Still funny that the Avatar movies have so many inventive, beautiful nature visuals and then the naavi look like.... that. Didn't have the balls for anything truly alien, so its just a bunch of blue NBA players

Dispatch, it appears you've put a Karlach in your video game but she's not a romance option. You can't just do that, we have laws.

These people are acting like they didn't spend 2023 prematurely dancing on our graves.

Pushing all my chips onto the square that says "videos of Donald Duck smoking weed"

I really hope Pluribus isn't a metaphor for anything, cause it'd probably be socialism. Cool if the scifi concept was just a scifi concept.

OBAA establishes it's tone out of the gate by naming characters Perfidia Beverly Hills and Steven Lockjaw. It's silly and postmodern. The thing it actually sets out to do is capture the manic highs and terror of modern activism. It's vibes, not a manifesto.

Maybe inside YOU there are two wolves. Inside me there are...

Wild that the president's last moment of true happiness might be meeting Mamdani

Answering any hypothetical scenarios with "I would go batman on the situation" from now on. Don't come at me with a trolly problem.

Frantically producing Rush Hour 4 like its the symphony scene in Death of Stalin

Did skydiving and bungy jumping this year and felt basically no fear. Not a brag, I think something really bad has happened to my brain.

Mamdani, increasingly exasperated, takes his fourth 1am phone call from Trump this week. He asks who the main guy from Night Moves was and then they briefly discuss fondue. Trump recommends manhattan steakhouse that closed in 1998 and says goodnight.

I've been out of the country for two weeks and answering "what the hell is going on over there" questions has gotten harder every single day

here was a Mad TV sketch about counting down the seconds till the Olsen Twins turn 18. A bunch of dudes swarm them at the end.

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

(To the tune of American Tail) there are nooooo nerds in Aus-trail-ia

well well well

Hey whats up with the reporter who wrote that first Epstein article? Is she good? Still alive, right?

John Fetterman’s memoir comes out on Tuesday, so if the phone calls don’t work you can always tell him how you feel while he’s on book tour.

Sorry i'm also bailing, thats a divine smite if i've ever seen one. God is opening fire on that room

After ICE agents raided a Chicago daycare Wednesday morning and arrested a teacher that has citizenship documents, Alderperson Andre Vasquez, 40th Ward Chicago says the city doesn't have time to wait for elections to fix the Trump administration's chaos and calls for Chicagoans to act now.

I'm not from New York, but aren't half their problems "we have too many rich jerks doing blank"? Seems like an exodus would be a net positive

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people

A third plane has struck Dick Cheney

Where this weekend’s millions of protestors messed up was not sitting around at a diner in rural Pennsylvania waiting to be interviewed

30 Rock is the most important political text of our lifetime

I don’t see any way this doesn’t sweep the Oscars, except maybe Sinners Or Eddington. Either way these people are going to flip shit.

A woman next to me talked through One Battle After Another and when the nurse said “he’s diabetic he needs insulin” she triumphantly pointed at the screen and yelled “that’s RIGHT”

I have been asked by many people about the life and times of Henry Limpet, such an interesting story, some would say incredible, and I would consider declassifying and releasing everything about Mr. Limpet, in particular, his ability to turn into a fish to help America win WW2

the fact that he kicked this whole thing off is so funny. He got really high, announced that Trump was on the list, sobered up, and remembered that he’s also on it.

I don't need polling to tell me Trump is unpopular now, I've been on the boardwalk in Ocean City Maryland for two days and only saw one shop selling tacky bootleg Trump T-shirts, dude's core audience is GONE.

Maybe it’s cause I just watched Network, but the institutions that have been consistently ushering us to this point since the goddamn 70’s were never going to survive fascism

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

I’ve seen a lot of JoJo merch in Japan but it’s literally only been Kars. I think I saw one Joseph figurine at an arcade. The country is wild for one specific pillar man right now

I think this is the first time he’s ever really considered the possibility of dying and can’t fathom ceasing to exist, hence the sudden frantic scramble to get into heaven.

I want an eight episode investigative docudrama on how the fuck this new War of the Worlds movie came into existence

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Pennsylvania is the worst state. Midwest without the manners, the South without the food or the charm.

The old world is dying, and the new world is so fucking stupid dude

This one was so much fun, I loved moving from commentator to character in this little Actual Play. I hope you love the little dude I made up and that he makes you cry. Thank you @jeffstormer.gobirds.online for this one

Man my LinkedIn is all recruiters talking like it’s the fall of Saigon

This was so much fun, I loved talking about my favorite little guys

We're still breaking our brains with GLEE over on the podcast but also in this one breaking our brains with wine. It's sloppy, but it's fun. Special thanks to @kaelanisays.bsky.social for helping with the intro.

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Gavin Newsom would lose a presidential election so unimaginably hard. Massachusetts would flip. The lost city of Atlantis would rise from the sea, join America, and vote red.

Wannabe space marines in a desperate, unending search for Orks.