That’s Super Bowl Champion and Kissing Disease Survivor Sam Darnold, to you.

About 55 million Americans understood what he was saying but I really like the idea that Trump just views other languages as literal gibberish. A truly petulant dunce.

Is Drake Maye bad? People are asking.

Instantly my favorite Olympic athlete.

Is Dear Supreme Leader at the Super Bowl?

Lip syncing contest is not going well so far for Charlie Puth, who finds himself in dead last. Gonna take a lot to dig out of this hole.

Collinsworth is gonna mention Mahomes as soon as possible. I can feel it. This is a pre-game situation.

As a Jets fan - I’m here to hate this Super Bowl.

Alright…just calm down NFL. Relax with yourself. We got it.

Stephon Castle might’ve just had one of the greatest games ever. Youngest player ever to put up this line. Only he and Wilt Chamberlain have put up a 40-10-10 on 75% shooting. Also had 3 steals, joining Larry Bird and Luka as only to do that. All in 32 min. Previous record was 38 min.

The polls will overclock this loss just because UConn hasn’t had a real competitor since non-conference. Bet they drop significantly more than they should.

I can’t figure out UConn’s ongoing issues with inbounding but man, it’s been years now where any pressure gives them fits.

James Breeding clown show in full effect.

Gus Johnson is calling a terrible game. He really doesn’t prep or something.

St. John’s is playing wildly, pressuring everything and UConn isn’t taking advantage because they’re seemingly just not able to go over the top and make them pay for overcommitting.

Malachi Smith please, I beg you…chill.

The refs are now making their presence known.

UConn getting sped up now. This is where Malachi struggles a bit. Silas back in to slow it down.

Braylon Mullins is

Oh yea. Tarris Reed Jr. is up for the challenge.

UConn. St. John’s. MSG. My body is ready.

The Rangers are the worst run team in the NHL.

Turning on the UConn game to a 10-0 kill shot is a very fun thing.

It’s a cult.

Roma playing with negative intensity right now. Wake up, guys.

The more I watch Roma without Koné the more I appreciate what he provides and just how critical he is. Roma kind of loses their spine without him. Indecisiveness from El Aynaoui isn’t helping.

“Someone needs to do something about this.” - Congress

The trump regime is not a legitimate government, it's an organized crime syndicate and should be treated as such. This absolutely includes the SCOTUS BigotWizards and the rest of the GOP, with their proven ongoing corruption, who would strip away our basic human rights.

At this point, McAvoy needs a full goalie dangler and warroad in addition to his fishbowl. Just armor up. Dude is a magnet for injuries to his face.

The colors of these jerseys are making me review the settings on my tv

Not sure getting “man with the thinnest voice” to do the stadium series anthem was a great choice.

Hell yea

I’ve enjoyed the recent spat of “sure…[creep] is in the Epstein files, usually lauding him socially…but you have to understand that Epstein was very nice and powerful and how could one know that his island was actually a rape island?” The cognitive dissonance on all of it…

Creighton is remarkably bad. I love it.

I love watching UConn MBB games (even over the last 6 which…). I love nearly every guy who has contributed to making this program what it is. But we need to talk about Donny Marshall doing color on these games.

Another thrilling New York Rangers hockey game

Woody Johnson rn

Every Zuckstradamus prediction is drawn from 2 foundational principles: 1. He is incredibly uncomfortable inside his own skin and reality around him. 2. It will take a ton of cash to figure out how to get him out of his own skin.

Kill it with fire.

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Allie Ziebell plays off the bench and is essentially UConn’s 7th scoring option. She’d be THE star on 99% of college teams. Imagine being any player or team going up against this team right now. What do you even do? How do you mentally approach this?

We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason

Alex Karaban is such an obvious NBA player. Some team is going to strike a decade of gold with a late first or early second round pick.

Excellent, sir. Let’s get back to things that really matter, like watching Fox & Friends and the movie Greenland 2.

Stop with the AI generated images. Holy hell people.

“Our 2A is good but their 2A is bad” is the MAGA pretzel logic that may finally ignite a brain cell between them and turn these idiots against each other. By the way, I hate it here.

this is a fake problem. no one is saying this to regular, offline people who are coming around. they’re saying it to people who are engaged in professional political analysis who committed professional malpractice by scolding people who saw what was coming. no, those people shouldn’t get a break.

In retrospect, the NES hard reset button should’ve been celebrated for its simplicity and made a compulsory part of all technology going forward.

It becomes much easier to respond when you try to actually understand what went wrong, then tell the truth about it showing actual empathy for the suffering of others. The steps from there are easier too. But that’s just never going to happen.