The Yankees

Look I’ve never really gotten Taylor Swift to begin with but this is truly unlistenable dreck. Even my daughter who is all in seems bored by it.

Nearly 10% of humanity (~800M people in 2025) struggles to live on less than $3 a day. It’s important for Americans to appreciate that reality — and the growing gap between the extremely poor & the extremely privileged — because, as USAID demonstrated, our nation has the power to change it. 🧵 1/8

Russ Vought

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Algorithm, please stop...I beg you

Please join me in congratulating Woman on her appointment

Robo ump is going to result in Aaron Judge hitting .450 with an OBP of infinity. There’s just no two ways about the fact that he has to expand what he would swing at because he knows he won’t get the low (or sometimes inside) calls.

Time for Yankees baseball

Roma stuff, manifest

Daje Roma - ecco il nostro mister Gasperini, che non ha alcun legame con Jeffrey Epstein.

I bought a Lego Game Boy, and I’m making it my purpose in life to mod it to play actual games.

Please reset this timeline

The party of death and human suffering. Absolute ghouls. Up next: ripping health benefits away from our most at-risk populations living with chronic illnesses like SUD while beneath the poverty line.

There have been 6 mass shootings in the USA over the past 24 hours. The casualty count stands at 41. Here’s the President of the United States of America.

You mean AJ McCarron the proprietor of AJIAN - a fast casual sushi restaurant in Tuscaloosa? www.ajiansushi.com

Team-based accounts of violent gun crime emboldens MAGA right, who already think this is all a team sport where they need to show they “won” the topic (also, they’re a cult). And they’ll do or say anything to win. Like most: shooter was morally bankrupt and had access to guns. It’s the guns.

'out of the three mass shootings today'

Who dat!

Aaron Judge might pass Cal Raleigh in homers. Anything is possible with this freakshow.

Thanks for the news, dog…can you fuckin help us do something about it? Do you have a plan? Do you have any idea what you’re doing?

Excellent. We are doing great.

We might be back

Team-based accounts of violent gun crime emboldens MAGA right, who already think this is all a team sport where they need to show they “won” the topic (also, they’re a cult). And they’ll do or say anything to win. Like most: shooter was morally bankrupt and had access to guns. It’s the guns.

If you think Cal Raleigh is the MVP because lots of dingers, and you just disavow every metric that proves Aaron Judge’s singular greatness…there’s very basic math you can do: Raleigh: 577 AB = HR every 9.78 AB Judge: 527 AB = HR every 10.33 AB Judge in same AB = 56 HR 3 home runs.

Is this how science works

I love that he can go unscripted and guns blazing into denying all scientific evidence that Tylenol is safe and effective…but ask the guy about one of the preeminent and notoriously untrustworthy shitbags on earth and he needs to deliberate for years. Good stuff. This is fun.

Oh damn totally forgot the rapture is today. Awesome. So it’s just all us sinners now?

you mean to tell me the grifters…they are grifting?

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I can’t help thinking that the amount of batshit we have crammed into September will test even the most ardent MAGA supporters. But they’ve got incredible cognitive dissonance so assuredly they’ll keep on.

About to take some of that good good Tylenol (I have a fever)

We are some other greater being’s satirical entertainment. It’s the only explanation I’ll accept.

The breakthrough cure for autism is to release the Epstein Files

The United States also already has a major physician shortage, which is bad now and projected to worsen to pretty extreme levels as Boomers continue to age. Making H1-B visas dependent on a $100K bribe is going to cause thousands of medical students & residents to stop coming here every single year.

::Pat Mahomes throws a backwards pass to nobody nearly resulting in a fumble recovery by the defense, but manages to get it back:: Chris Collinsworth: A legendary play by Mahomes. He is composure and intellect, personified. A true inspiration to humanity.

This was such an important match for the Gasperini era. I think it was beautiful to see Pellegrini at the corner of it all, particularly given Gasperini’s pre-match commentary about the entirety of Roma lifting him up after the summer transfer drama. Forza Roma.

Daje Roma - Pellegrini hero arc in full effect.

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What are we even doing

MARIO LEMIEUX HOCKEY

“To me, that’s preposterous. Freedom of speech, things of that nature.”

What is worse for Trump: the discourse being about free speech, or the discourse being about getting exposed as a serial sexual abusing and trafficking pedophile? Hmm.

These guys are unpopular and dumb as rocks, they did not discover a secret 'I win' button at the heart of all politics labeled 'mean tweets' or 'cancel elections.' Keep speaking, keep writing, keep marching, keep voting, force them to show the country what they are.

In North Carolina right now the Democrat running for Senate - in a state Trump won *three times* (I hate it too) - is leading by 6-8 points. 'Oh, but they'll cancel elections' - then force them to cancel elections and radicalize the normies and then march with the radicalized normies.

Pardon me, but while MAGA and Trump may want to use it that way, we don't need to let them. I think it is absolutely the case that Trump aspires to be something like a fascist dictator, I said so last October. But we are not powerless and they have not won yet.

It took roughly a decade for the world to recognize that the Nazi regime was beyond national threat and on to an existential global threat. Really only after aggressive expansionism was under way. But news travels fast now. So media is going to get stamped out asap. It’s all in Project 2025.

I like it here very much