What kind of anxiety is this? Generalized!

When’s the last time the US boycotted the Olympics?

URBAN KAYAKING

Remember when Vrabel defended two players with DVs against their SOs in addition to cheating on his wife? Writers pine for characters this organically shifty

Trump gonna say AI is lying once and crash the industry

I put my pants on one leg and vape hit at a time just like you

I feel real bad Florence + the Machine fans but not for the reason they think

all three million of those followers have killed themselves

i don't think anyone has published as much important journalism from so many diverse sources as archive dot today

If Kon is going to shoot like this for a 7 game series as well, I think I rather see Magic take on Pistons. Too many unlikable turds on the Hornets

A certain Duke player this tournament has looked like a Duke player in a tournament

Suggs on Ball

Showing me Jim from the office I guess is a good way to prep me for both teams starting white players

My favorite baseball team, the Charlotte Hornets

The worst part with these two guys is that neither one of them realizes that you don’t have to talk every minute of a fucking ball game

Having Ben Davis in the dugout but talking the most is some sign from god that I should get a quick radio setup going in the home

I’d be happy if Walker is all Taijuan did

Good fuck, luckers

Go home to your family dude they miss you

Oh this sucks butt, $25-30 bucks to park on grass?!? FOH

i don't know, i don't think any trans person should be treated like this, even if that person is caitlyn jenner. you can't be livid about these laws, but laugh when it happens to someone you don't like

Happy Friday, time to choke down some beers with your loved ones

YOU WILL NOT PERFORM SWEAT OF MY BALLS

This is a doozy of a Tuesday

Don’t you Talk shit about me Hey hey hey fuck you Talkin shit about me

Age is like the inflation of living

Sure I broke in but if you sell me your TV…

Dr. Dog founding member

El Ripo Spicy Mem

I got two hard rules I live by, Pop. I don't fuck with the devil, and I never do tag-teams with blood relatives. Take it easy, old man.

Ayo pause I need to call Luigi some slurs

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[friend who once got a server status update from me where I accidentally called regions reginos] were the reginos there?

Head to RALLY HOUSE CLAP CLAP

what is this post?

Who thought Dicky Lovelady getting traded would cause all these issues

Alien overlords keep weaponizing my human jokes

Matt, you still don't get this. Ape holders can use multiple slurm juices on a single ape.

Asking the forbidden question

I am very close to putting my finger on the common factor in the statistically unlikely number of times Dave Chappelle has had a crisis over realizing dumb assholes think he's funny

andre drummond is six weeks younger than ariana grande

I mean it’s kinda hot. I love seeing these men want to get bigger and use ai to make themselves huge and get upset that they’re not that huge. Means they really want to get BIGGER

That last sentence is perfect

Had 30+ notifications but it was every notification I’ve ever gotten so server issues did NOT make me funny somehow

DRUMMOND YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD

I never want to hear anybody call embiid a foul merchant after watching this magic team

Me just trying to buy a pair of shoes

What the fuck is this AI bullshit