“Good morning, Mr. Hunt. Your mission if you choose to accept it, is to open the Strait of Hor—“ “Pass.”

My plan for tonight's Canada-USA WBC game is to gloat like hell if Canada wins and not acknowledge this is a real tournament if they lose.

hold on a second though i was told it was over i mean the stock market went up and everything

PENTAGON SENDS MARINE EXPEDITIONARY UNIT TO MIDDLE EAST - WSJ

NEW: House Oversight Committee wants to interview Epstein prison guard -- interview request comes after @miamiherald exclusively reported that she was overheard by inmate talking about covering up his killing. Here is a free link to our story: www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...

planning a war out is gay as shit. logistics? well thats trans and woke. mission objectives? beta cuck nonsense we are sparta baby

4 troops died yesterday and hegseth is opening his presser by complaining about newspaper headlines

Oh good. A tutorial right now from former Fox employee Hegseth on how to do journalism.

"Palantir CEO Alex Karp says his AI technology will lessen the power of “highly educated, often female voters, who vote mostly Democrat” while increasing the power of working-class men." Just saying it right out loud now. newrepublic.com/post/207693/...

No matter how many countries he attacks, Donald Trump is still a pedophile.

Veteran: Trump promised that there would be no wars. So to get into this war, it's such a fundamental betrayal of one of the core tenets of this movement.

'Kpop Demon Hunters 2' has been officially announced by Netflix • Maggie Kang and Chris Appelhans are returning to write and direct • Aiming to release in 2029

Statistically, at this very moment, there is now someone trying to initiate cybersex with Google Maps

Iran war is the largest oil supply disruption in history, report finds

The money that could have given Americans universal healthcare here at home is being spent instead to murder schoolgirls overseas.

we remain firmly on track for 'republican president leaves the country an omnishambles, next democratic president is punished for not cleaning it up fast enough'

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Low key one of the wildest days in sports

Bam Adebayo and his mother Marilyn Blount after his 83 point classic. What an absolutely beautiful sight to see ❤️❤️❤️ #NBASky #SkyHoops

Congratulations to Bam Adebayo on the highest scoring verifiable game in NBA history

Bam Adebayo! 83!

Aja said some shit to him before tipoff

What on earth is going on (sport) (basketball) (Bam Adebayo)

you gotta pass 81. We been talking about 81 for 20 years. We need a new benchmark and a new Jalen Rose lol

EIGHTY-ONE points for Bam Adebayo!

Bam Adebayo's jersey is like thirty shades darker than everyone else because of the sweat lol

Bam Adebayo has SEVENTY-FOUR points tonight for the Heat, the fourth-most in NBA history. There are still a few minutes left.

SPOACH OF THE YEAR

World Series

I'm thrilled to announce that I'll be joining Bluesky as interim CEO. I deeply believe in what this team has built and the open social web they're fighting for. More here: toni.org/2026/03/09/c...

So excited to welcome Toni to the Bluesky team! Toni has been an advisor to me and Jay for years, and we're thrilled he has answered our call to lead us in the interim.

Gonna have turn on notifications @diannarussini.bsky.social because the trades and deals are flying.

Every time a woman runs for president I hear that she’s too emotional and unstable to make wartime decisions, unlike the men in charge who make really reasonable decisions like bombing kids to death, starting water wars, and poisoning the entire planet

BREAKING:Democrat Alex Holladay defeats Republican Bryan Renshaw in the Arkansas House District 70 special election, flipping the GOP-held suburban Little Rock seat from 🔴 to 🔵.

Reverend Jesse Jackson called on each of us to be heralds of change, to be messengers of hope; to step forward and say “Send me” wherever we have a chance to make an impact. How fortunate we were that Jesse Jackson answered that call. What a great debt we owe to him.

As he sends soldiers to die…

“A DOJ source told the Miami Herald that agents found her to be credible—and that they would not have interviewed her four times if they thought she was lying.” @jkbjournalist.bsky.social bringing it home www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...

Nintendo Suing U.S. Government Over Tariffs aftermath.site/nintendo-tar... www.scribd.com/document/100...

BYD’s Second-Generation Blade Battery Makes Western EV Tech Look Ancient @insideevs.com insideevs.com/news/789094/...

2 years from now, 5 years from now, 10 years from now, and 20 years from now, Americans are going to be subject to attacks here and all over the world because of what Trump is doing right now.

SHOHEI OHTANI GRAND SLAM

VP Harris and SG Emhoff will attend Rev Jesse Jackson service this Friday along with former President Biden, Clinton and Obama and former First Ladies Dr Jill Biden and Hillary Clinton.

The Trump administration is trying to create an illegal database of private voter information across the country — but we won't let them.

President Trump on Saturday in Miami will host “the heads of state” of 12 nations of the Western Hemisphere, announces White House press secretary Leavitt.

Starting to think the FIFA peace prize was not a serious award

Netanyahu on how Israel is different from Iran: "Here's the difference ... these mass murderers in Tehran target civilians." Netanyahu is wanted for crimes against humanity, including the murder of between 75,000 and 186,000 civilians, at least 20,000 children or babies.

No more forever wars.