Your regular reminder that we desperately need to overturn Citizens United and get big money out of politics. It is among the worst Supreme Court decisions in history. It corrupts our political system every day.

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A friend in Corvallis, Oregon sent me this one 🤣 #NoKings

Mitch McConnell fell in the Capitol hallway because we need term and age limits

A Statement from NPR’s Editor in Chief on the Pentagon’s Press Policy. Read More: www.npr.org/2025/10/13/g...

But I am just a plain simple menswear guy

Lee Pace in The Fall is the result of a decades-long experiment to see what happens if all the hotness for an entire generation is concentrated in the body of a single man

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

Respect to those who got here first.

There is a local hospital system here that does a gun safety PSA with the tag line “kids are safe when a gun is locked in one” and I just want to say that it’s important to hire good copywriters

after careful study, I believe only people born between 1975 and 1995 should be allowed to use the internet

No Kings Day #2 protest is October 18th…👇 There are over 2,000 events across the USA. Participate, spread the word!

BREAKING In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.

“I am living with the deep pain of watching someone I once loved become the face of evil.” From July 17th: m.facebook.com/share/p/16yL...

The rotting pumpkins and skeletons of last year’s Halloween just before the election really were foreshadowing

My timeline needs change. I want more: Animals Art Horror Halloween Punk shit Anime Cute shit Movies Creators creating stuff

We are definitely getting ballsier. We are watching, in real time, Americans say, “Yeah fuck this and you”.

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“It actually doesn’t take much to be considered a difficult woman. That’s why there are so many of us.” ― Jane Goodall 💙 RIP to a real one. My childhood hero

JB calling for removal from office under 25th Amendment: "There is something genuinely wrong with this man."🇺🇸🙏

The Naked Gun is perfect

Jane Goodall was my first childhood hero, as I loved animals as a kid and was inspired by her story. I still remember the National Geographic specials about her. RIP.

After you watch the news, I highly recommend watching Beavis and Butt-Head to help your brain know that fiction can still be dumber, and still funny

We used to HATE Nazis.

I said “if you ask a man why he loves you and all he can do is list the things you do for him and not a single thing about you as a person outside of your relationship with him, you’re in danger girl” and the men in my comments were FURIOUS with me lol.

To be honest, I don’t understand how any of them are going to say anything funnier than “Riyadh comedy festival”

One of the easiest things we can do to improve the world is to END GOLF

Amid an ongoing wave of conspiracy theories and bogus claims about Jan 6, I’ll note this from our reporting: Rioters made all kinds of claims and defenses in court … and jurors convicted 100% of the defendants who went to trial 100%

They hate when that happens. #WTFAmerica #SundaySermon #PegTalk

#Fox by Helen Ahpornsiri, who creates intricate collage artworks created with real pressed flowers and leaves. #WomensArt #Autumn #Fall

The amount of words I have blocked, and yet I still know everything going on

I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

Kamala Harris on The View on election night: "That night -- I grieved in a way that I have not since my mother died. The pain was not at all about losing a race. I knew what it was going to mean for the country ... all I could say over and over was 'my God, my God, my God.' It was very difficult."

Kamala Harris: "It feels chaotic, but what I would offer you is what we are witnessing is the swift implementation of a plan that was decades in the making. Project 2025 didn't just drop out of thin air. That's a product of decades of work. Federalist Society, Heritage Foundation ... "

If you think Tylenol is bad for children, wait until you find out about guns.

Happy Tuesday, sparklefarts! I hope you have a fucking great ass day!

I’m worried it can still get stupider

Timeline cleanse