“youre a meal team six gravy seal motherfucker”

This is so satisfying it’s borderline erotic.

Sabrina Carpenter is like if Ms. Pacman was real

Four GOP Senators. At most four Repubs in the House. Together they could stop nearly all the mad-king's rampages. They would be known to history as Profiles in Courage. They might/would lose the next election. But people have sacrificed a lot more, for a lot less.

Mirrors are getting too fancy

something missing in your life? of course it is! you're not hitting things with a stone age hand axe!

Zvi Barel in Haaretz also credits the Arab-Turkish pressure campaign, with some new details, for convincing Trump to hold off on bombing Iran. www.haaretz.com/middle-east-...

Pedophile protectors continue to protect pedophiles.

Dr Frankenstein is dismayed! He only built his monster as a reaction to being terrorized, how could it go bad?! Who could have though that giving a state more power would eventually lead to that power's abuse by the corrupt?!! If only there were warning, precedents, laws made for that exact reason!

Nothing to see here folks, just a sitting president investing in two companies whose merger he claims sole authority to approve or reject. Totally normal! 🙃

Xinnie the Poo is awful of course, a bloody tyrant of the worst sort BUT he's not a mad king. You can depend on him not to tweet out at 3am that he's decided to rip up your deal and declare a 100% tariff and possible invasion unless you build a gold statue of him in your capital city.

#birdbot

That’s… the rest of the world

the republican party is a modern day Slave Power and the only way forward for this country is to sweep it into the ash heap of history

Fraud is a serious crime that merits laying siege to an entire city and collectively punishing every immigrant from Somalia. It's also a crime for which you can be pardoned and relieved of compensating your victims, so long as some of the money you stole finds its way to the president.

He has a special "I got a present, I'm a special boy" face that he only uses for moments like this

He had multiple opportunities to prevent this and deliberately pissed them away.

can’t wait to kick back on this day, Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil

omfg, the writer of this is equivocating being shot in the face three times with using naughty words

The democratic party is a machine that turns small dollar donations from working people into expense account dinners for consultants who create the policy recommendations that billionaires require of them

you know how there are episodes of things like The Office that are too cringe to watch and you have to leave the room because of secondhand embarrassment? this is sort of like that

I don't think people realize how quickly self-sorting is happening as the middle evaporates. You're either 100% behind the resistance or you're a fascist collaborator.

If you could go back in time a couple years and show people the sort of garbage official DHS accounts now routinely post, you'd be accused of having concocted some slanderous over-the-top parody. Just a constant stream of nakedly white supremacist imagery and rhetoric.

You probably didn't know that you need to see this video tonight, but you do. youtu.be/7RUjb9zHh-A?...

The Confederacy is bad for affordability!

He used his doctoral thesis to expose Apartheid South Africa's secret nuclear program and then included detailed instructions in his forced confession, which a judge read aloud in court, on how to sabotage all of the critical facilities.

Jesus Arturto Jimenez: if you're going to do advance scouting in plain clothes hours before Border Patrol raids in the San Fernando Valley, best not to leave your PIV card where it can be photographed. #OneOfOursAllOfYours #UnmaskICE #LosAngeles

If there's a single undercurrent of our age it's that these miserable conditions are the result of unchecked elite impunity, and the further they continue the harder it becomes to imagine anyone using wealth to cause harm ever facing a consequence for their actions.

“As a reasonable centrist, I think the paramilitary death squads need better training.”

Absolutely damning details on the disturbing proposed hepatitis trial that is already (apparently) being rolled out in Guinea-Bissau. It beggars belief that the people funding this unethical experiment on African children claim to be the guardians of "gold standard science".

this is genuinely incredible

File under: Connect The Dots An Israeli government-commissioned report backing sanctions on Haaretz reveals the strategy: not to dispute the paper's accuracy, but to frame critical journalism as treason Linda Dayan www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

remember when Scottie Scheffler got arrested in Louisville before the PGA Championship for an incident that was strikingly similar to Renee Good and yet everyone was pretty much in agreement that the cop was an overzealous baby?

this shit needs more attention too

me and the fellas were just talking about Whiskey Fridays, hard to be patient

Just want to stress that this was a woman who was simply trying to get to a doctor's appointment.

Fuck the blue no matter who

Jury nullification! Learn it, love it, use it to protect your neighbors from the carceral state!

Hey @quigley.house.gov @schakowsky.house.gov @underwood.house.gov @repericsorensen.bsky.social @budzinski.house.gov quick question: what the hell???

Maine's strongest weapon against ICE. One sip and they'll all flee.

think it’s time to start treating cbs news links the way sensible people treat free press links, by which i mean ignoring them and not spreading them

just to make it easier for people: [email protected] [email protected]

total, unwavering commitment to the most embarrassing loser shit

telling the secret police they have immunity to harm & kill citizens really lays bare the hollowness of decades of right-wing GOP screeching about encroaching Big Government - it was never a problem they had with government per se, just that it wasn't being used to harm the people they wanted to