so congress is just like a silly little nothing thing correct?

Politics. Brought to you by banks.

is buying a home still a good idea

It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

NEWSOM: "It's a vulgar display. It's the kind of thing you see with Kim Jong Un, Putin, dictators that are weak… How weak do you have to be to commandeer the military for your birthday?“

I hope everyone knows that it's very easy for any social content platform, including Bluesky, to be a misery machine and that if you aren't intentional about it, they will absolutely decrease the positive impact you have on the world while making you less happy.

Autism is not a disease and these kids are not damaged, despite what HHS Secretary Kennedy says.

The strongest act of resistance the Democrats could do at the State of the Union would be to sit through the whole speech but sometimes frown and shake their heads 💪

RIP men

how do I unfollow everyone who only posts about how much they dislike their bodies and sleeping habits I need to see less of this on my feed??

Brilliant. @borowitzreport.bsky.social

ADL is a deeply compromised organization

but what if at 9:39pm EST I crawled into bed, put on howls moving castle volume setting 2 brightness setting LOW and went to sleep immediately

If I was a teen who lost access to tiktok I would simply learn to appreciate the professionalism and higher production values of linear broadcast television

THERE IS NO WAR IN BA SING SE

Carrie Underwood's inauguration song had better be a medley with "Before He Cheats"

BREAKING: Texas Governor Greg Abbott has ordered all Texas flags to be flown at full-staff on inauguration day, despite the requirement that they be flown at half-staff for 30 days due to President Carter's death. Shameful.

2025 Out: parasocial relationship with TikTokers In: parasocial relationships with water-dropping helicopters

People keep tagging me in such nice tik toks about how much bones or no bones meant and it’s so sweet but it also feels a bit like I’m at my own funeral which is wild bc I’m not dying but also?

We must never forget that WaPo also fell for it. This piece now stands as one of the most embarrassing puffy profiles since like the time Vogue glossed over Assad's wife. www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

There is a non zero chance that the stylist Mark Zuckerberg paid for his midlife crisis makeover played the world's funniest prank ever and he completely fell for it.

The 13th Amendment allows for modern day SLAVE LABOR. They risking their lives for pennies.

I don't really use TikTok that much, but I find it fascinating that our government is on the verge of banning an app for national security reasons that are still unclear in the same week that Meta, the largest social media company, says it's now fine to hate LGBTQ people and call us mentally ill.

Anita Bryant isn't going to see your hurtful posts and jokes about her death but your friends who enjoy them will so that's what they call a win-win situation

TikTok says it plans to shut down site unless Supreme Court strikes down law forcing it to sell

oh shit new logo just dropped

Q: Do you think Zuckerberg is responding to the threats you've made to him in the past? TRUMP: Probably. Yeah. Probably.

honestly, what the fuck is happening

jeff bezos just paid $40 million for a melania trump documentary.

Fact checking is not censorship. It's an essential public service. Disinformation kills. Period.

According to Mark Zuckerberg, people who live in California are biased but people who live in Texas are objective

Facebook and instagram have been dead platforms for most people I know for years, but it’s still a little chilling to hear this dude be like “big announcement: we saw what happened to twitter and we LOVE it”

Y’all

Speaker Mike Johnson has to tell people to clap for him: "Yeah, that's right. That's an applause line." Pathetic stuff. 🤦‍♀️

John Roberts is very upset that the public has lost confidence in John Roberts and the institution John Roberts leads following a series of confidence-cratering actions by John Roberts and his colleagues, and therefore would like everyone to know that this is not John Roberts' fault, it's yours.

once again my favorite movie of 2024 was We Bought A Zoo (2011)

Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate

how long can I leave my tree up? I fear The Dread will return when I take it down

twas the night before christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring. the risotto was ruined

We MUST keep vaccines. have you written your Senator to let them know?

didn’t see quite the same level of outrage about these pardons

Arcane is too good, it’s like staring into the sun

Season 2 of Arcane was just as good, if not better than season 1. Cannot recommend this show enough, and I’ll keep watching as long as they keep making new seasons. You don’t need to know anything about LoL to enjoy it.

HYPOTHETICAL: your guest room is horse-themed. what’s in it *for certain*?

Arcane is a work of art. I’ve always loved it, but after watching this second season I genuinely feel like it is such a masterpiece in animation. I hope it gets the recognition it deserves! Animation is such a beautiful art medium & I’m so tired of a large portion of Hollywood looking down on it 😭💙