Someone should create a parody account that just tweets out what Trump would be tweeting if Harris had won and was presiding over this economy and this war.

Newly published Epstein files reveal allegations that Trump sexually assaulted an adolescent girl. The woman alleges Trump forced her to perform oral sex when she was around 13 years old, then struck her after she bit his penis.

Holy shit

He fired Kristi Noem while she is speaking live. Lmao

Women: We live in a constant state of vigilance because men pose a constant threat to us, here are literally millions of corroborating stories. Men: What a scary time for men this is.

Billionaire-owned media celebrating the industrial slaughter of human beings by machines as a wondrous leap forward.

Worth noting that two of these people - Kaine and Coons - were close allies of two of the most recent Dem presidential candidates. This is the wing voters have been nominating.

Jared wouldn’t even support holding a vote on a War Powers resolution last week. so he cares more about that dog than Iranian civilians murdered with our tax dollars

At today's press conference, Karoline Leavitt assured us that Spain is now cooperating with the US military. She lied.

Liberals and progressives are eating each other over whether the US would have gone to war with Iran should Kamala Harris have won the election, and I'm just over here like, "I don't know how to answer that guys, but I do know if history was different I would have human rights and a valid passport."

We can’t clean up Washington without restoring integrity to the Supreme Court. That’s why I believe we should expand the Supreme Court to 13 justices. And then, institute term limits. Because an appointment to the Supreme Court shouldn’t mean a lifetime lack of accountability.

It’s an absolute dereliction of duty that the Trump Administration didn’t have a plan in place to get Americans out of danger.

This is 400 Benghazis but they never actually gave a shit about that beyond them trying to hurt Hillary with it.

The GOP and conservative movement hate democracy and want to destroy it. That is very clear. The Democratic Party establishment, meanwhile, fears it, treating primary challenges as inconveniences and disloyalty.

Kenzior is never usually wrong…unfortunately. I don’t envy such a gift or skill. I dread clicking through to watch this. Some of her writing about nature and travel does have a healing effect, but the political warnings bite hard.

What's scary about this story is the surveillance it hints at. This trans woman had changed her name, legally, but chose not to change her gender marker. She was apparently flagged in the DMV system as trans and her license was invalidated under a law that supposedly only concerned gender markers.

*bursts in, sweating, out of breath* “Drop everything, fish doorbell’s back” visdeurbel.nl/en/

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

Republicans in 2024: Kamala Harris is a neocon warmonger and if she's elected we will be mired in forever wars of choice across the globe! Republicans, today: Isolationists like Tucker Carlson are just parroting the weak foreign policy of Kamala Harris, who would have never bombed Iran like Trump.

A Benghazi mission ordered by the President!

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

Most Americans manage to go their entire lives without worrying what's inside the pants of Boy Scouts and I'm simply asking Pete Hegseth to do the same

"How can you oppose war when Khamenei was evil?" Simple. If you killed Donald Trump by nuking Washington DC, I would not mourn Trump but I'd still say you're an evil war criminal who belongs in the Hague. It's really not hard.

hey gen z welcome to republican governance

Much is wrong here. He signals to Iranian officials not to trust offers of immunity if we make them. He says we obliterated the country but will continue strikes….what will be left for the Iranians to “take back”? We killed children. Why would Iran do anything but take up arms against us?

Sounds familiar

I personally would not choose to loudly broadcast that I was such a little bitch.

The first US Cabinet happened in 1789.

We’ve got the hottest economy in the world right now, but it’s also a shambles because of Sleepy Joe, who was both a drooling senile incompetent and an unrivaled international mastermind, look a shiny thing

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Increasing their own workload to spite Americans for not being supportive enough of the Gestapo

Israel has been dumping herbicides throughout southern Lebanon as part of a concerted ecocide campaign to render the region uninhabitable. This has been going on for months with Lebanese journalists & environmentalists regularly reporting on it. The BBC: we don’t know why the Israelis are doing it

The customer paid more, the market got less efficient, and everyone lived happily ever after. 🤡

I think it's important for the "all government people are corrupt crowd" to really hear this. No. No, they're not. This is why I'm excited to see some of the laid-off federal employees start to run for office. Americans need to hear from those who've actually done the work of governing.

RFK Jr mostly does three things that define MAHA: 1/ Weird videos and memes, pretend actions by corporations (food dyes, tallow) which get a lot of attention but are not substantive 2/ Undermining vaccines and science 3/ Supporting clearly bad health policy from other parts of the administration

So we launched an unprovoked military operation, seized and sold a foreign country’s natural resources, and stashed the profits in a bank in Qatar. The Energy Secretary calls this “diplomacy,” but I don’t think that word means what he thinks it means.

There is no drawdown. There is no retreat. ICE is just redistributing their assets to better avoid accountability.

I think it’s time for Democratic leaders to start saying “if you’re a pilot or ground crew involved in a deportation that was stayed by a judge, you’ll be held criminally liable for human trafficking.” Everyone involved in these flights should have that fear in the back of their minds.

i wasn’t sure if they did this because she’s female or brown or progressive and then i realized the answer is “yes”

Wow.

The president of the united states? Receiving oral sex in the white house? Outrageous. Surely this will dominate news coverage for the remainder of his term

“Readers should be able to assume that every word between quotation marks is what the speaker or writer said… The writer should, of course, omit extraneous syllables like ‘um’ and may judiciously delete false starts.” -NYT ethical guidelines

This is straight-up Nazi rhetoric from Musk, and the only tiny thing I can do is address myself to those of you who are still on X. No more excuses about how you need "reach" or how good the conversation is there or the importance of debate. You will not regret walking away, and it's time.

I'll say this again, F*ck ICE and anyone who supports them.

This is something the Nazis used to do to Jewish children in the camps. It happened to a man I knew when he was a child in Auschwitz. The camp guards thought it was funny as hell.

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: “I was literally begging the agent who was holding me back to let me do CPR,” she told The Intercept.