Order of monks figures out the curse on the Tome of Cursèd Knowledge has a range limit, so they've got it propped open while a guy like 100 feet away peers through a rudimentary telescope to transcribe it. The acolyte turning the pages is blindfolded so they don't accidentally read it within range.

I want GAMES made by PEOPLE who are PAID to WORK and I'm not kidding just lowering my expectations in light of recent industry trends don't mind me

Broadcast Interruption #3danimation

this is catastrophically untrue, and the fact that it's even come close to picking up currency on the left is a complete disaster for leftist governance. if you expropriated the entire wealth of every billionaire in the country, you could pay for the federal government for one year. that's it.

This is not an exaggeration. Alex Jones is allegedly bankrupt but has an infinite well of dark money to pay lawyers, sell pills, and harangue judges and the parents of dead kids. This stay must be lifted so we can take over, and I hope journalists look into where he's getting and stowing his money.

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This newly insane, unprecedented legal stalling does nothing but delay our deal with the receiver to take control of InfoWars. We now expect new traps in Alex Jones' amoral war to deny paying the Sandy Hook families, but we're freshly surprised by the U.S. legal system's appetite to put up with it.

now's a good time to share one of my favorite songs/vids ever youtu.be/-lRPEny5jug

of the Shinx TF Fantasies a really potent one kept being the 'coming out video call' where someone sets me up a camera and puts it on speaker and invites all our friends in and then just leaves me to fend for myself, maybe doesn't even introduce me, just lets it slowly dawn on everyone what happened

106 - absa. Just absa.

The job of a critic is not to tell you if something is good or bad, it's to lay their sensibilities on the table and tell you whether they liked something and why, and you're meant to infer by comparing yourself to them whether you might be interested in it. Critics need to be weird for that to work

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[Shinx TF] #felsspellart #flisshinx well I can't think of a /better/ way to break the news than just, showing everyone, so get in the call y'all we've got some news to drop

ready spoon. set mallow. launch!

You will not regret spending 48 minutes learning about this bizarre game and the bizarre story about the people behind it

Honestly it’s a great bit you spend the whole game fighting dudes with magic and squirrel sidekicks and horseshoes in their gloves and the last guy you fight is just a normal dude who is playing completely fair and is just really good at boxing

always worth underlining that when regular people say we want lower budget games we generally imagine smaller, stable teams shipping less polished but more frequent releases but when management hear that they mean lower wages and more contractors. it is the only thing they care about

groovy www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW7R...

It kills me so much how so many people view their DRKs like this, but I think that's because my reaction to Fray in Coerthas was *very* different.

my apologies to the bluesky mod team. i'm sorry for this post and i've learned my lesson. there should be less active shooter training

I will never forgive AI for destroying one of my favorite emoji/symbols the humble sparkle

Microsoft losing the plot to the extent that games running on Linux through a compatibility layer are now not only faster but *assumed to be faster* than games running natively on Windows should be an even bigger story than it already is

While I wait for a few commission responses a small doodle for myself. Turning the rat into a cat. Milo Persian TF Meow! :3 #transfur #TFeveryday #TF

Who wins in a fight?

seriously, just play Ultimate Drummer already

Stoppit the kobold finds a boob growth potion

PRE-RELEASE GTA 6 COVERAGE: The entire global economy rests on this revolutionary piece of art POST RELEASE GTA 6 COVERAGE: Here's where you can find the most early-game Orbs

doing another format for the leif and taro askblog for questions that i feel are better for written answers

Technology sucks now because it's become almost purely a vehicle for parting investors from their capital and nothing else

I have a problem with those memes about how, if you do something and it hurts, a normal person learns not to do it again and a scientist double-checks to make sure it also hurts the second time – I feel like they're underestimating a normal person's level of intellectual curiosity. (1/2)

the anti-woke/doomer content creators are getting too hyped about evercold. i need them to be miserable again. yoshi p, it's time to announce pronoun selection for the character creator.

Comic: Cee explains Golden Week to Marina and Wade

i don't think i have read enough comics to understand the appeal of watching invincible. i think it would just bum me out

"hey what if the escapist power fantasies you love Also sucked as much shit as real life?" has been an trend in popular media for a hot minute and i kinda think its weird considering how things have been ~in general~ lately.

me when I'm a dying website that chases off half my userbase and enables/complicit in harassment campaigns against users all while ip banning Marginalized accounts because they snap at their harassers.

yes I'm salty rn. Tumblr is an ethnostate

Tiko still has a bit to learn about being in a "modern society". Clothing is a detail he is finding especially strange to get used to. What do you mean it's not just a fashion statement and has an actual purpose?

want this lich queen so fuckin' gone,,,

Goopy vaporeon drawings while having a session with soots-shop on FA

Gonna make a Magica Riot game because it is scientifically designed to piss off chuds and appeal to cool people

you ever just sit and marvel at how much gamers hate women

I heard it was #lopunny day?

Havin' a chat #felsspellart

i suppose nazi immigration and customs enforcement is a better name after all

Commission/Collab I did a while back with @dativyrose.bsky.social Wonderland has some very interesting snacks to try that do so much more then taste yummy, seems Yvette learned that after sampling a simple cookie. Colors by @dativyrose.bsky.social Line art and background by me

curse-stricken tarnished and its finger maiden (coloured) #eldenring #souls #fanart