Okay now let's find out the geographical location for the people tweeting about how seriously Michael Caine took the Muppets, because I love that movie but for God's sakes WE GET IT

I love breaking Mayberry

“Local man found dead in the first documented fatal case of auto-comedic asphyxiation”

Welp, unfortunately Dan has to do the voice again.

If you stay to the very end of our newest episode, there's an Olivia Nuzzi joke. I almost cut it in editing because I THOUGHT it would be irrelevant by now.

Hmmm not sure I love this direction for the franchise.

Friend of the show @daviddylanthomas.bsky.social gave a talk about the history of Black Horror last night before a special showing of his short film WHITE MEAT: APPETIZER. Keep following and supporting the progress of the movie at whitemeatmovie.com!

📣 New Podcast! "177: We All Have Our Own Dennis Hoppers to Bear" on @Spreaker

A new episode! At last, we return to Mayberry for some light insurance fraud and also straight-up the strangest conclusion to a situation we have ever seen. Give a listen and share why not: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1...

📣 New Podcast! "176: Wyatt Earp, Safe Sex Advocate" on @Spreaker

Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films

A new episode! At last, we return to Mayberry for some light insurance fraud and also straight-up the strangest conclusion to a situation we have ever seen. Give a listen and share why not: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1...

📣 New Podcast! "176: Wyatt Earp, Safe Sex Advocate" on @Spreaker

*grabs bugle, plays Taps*

📣 New Podcast! "The Final Gleekend: Ryan Murphy's Three Body Problem" on @Spreaker

Happy birthday Po1!!!! A decade playing more games than any other show, but with the perspective of one excellent host. Here’s to the next 10 years.

10 years of 2-player TTRPGs, and intimate one-on-one conversations. Thanks for coming along for the ride so far. Here's to many more parties to come. If you'd like to quote-tweet this with kind words, or a favorite episode, or what you like about the show, I would appreciate it. Party On, y'all.

📣 New Podcast! "The Glee-kend Six: Inaccurate Twerking Instruction" on @Spreaker

This one is for us, right? You did this post for us.

WE FUCKIN TOLD YOU

“Let me hire all my favorite actresses and allow them space to give the worst performances of their careers” - Ryan Murphy

Look I know this is what we say about everything but this is LITERALLY an Andy Griffith Show episode.

WE FUCKIN TOLD YOU

The administration's attempt to "de-woke" our national history sites means that the names of enslaved people engraved at The President's House in Philly are in danger of being erased so we put them in the credits for WHITE MEAT: APPETIZER (and the names of slaver presidents just for good measure).

Look I know this is what we say about everything but this is LITERALLY an Andy Griffith Show episode.

An entire generation of dumbs are getting themselves worked up into a fascist frenzy over inaccurate nostalgia videos they know are complete false and it is terrifying hot profoundly strong these feelings are for them despite being very aware it's fake and bullshit.

This is doing numbers on social media right now and it's so depressing how people truly yearn for this shit and want to preserve that feeling indefinitely like a mausoleum of false memories.

We drunkenly yell about so many people on this show that I didn't even realize this was supposed to say "Ryan Murphy", I was thinking there was a whole different guy I yelled at and then forgot.

NEW EPISODE: The Glee-kend rolls on as we get to the reason for the experiment, we're GETTING SERIOUS the Ryan Murphy way, meaning EXPLOITING TRAGEDIES FOR HOT PEOPLE. It's the SCHOOL SHOOTING episode of Glee. pod.link/BreakingMayb...

Sound seemed a little wonky on this episode, re-uploaded with a new, improved volume.

NEW EPISODE: The Glee-kend rolls on as we get to the reason for the experiment, we're GETTING SERIOUS the Ryan Murphy way, meaning EXPLOITING TRAGEDIES FOR HOT PEOPLE. It's the SCHOOL SHOOTING episode of Glee. pod.link/BreakingMayb...

📣 New Podcast! "Gleekend 5: Singing "More Than Words" to a Racist Cat" on @Spreaker

*nine years into hosting and producing a podcast about television* Wait, fuck, do we need to care about the Emmys?

Here's our new episode about the dangers of remembering things too much. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEdd...

The lesson shouldn't be "Make your friends feel bad for liking things because you might not be able to make them do things for you"

I kinda wish that the Lizzie McGuire episode was more of a trope. Like, Lizzie gets a game from her grandparents, parents kinda make her play it once, she and her friends play it and they find it fun and end up learning to be thankful for the gifts that they get.

The time of year where we find out what new and imaginative copaganda shows we're getting on Network TV

I had a real revelation on this episode of @breakingmayberry.bsky.social and my friends @lokrobster.bsky.social and @jeffstormer.gobirds.online were not on board. But you might be! Listen to us talk about Lizzies McGuire and Youngs Sheldon. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW MIGHTY LITTLE EPISODE: @jeffstormer.gobirds.online from @partyofonepodcast.bsky.social comes by the pod to talk about RPGs on TV. Marty has a real eye-opening moment and everyone learns what it means to roll a toebone! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

10 years ago we made a joke that The Andy Griffith Show was a Rosetta Stone for all of American Conservatism, and then it turned out we were kinda right and then it turns conservatives have been trying to get the whole damn network for decades and eventually they won.

📣 New Podcast! "TTRPG-TV: I Have No Mouth and I Must Sheldon" on @Spreaker

RAREBIT FIEND REFERENCE IN THE WILD BAY-BEE MARTY'S COMIX CORNER REIGNS SUPREME.

I SAW THE TV GLOW (2024):

NEW EPISODE: We're back to the Glee-kend grind and trying to wade through a sea of new characters, new settings, new stories, and the same disgusting insidious Ryan Murphy bullshit. Give it a listen! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NEW EPISODE: We're back to the Glee-kend grind and trying to wade through a sea of new characters, new settings, new stories, and the same disgusting insidious Ryan Murphy bullshit. Give it a listen! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

📣 New Podcast! "The Gleekend 4: Smoke A Whole Pack of Asking Boys Out" on @Spreaker

I had no choice but to blog about those horrifying 80s nostalgia AI slop videos badfaithtimes.com/the-machines...

Our whole show has basically been decoding this but also with lead poisoning involved.