accidentally unfucked my circadian rhythm by getting shitfaced last night and somehow managing to wake up at the correct time

I’d guess I’m not entirely alone in having assumed it would continue to mean Intrusion Countermeasures Electronics…

Red Letter Media is kino I'm sorry

loving this phase of Werner Herzog's life where he'll just go "fuck it. the game about powered armor with thicc asses could use a dash of German existentialism. cut the check"

MOVIES ARE BACK

the reason I'm an anarcho-syndicalist is mostly that centralized power tends to attract tyrants, but the rest is that, as a cis white man, the people who've created the greatest pain for me are other cis white boys looking for the thrill of monarchy in executing cruelty, from middle school to today

IT'S THE MOST WO-OOOONDERFUL TIIIIIIME OF THE YEEEAAAR

no fucking way. rest in piece, Cool Soviet Wizard from the Best Red Alert Game

Bellular thumbnails going harder than usual in the midst of Gaben's "I will spend what remains of my life doing everything in my power to make microsoft and mark zuckerberg understand the true meaning of pain" arc

In Donkey Kong Country 2, it is possible to trap Diddy Kong in a state of eternal horror. Hitting K. Rool with a team-up throw in a specific manner will cause Diddy's eyes to pop out in shock; however, he will never recover and stay in this state until the game is reset.

fuck it, my image editing skills needed some practice tonight

Gaben really out there riding up to the saloon, a month before Geoff Keighley does his annual advertising bonanza for companies run by abject sociopaths, just to pull out a double shotgun that has "Fuck Microsoft" and "Fuck Zuckerberg" lovingly engraved on the barrels

Reddit once again reminding the world that they are, indeed, the Reddit of websites

So finally the landlords’ purchased luck ran out tonight, a stunning local defeat with nationwide shockwaves, and it’s a beautiful thing to celebrate. You guys shouldn’t have quadrupled the rent in twenty years, dumbasses!

Zohran Mamdani

every star trek episode is titled Ere Fire Down From Olympus Came and every plot is "what if a comet had a milf on it"

looks like Auralnauts is splitting up, which is fine and all - artists gotta evolve and whatnot - but genuine RIP to the channel which created my actual, literal favorite video on youtube

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.

the problem with all of this is that i am thinking about giving a shit about baseball the secondary problems are that a) i love a terrible underdog team and b) as a citizen of the otherwise Great State of Colorado this means i will absolutely be a Rockies fan

Heads up introverts, autodidacts and other former gifted kids: at this point if you haven't covered up your old harry potter tattoos.... uhhh...... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............

you better believe this one's going in the reaction folder

"why are you still on twitter?" oh, who can say. I guess it's a bunch of reasons

my longest JESUS CHRIST THAT'S JASON HEALTH ever

big flub by @mancarryingthing.bsky.social to have the time component of the joke not sync up with 10193, the year in Dune where the Corrino dynasty falls to Paul Muad'Dib and thereby an irrevocable sequence of horny weirdness that my man Frankie Herbs'n'Spices committed to, but otherwise this rules

Friday.

I open up not-logged-in reddit at work occasionally and today there's a pile of "ohoho, time for Nazi agitprop about Known Dirty Communist Hussein Pecker" posts propping up right alongside r/politics openly wondering how the country went fascist so fast the absolute nexus of liberal slopmind

ongoing visual metaphor for the structural integrity of the artificial intelligence industry happening at the local vending machine

the primary region for the cultivation of the mangosteen plant, Southeast Asia, has its harvest season from May through September beginning the collapse of the site just as the fresh availability of Lowtax's beloved fruit ends is truly superb

I would make a joke about the site becoming Something Waffle but at least Lowtax had the dignity and honor to competely destroy himself with alcoholism

THE GOVERNMENT SHUT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the Tasting History show on youtube - a long-time comfort food watch, especially his series on dining onboard the Titanic, with considerable respect given to the chef who was Literally Too Drunk To Die - has a great video that goes over both this, and the corporate cereal politics of the era

Palestinians trolling white evangelical christian rascists and bigots is the pinnacle of Arab dark humor. هيدا بمَيِّت من الضحك، والله!😂

i would literally rather die than click on this shit

my friends, the only way to defeat the horrors that human society regularly produces is to [checks notes] reject direct democracy, and autonomy from the centralization of power that has continually produced colonial madness since the dawn of human history but yes, this is clearly all about bedtime

There's like music and stuff too

JESUS CHRIST THAT'S JASON HEALTH

rest in piss

you guys ban palestinian kids for asking for food money lol.

"why are you still on twitter? it's just a cesspool of racism" well, yes. however: x.com/druski/statu...

currently obsessed with a music video wherein Front 242 appears to be blasting industrial music at confused moms in a 90's hypermall three days before christmas

reskeet with a tweet you still think about (please pretend it wasn't from ten days ago)

getting blocked by someone you genuinely respect (@voicesbyzane) because you also don't like the multimillionaire's music when she cashes the dogshit AI movie check is amazing. what a fucking tool