Is it just me or are they calling defensive holding so much more this year in cfb?

completely apart from the music I just don't understand the appeal of seeing a show this big. It's so far away! You're just watching the monitors, which are also so far away that they're tiny!

President Mr Bean

is the Wednesday meal at Wendy's commercial an accurate representation of the tone of the show, cause jesus

I am aware that many people in prison would prefer to go outside and work for a nickel an hour instead of rotting in a box all day but that doesn’t mean the working for a nickel should be applauded it means the rotting in a box should be eliminated.

The sooner we abolish car dealerships the better

"never again" has no moral force if all you mean is "never again to me" or "never again exactly like this"

come on man

We saw this in the UK too: All of the allegedly "reasonable" concerns about bone density, low-quality research, lack of long-term follow-up, profits for Big Pharma, etc — magically disappear when it comes to cisgender kids receiving the exact same treatments.

IL Papa

Ahem... Da Pope.

MAW PIS maw piss? pee tape confirmed

Jesse Eisenberg? The guy from Breaking Bad?

We know Die Hard is not a Christmas movie because Christmas is not essential to its imitators. When you say “Under Siege is Die Hard on a boat,” it is not because Steven Seagal finds the holiday spirit and reconciles with his ex-wife.

If you’re someone who is upset by the health insurance CEO getting killed and want to prevent further such incidents, here’s your guaranteed solution: single-payer healthcare. Problem solved!

"dead" followed by "prostitution" Finally, things are looking up for ol' Action Fang!

Most voters looking for someone to bash Black people or trans people or academics or whomever will just vote Republican. They won't want Diet Hate. 9/x

*monkeys paw curls* dems run on an anti-corruption message and win control of the house in 26 and then use its oversight powers to investigate the concentration camp guards for corruptly taking bribes to let some of the 15M detained migrants out

the only space to move right on trans issues is to go full DeSantis and not allow transition for adults or even tiny accomodations like correct pronouns on IDs. And even if Dems do that, conservatives will just demand even more. YOU CANNOT APPEASE BIGOTS.

The most frustrating thing about this "debate" is that we already live in the world right-wingers say they want: Vanishingly few trans people play sports; medical providers require long assessments before transition. You cannot appease bigots because their stated concerns are not based in reality.

I guess Bernie no longer sees any utility in propping up the Biden administration. He's right, btw.

America I wish you could be the thing you were promised to be.

if we’re going out I want to go out being wrong believing in people

my secret plan to win over women, minorities, and low-motivation voters over the closing stretch is to drive around in a garbage truck dressed as a well-seared road flare threatening to kill various people and dunking on puerto rico

the funniest thing about all of this is I wrote a poem in my MFA program in 2016 in which Trump was represented as a big smelly garbage truck

This is exactly like how Denethor, son of Ecthelion, spiraled into madness and despair because Sauron only allowed him to see the worst news with the Palantír of Minas Tirith.

You cannot engage in harm reduction if you are the one doing the harm

for years scholars wondered how many toddlers you can run over with tanks before your country is considered "Bad" . probably about 4 million

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #904,425! Cracked the first million 😊

Happy Latina/x Breastfeeding Week!

Hostile reminder that "gender tests" in women's sports have NEVER caught a "secret man" but they have historically been successfully used to discriminate against high-performing non-white cis women athletes

lol this is fair but otoh i think it would be great for the country and party if "pass aggressive legislation to make people's lives better and reward your base, even with narrow majorities" became the party ethos and a path to career advancement, and i want someone like that advising the president

i think it's a take that's only possible if you don't understand that the democratic party is an institution with several factions competing for power. they have almost certainly strengthened their hand institutionally in a potential harris administration, because her factions ARE biden's factions

i wrote about this for my column on tuesday but i think we ought to think of policies restricting gender affirming care as explicitly aimed at expelling a disfavored population from the state in question www.nytimes.com/2024/07/11/b...

Biglots should be the official store of Quebec

girl are you an angel? cuz i find you as terrifying as you are beautiful

Israel wants you to conceive of this as a war so you don’t notice what is really happening: violent reprisal against a captive civilian population, mass murder as collective punishment for revolutionary terrorism. If only one side has the means of conducting war, it’s not war.

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BLACKTHORNE: Tell him while that it may be common to hide behind half-truths and innuendos HERE, seeking TRUTH over convenience will always be the mark of TRUE bravery. Tell him he could stand to do a little more READING! MARIKO: The Anjin prefers subs over dubs.

got a job with health insurance again and suddenly I'm craving cigarettes

I already don't see much appeal in slot machines, but I REALLY can't believe all digital slot machines are a thing. It's like fighting a stuck coin laundry.

I hope to someday have a job interview where I don't feel like I'm leaving my body

Getting ready to check out some ladies

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: go chiefs baby

Reluctantly crouched At the starting line Parsley Sage Rosemary and thyme

Big problem with the Amazon Wheel of Time show, early on at least, is the Trollocs look like absolute shit. No weight to their motion, no weight to their presence.