@skeezix.bsky.social I'm sure you saw this but I'm transitioning into a breakfast burrito bsky.app/profile/thes...

Texas homies love to go night-night. At 8:00 CT.

www.imdb.com/name/nm70400... my favorite movie producer

Having no followers is great. I can say stuff like this sincerely. Atkins, Krenwinkle, Van Houten, and Kasabian should have been pardoned at least 30 years ago.

@timheidecker.bsky.social We last saw you at the Mandatory Attendance Tour where you and Eric sprayed us all with poison Covid gas. We love you all so much. You guys have been a milestone in our lives for the last 20 years. Love ya.

Russians have no concept of trust combined with personal privacy. it's a beautiful thing we Americans have, despite all you see right at this moment.

Throw a bunch of money at some inspired baseball players, watch them 3-Peat. Being a Dodgers fan is exhausting. I just got over last season and here we are on opening day looking unstoppable.

This is an excellent summary of the US War on Iran current situation. I’m an existentialist and borderline absurdist and even I struggle with the current moment. This summary is just fantastic.

One of the fascinating aspects of Trump 2.0 has been the way the media elites who engineered his 2024 victory by, basically, **lying** about his plans and fitness for office, seemed to expect that the **reality** of Trump 2.0 would be broadly popular.

Fitzcarraldo (1982)

I completely disagree with this premise. It dangerously absolves conservative Christians for their intimate involvement in creating the 1990s/2000s Teen Culture.

Jackie Brown is a desert island movie for me, but if anyone needs a safe space to shit on, or clown on Tarantino, you will find a supportive community in this thread.

jayne mansfield

Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,, Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO

They said it. We’re all thinking it.

IF YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THE PRESIDENT TO CONFIRM OR DENY THE EXISTANCE OF ALIENS PLEASE STAY ON THE LINE. HE WILL BE ARRIVING LATE, BUT PROBABLY WILL BE ARRIVING.

if you use a teaspoon to stir coffee it is technically a coffeespoon why has no one said this

the way you need to understand x dot com men stuff is that they're playing a demented TTRPG with other men about how to get women. the "DM" plays the female characters and issues "scores", there are prompts "a level 10 baddie in a yellow miniskirt appears in the dungeon....how do you open?" too

Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up

It’s once again Girl Scout cookie season so it’s time for me remind everyone to please consider buying from NYC’s Girl Scout Troop 6000, which is entirely made up of girls living in NYC homeless shelters 🙏❤️

S1n0me (2002), watching it for the first time. I wouldn't call it good, but it is a fucking compelling watch 24 years after release. Hard recommend.

January 28, 1939. When Philly discovered pizza: “What is pizza? Well, it’s just a big open-faced pie, filled with tomatoes, anchovies, muzzarella cheese, peppers, or what have you — and baked while you wait.” #history #NationalPizzaDay #skystorians

Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts

For decades, nativists have sold America this narrative that immigrant welfare is behind our deficits and debt. This figure shows how absurd that is. This is all government expenditures, federal, state, and local, for the last 3 decades. Immigrants are not to blame:

If 100,000 people RT this, I will get a BBL

I’m so confused. Isn’t this how he got the job? What about Weiss’ wife?

Hate to break it to ya. Radiohead's music still holds. We got ourselves in a position where we have to hate Radiohead. That I'm not happy about.

1. The new batch of Epstein documents helps illuminate one contemporary controversy: What is Bari Weiss up to at CBS? I think the answer is she is trying to rehabilate the Epstein network as a bulwark of reactionary centrism. Let me explain.

Minneapolis, MN - The crowd has stopped on e 31st and Nicollet. A child wearing a headscarf was invited to get the first few cracks at a piñata shaped like the head of Kristi Noem. She busted it open and candy is being handed out of the Noem effigy. Crowd marching again.

Even the children who have not been kidnapped are victims of the gestapo youtu.be/0Cw36_u3_7k?...

[closes eyes and massages temples]

It makes sense that the actually-real global cabal of powerful pedophiles made destroying USAID one of their first priorities. They have to protect the global supply of profoundly desperate poor kids - that’s exactly who they target for trafficking and rape.

Unfriendly reminder, AI is being used to destroy trust. Do not normalize the use of AI. AI can not reliably enhance videos or low-quality images. This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.

I sometimes wish the Democratic Party in Congress consisted of any 260 people in the Minneapolis telephone directory rather than the 260 dignitaries now representing us.

I am. But there are three things at play here regarding ICE collecting private data. Quick rundown on the issue, why you should be paying attention, and what I'm doing about it:

I can't listen to Oasis Little By Little without crying. Love you so much Tony.

WATCH: Students continue anti-ICE protests in the Las Vegas Valley. A group of students from Western High School participated in the protest a day after the planned walkouts across the valley. Story: https://www.fox5vegas.com/2026/01/23/high-school-students-continue-walkouts-second-day-las-vegas/ 

"Cause I'm unlucky maaaan.. with sand inside my vaaaag," The Verve, Urban Hymns - 1997

Tired: go ahead punk make my day Wired: hasta la vista baby Inspired:

Sucks that tech got us too s place where we would rather text then phone call. We lost so much

Not a diss to Jamie Foxx, but Hailee Steinfeld may be the most talented entertainer. Tough call.

Rams start in 2 hours, beer run.

@xelame.bsky.social found you motherfucking ass!

Today, I'm an LA Rams ride or die. Let's wake up empowered my friends and do the work. LFG!!!!!

please put me first on the "people who defended their neighbors" list. bold and underline it while you're at it

Here’s the whole messaging challenge for Democrats in a nutshell: AOC has said she wants to defund ICE, Rep. Kelly has said Democrats should impeach Kristi Noem, and Reps Jayapal and Omar are holding a field hearing in Minneapolis on Friday. But this account only mentions Torres and Third Way (?!).

FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now? Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests? Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face