Saying this too often with UConn teams but just HIT YOUR 3s.

It is once again time for UConn to assert pure basketball dominance.

you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides the nytimes:

The absolute dumbest country the world has ever seen.

I’m not sure why people are so pumped that Bondi is out. It’s not going to be better on the other side of this. Could even be worse.

A lot of AI grift is predicated on everyone hating their jobs, their profession, their craft, even each other, to the point that we submit to anything that will get it out of the way. To me, this only works with menial and repetitive tasks. Which is where AI can actually shine…but that’s not shiny.

In this Utopia the FIGC has been disbanded. Baggio, Buffon, and Totti run the show. Every player has perpetually wet hair and looks like they are the main character in a calcio romance novel. Kappa sponsors and designs the kits. They win World Cups on intimidation forfeits.

Utopia is a society where having corporate marketing and ad agencies has been criminalized.

While I was working it looks like Italian football once again shamed itself. Swell.

I started using X again as an outlet for NCAAs. I thought there’s no way it could be worse than when I last used it like 6 months ago. It’s so much worse. The amount of AI slop noise is wild. Ads. Clutter. Unhinged politics. My DMs filled w stolen accounts. Search doesn’t work anymore. It’s hell.

UConn’s gonna get Breeding again, aren’t they

Investigative journalism is alive and well.

The Shot.

All I can think about: 1. UConn won that game during an absolute train wreck shooting night. 2. Braylon Mullins was a 5 star recruit who shot 49% from 3 on high volume, becoming Indiana’s 2025 Mr. Basketball. 3. UConn is headed to the Final 4, in Indy. 4. Math says he’s beyond due.

Performative Christian Nationalism to own the libs. Very nice, indeed. You earn a gold star today, Ms. Leavitt.

She has a job with Eversource if she ever wants one after this.

Say what you want about this UConn team being weaker than other championship teams (high bar, 23-24 is the greatest team ever), or that they struggled through a weak Big East schedule. This year they have beaten: BYU Kansas Florida Illinois Texas St. John’s Michigan St UCLA Duke Not bad.

Me at breakfast this morning, thinking about UConn defeating the Devil in all-time epic fashion. We are going to be ok.

Beebop looks like a great pup who needs a second chance. Save Beebop!

Worth a read.

Good morning.

Well it took a generational buzzer beater to get bsky to sporp with me, but I’m glad to finally have some interaction that isn’t the daily doom I’m trying to take a break from losing my mind from.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ told ya.

Me, watching UConn

Braylon Mullins

Poor sad Duke fan deals with reality.

JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU CAN’T

His name is Solo Ball.

Come on Alex. You’re due.

I would very much like the following in the 2nd half: 1. UConn to shoot better than 9% from three. 2. Duke to not shoot over 50% from three. 3. UConn to not get called for fouls 3x more than Duke. 4. Duke to get called when they drape over Reed/Karaban. See you at the under 12.

Hey I absolutely hate this.

CALL THE FOUL

Duke can’t miss.

Ah. Ayer’s, Chiazza and Reed are the stripes. I believe Chiazza has done like 10 UConn games. This all makes sense now.

Duke has fouled Tarris Reed at least 4 times that I can count. One has been called. I’m guessing this will be a Duke whistle throughout.

Alright. Can’t worry about whatever my beloved VGK are doing. Gotta lock in.

I do not approve. -Nick Vegas

One final four down. One to go. Let’s go Huskies.

Lola killed Zeus killed Beauty on hold 6 dogs left. Anyone interested DM me. Pledges: Cheddar Bay Biscuit $1121 Tokio $1101 Berthold $1055 Pharo $1020 Beauty $850 Tiny Thimble $750

🆘THEY’RE GOING 2 KILL 🐶TOKIO See post below; she has a rescue, needs a foster, even a temp one🙏 Was once bitten by 🐶 which makes her scared at ACC. She avoids & hides fr strangers. ACC is her personal hell Her video makes me cry; she’s scared & bewildered, trying to be brave. 🙏Repost to find 🏡

🆘DON’T KILL 🐶CHEDDAR Beautiful Cheddar Bay Biscuit, a stray, volunteer sez: “He has such bright, happy energy & loved spending time entertaining himself w/toys…He accepted gentle face & cheek petting, & stayed nicely engaged w/his handler when treats or toys were presented” 🙏Repost to find a 🏡

James Breeding is a basketball terrorist.

I am going to throw up.

Cooper has been setting moving screens ALL GAME.

MSU with 1 team foul with 7 min left is diabolical work by these refs.

James Breeding