average, bordering closer to excellent. And he has enough of a sample size to legitimately make the rarely true claim that he gets better in the playoffs. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That’s an embarrassing goal against by the Flyers.

It just cost me $100 to fill up on gas at Costco. This is unsustainable. Release the Epstein files.

It is 2010. Nintendo announces that the next Starfox game will be a remake of Starfox 64. It is 2015. Nintendo announces a “new” Starfox game (but it was in fact a remake of Starfox 64). It is 2026. Nintendo announces that the next Starfox game will be a remake of Starfox 64.

Got sick overnight. Fatigue, chills, nausea etc etc. Probably nothing a little beef tallow and raw milk can’t fix.

It’s not even a little surprising that the Leafs got the first pick. What young prospect’s life do we think they’ll ruin?

your software is not conscious, you absolute weirdo

Cool cool cool now that this $3B murderous distraction is wrapping up, what’s the next distraction from the Epstein files?

World War II famously raged on for decades until Trump rewrote history with the Art of the Deal in 1987. Hitler shot himself shortly thereafter.

AI is a mass delusion event, and billionaires are the most susceptible to it (because they were already delusional).

This is the Roma I signed up for under Gasperini. Champions League may or may not happen. But if they can take this momentum into next season, sky is the limit.

Oh baby