Damn I made this account to shitpost and dickride terry pratchet, but circumstances have me reliving trauma and making grandiose political statements on the timeline. fuck

I was asked the same thing almost verbatim after being arrested at a protest in 2020. Not by ICE, but by the regular, everyday local PD that dems love so much

Losers enjoy geometric inventory management systems out of a misguided desire for realism I enjoy them because lining up all my gear in an efficient and aesthetically pleasing way makes my brain release the Good Chemicals We are not the same

living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be

If he wants to declare martial law, he will. It won't be based on reality. I don't know why some people continue to say: "be peaceful or he'll invoke martial law." Are you all living in this country in 2026???? Haven't you seen them make things up out of whole cloth???? Are you 10 years old?

Minneapolis uterus havers: if you’re bleeding out of cycle and wondering why, it’s the tear gas. Really, it does that

A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter. I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.

Corollary: the reason the vast majority of elected Democrats are not taking a strong stand against murder is that ICE are cops and Dems love cops

Look. I understand this feeling, believe me. Things look fucking grim right now. And yet. People all across the country are showing up in a hundred different ways. Risking everything to protect their neighbors.

I have been eaten by a Grue

This is literally what they do whenever a Black person is killed by police. No matter how solid the evidence is, they will keep pushing that lie, not just to poison the conversation and make sure the killer walks free, but to reassert the political idea that these people deserve to be killed.

It's not that ICE isn't about immigration; it's that immigration enforcement is about policing, which is violent and oppressive and hates protesters.

Evergreen: The first thing cops say after an incident is always a lie.

Arrest the murderer and arrest Bovino. Not complicated.

get ready

Annual reminder that Asimov was a horrible sex pest

The grinch is bullshit man. When my heart grows 3 sizes I spend 30 minutes in the fetal position sobbing then write a shitty poem

Shout out to the middle-aged man I just saw walking into walmart with a lit cig in his hand. That's the energy I'm trying to cultivate in 2026

As a Palestinian, I'd just like to say: Fuck Israel, fuck all Zionists, and fuck everyone who has tried to vilify Palestinians and their supporters these last few weeks as a US and Western armed and funded genocide continues on. You all have blood on your hands.

Welcome back, Jeff Skilling

Calm down Mr. Teatime

Instead of having men's/women's restrooms we should have smoking and non-smoking

TOMORROW IS BANDCAMP FRIDAY! Whenever I post *on* bandcamp Friday, shit gets hella buried. Posting early to get ahead of the curve lol SUPPORT ARTISTS AND BUY MUSIC!

Forcing retail employees to listen to Paul McCartney's Christmas song before 6 am should be against the Geneva convention

France is killin it with the heists this year. The rest of us need to step it up

achillles should have just worn timbs

Welcome to 2025! Every movie is a worse version of Michael Bay's Transformers and every company is a more evil version of Enron. We've also figured out how to cheat on our partners with robots in the least sexy way imaginable.

Ah, I finally write my rant about how this tech's a dead end for what it's sold as being capable of at a mathematical level according to major firms' own research, and I already need to amend a paragraph to reference further damning research; oh well, I'll update it: karlrolson.com/blog/2025/11...

happy international mens day to this guy

David Byrne As Photographed by David LaChapelle Will Fix You. David Byrne Photographed by David LaChapelle for the New Yorker Will Solve Your Problems www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

Call that a Kock Snowflake

This isn't enough. I need Cuomo to lose for comptroller against a Lesbian anarcho communist.

hooked up to tubes and cycling in a lab, lungs monitored by government scientists tasked with creating the "world's most effective smoker"

MUTUAL AID REQUEST A friend of mine from high school has family in Jamaica who’s whole home was destroyed. They set up a gofundme, share pls and donate If u can! www.gofundme.com/f/my-family-...

every star trek episode is titled Ere Fire Down From Olympus Came and every plot is "what if a comet had a milf on it"

sounds like something a pathogenic fungus would say

four books to get to know me

Entomology is so fucked. You're telling me if you get enough grasshoppers in a room together they all just decide to go sicko mode?

dont understand all the hype around The Brothers Karamazov. there's no progression system at all. who am i supposed to identify with if none of the characters is improving their stats and acquiring better equipment

we need to implement camel crush technology into other devices. pens. the remote. toilet paper, perhaps

The lion does not concern himself with time value of money

We should be eating more bugs

Women don't like The Vehicle l

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The defining element of this era is not wanting to download the app but being forced to download the app.

I realize I'm literally 60 years behind the curve on this but star trek tos whips ass

Hey look, Israel broke the cease-fire, twice, in two different ways, within 24 hours - again.

“Israeli” ceasefires only ever apply to the other party. They’ll continue to kill whomever they want, whenever they want until they are stopped. They see themselves as occupying an altogether different moral plane than their enemies, like any colonizer.

Please be conscious if you protest this weekend that there are feds at the protest. They look like you and they sound like you, not like Steve Buscemi in that one clip with the skateboard. Thinking you can spot them is self delusion. Nobody you haven’t met needs to know your last name.