I know no one watched the McAfee-cast of Game 3, for good reason, but you missed Tracy Morgan coming into the booth and declaring "This is New York City! This is where King Kong died! And we told Godzilla 'you're next!'" I swear this actually happened.

Kingdom Hearts IV looks like butt, stripped out everything bright or colorful or fun about the series. I hate it. (I am going to buy it day one and spend at least 100 hours on it.)

Every time you yell at marty he will donate 5 dollars

It's true, if you want to eat a bunch of food and drink and also yell at me (please don't yell at me), you can attend this gala!

Oh I'm sorry, you wanted bread AND circuses? In THIS economy?

I honestly feel like there’s 20 of these guys and you can rotate them in and out and no one would give a fuck because they fill a role rather than have anything uniquely compelling, they’re all McDonald’s chicken sandwiches

Very few people evoke such a visceral reaction in me as McAfee. He is emblematic of so many things I despise, but also he turns me into an old man screaming "HAVE SOME GODDAMN DECORUM"

the worse someone is willing to act in public the more our system rewards them

Spurs getting booed harder than trump. Failed fanbase of a misbegotten and sad city

Listen, Brendon, it's great comedy. You probably don't get it, because you're a kid, kids don't get jokes. He's a clown, Brendon, he's a great clown, and he's sad. That's funny. Also, doctor didn't know it was him, told him to go see himself. It's a comedy of errors, Brendon.

This is just the goddamn AMC website now! I don't want to get in line for tickets, I just wanted to see what was playing at the mall tomorrow, I thought the site was broken!

Putting this here for when we inevitably all have a use for it.

*extremely John Mayer voice*:

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Man has two or three of the greatest catches I've ever seen in my life, but that was 12 years ago! Not sure how much value that commands now!

I've seen players coast a whole career off of one great season before, but Odell has really maximized the level of longevity you can get out of a handful of amazing plays.

Did you know that you, as an adult, can Just Go To Bed? There's no law against it or anything! You could even Just Go To Bed right now!

Honestly one of the most fun things we've ever done on the podcast, an unhinged idea with incredibly detailed and nuanced conversations. Give a listen

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Honestly one of the most fun things we've ever done on the podcast, an unhinged idea with incredibly detailed and nuanced conversations. Give a listen

Watching random first season Xena episodes and man, we used to make 26 episodes of TV with a budget of 60 dollars and a dream and its BULLSHIT that we dont anymore

Seated for DOG DAY AFTERNOON on Broadway, this theater is full of guys explaining to their moms and/or girlfriends who Jon Bernthal is.

i got bros (i got bros) who need to strengthen their bones

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Been thinking lately that we're overdue for a new "Charlie's Angels" reboot.

Did you know that you, as an adult, can Just Go To Bed? There's no law against it or anything! You could even Just Go To Bed right now!

Been thinking lately that we're overdue for a new "Charlie's Angels" reboot.

everyone should read cue the sun, so you can join me in muttering stuff like “they shoulda killed allen funt with hammers i can tell you that much”

It's been said that the last time a new app solved an actual real-world problem was Shazam. That is incorrect. It was "Shazam For Birds"

“I don't understand what it's supposed to do. Every time I see a video on Instagram that's like, 'Hollywood is cooked,' what follows is, like, the most stupid dog shit I've ever seen in my life…”

I don’t think there is a more perfectly named song than this one. It really does feel like the emotion of discovering a shit ton of gold

People today have no idea how dangerous New York City was in the 1970s.

"Get that f*cking sh*t outta here"

thunderstruck sounds like a song the gremlins from gremlins would make if you locked them in a Guitar Center

The relevant portion of the Jason Collins discussion

THIN LIZZY: Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak, somewhere in the town. Me: is it uhhhhhhh.... at the jail? TL: how the fuck did u know, u little fuckin narc

STEVE HARVEY: Okay, Dylan family, going for the lead. Bobby, name a profession. Just a normal job that a regular person would have. BOB DYLAN: mathematician STEVE: Sure, I guess. Do you wanna maybe try another one, Bob? BOB: carpenter STEVE: Allright there we go SHOW ME CAR-- BOB: ...'s wife

everybody get up it's time to EAT HAM we got a whole ham roasting now welcome to a PLATE HAM here's your chance, loosen pants eat a WHOLE HAM allrite

Maybe inside YOU there are two wolves. Inside me there are...

Streaming services but for birds: Nestflix Pootoobe Bubi Peacock

Philadelphians seeing a "cheesesteak" on a menu and it has green peppers

This game rules so hard but I can't really recommend it unless you want to immediately find yourself needing to play 11 other games across 7 systems to complete the entire epic.

The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel is $19.99 on Steam buff.ly/m4Loy7I Humble (Steam/DRM-Free) buff.ly/TPhlIpH #ad Deck verified

speaking of mother's day, the most texted number on your mom's phone is Dick Kallman

We call him non-Philly Elmo

HOW IS MONIAK GOING TO BAT AGAINST NOLA'S KNUCKLE-CURVE, KRUK?! HOW?? TELL ELMO!

You should listen to this episode! Now with 38% less weird dead air where the clips are mistimed.

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