Man when I think of a really funny joke I’m gonna tell yall. In the meantime I will keep exploring the physics of underwear holes and deez nuts

lockheed fartin

How much more would you pay for a movie ticket if they just let you bring in your own six pack?

Thinking about the guy who did the Seinfeld theme and how he had to re-record it every episode to match the opener with Jerry’s standup and how AI can’t get 5 fingers right

ET think he slick, huh?

I know my brain is finally losing grip because I don’t fall for death hoaxes but sometimes I vaguely remember hearing something so yeah he’s dead

Hooters does take out? Is that human trafficking?

You’ll never have more fun than 3 dudes riding in the cab of a truck together

craaapp

If I reply then surely we are friends… “Hey ass planet”

Ohhh look at me I'm New York City. I have an awesome basketball team with likeable players and a mayor that cares about making life better for every citizen man fuck you

I predict gambling will own all things sports related by 2025

Wawa doing free samples? Oh sweet I’ve been craving a newspaper with ketchup on it

It stings a little to watch the Knicks and Celtics succeed but the Sixers biggest rival is the Sixers

“The Economist” wants to fight Shut the fuck up Dilbert

I went on porn hub and looked up DP and it was just pictures of Alec Bohm

Phillies moved their games up to 6:40pm because of Love Island

deleting lots of old photos off my phone and discovered this gem

When a homophobe can't finish an inning, during Pride Month, the universe heals a bit

antithesis of an umpshow there with Hunter Wendelstedt quietly cleaning off the plate so fans could keep cheering for Cristopher Sánchez

Aww his smile makes me smile

Joe Giglio somewhere: hmm how about a mock trade of Cris Sanchez for Mike Trout and Mickey Moniak. Would that cause local dads to drink more?

Congratulations to everyone who said it would get this bad. Your prize is watching everyone who disagreed now claim no one could have predicted it would get this bad.

I love baseball players so much.

There is gambling problems and there is thinking a bet on Bryson Stott to hit a homer is something you feel you need to be a part of for some ungodly reason

Oh my god new dream scenario Knicks smoke the Spurs twice and then after Trump appearance lose 4 straight

Padres are just turbo Phillies

I don’t care if your jokes make us look angry… I don’t care if your jokes make us look stupid… But please make your jokes funny

Stott Bohm and Garcia have no real reason to start but we have no other options other than Sosa

Has anyone seen AJ Brown and Dianna Russini in a room together at the same time?

I think your favorite candy bar says a lot about you Snickers - you like to play it safe Babe Ruth - you’re not an outsider but you enjoy your differences Butterfinger - you assaulted a fast food worker in 2022 in a child saw you and still screams at night Payday - you’re a little nutty!

Gargano once got disgusted with Choonis on the air because Choonis said he enjoys eating dessert.

If you’re gonna come for Hunter Biden, you better come correct lmfao

When you remember your new #1 is Devonta Smith followed by Makai Lemon

Happy Pride 🌈

Will miss watching A.J. Brown. Such a spectacular and thoroughly cool football player. The fact that we all knew it was coming for months makes it far easier to swallow, though. Bummer it ended this way but man, it was fun while it lasted it.

the dinosaur reading this

I'll always love AJ Brown because he helped close a wound ripped open by McNabb-TO and let's be honest... championships are forever

Spaghetti Os are for people who like eating a bunch of little broken condoms

It was a race of flawed candidates but Fetterman said and DID the right things. The stroke literally is what changed him. He's said. PA people said it. It gets called an excuse YOU THINK I VOTED FOR A DUDE WHO LOOKS LIKE CORPSE OF SHREK BLOATING ON THE BEACH FOR FUN

These yahoo email summaries are so bad. Is it AI? Can yahoo afford AI?

It's pride, Geminis about to turn another year older, dads and grads are at full strength. We are going to steal the KFC secret recipe

I miss when men were men. Wrestling was a way to solve issues. Grappling each other with a purpose. Just getting a whole hand of man meat and pumping pumping pumping… Aw yeah pull his hair

I don’t hate Nate Batgatze. Stand up is hard and he knows his audience well. But I’m confused what exactly pushed him into the greater sphere of comedy. He’s not the first person to make a stinker but your first swing is a lazy concept that would have sunk the best leading men? Really?

The ASL Baseball League seems to have a lot of fielding communication issues I can’t quite put my glove on

Is TMac trying to seduce me?

Oh no that Ghost Energy bundle is not gonna go well

Welcome to Delco. Like most of the characters in Task, I too don’t know where the fentanyl is

Donald Trump? The piss tape actor?!

naughty dog, game studio, website logo (1998) web.archive.org/web/19980524...