Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

Dem leadership for generations: no you fool, you infant. It is a process. It takes time and political capital and expertise, it's- Mamdani, dusting off his hands: fixed it Dem leadership: what do you mean you fixed it Mamdani: Just had to unplug it.

sorry for being cringe I'm trying to enjoy being alive

Fleeing fascism. (Ironic!)

this is who runs this account

This is the content Im here for...thrank you

When do we find out Epstein was by the way also harvesting adrenochrome?

Welp, ICE spotted in Hoboken down the street from my residence. "Climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones, with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you're the one filming it" – this except for Fascism 🫤 local.nixle.com/alert/121674...

you: [stressing for days to send the perfect single email] billionaires: hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?

Civil litigator here with years of experience of business people’s emails to each other in disclosed evidence for disputes. As a general rule: the senior the business person, the less effort they put into emails, and the more effort expected from those reading them. Effectively a mark of rank.

Rofl what

HCR makes a strong case that maga eagerly picked up the torch of Southern slavers – who were, of course, absolute monsters

Every major website/company now: Yeah if we find out you post or look at a boob we will freeze all your accounts without warning The CEO of every major website/company over Gmail: Oh Jeffrey you are simply a hoot. Lovely spending time with you on Party Pervert Pedo Island Jeffrey Epstein: yeag ,

Unmarked car, no lights or police insignia. Masked armed men leap out. Victim not in the act of committing any crime. This is not how a serious federal law enforcement agency acts in a free society. How is this not supposed to be a “right wing paramilitary force loyal to the regime”?

There are tons of redactions that make no sense. If it's not the name or image of a victim, it shouldn't be redacted, full stop. All of these extra redactions can only be there to protect the powerful and that should be headline news at this point. Why isn't it?

actually gasped. W.T.A.F.

The nazis redistributed the stolen property of deported Jews to the German population. It was called Aryanization. This is no different. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aryaniz...

Brett Ratner:

From: A Very Famous Rich Guy To: Jeffrey Epstein Subj: Opening the seal I look forward to reading from the Black Book with you this weekend. May the blessings of Mammon continue to fall upon us. From: Jeffrey Epstein To: A Very Famous Rich Guy Subj: Re: Opening the seal 9 p./m.. txt wen u arive

every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”

I hate that I understand this sentence. One lobotomy, please.

Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome

There's too many fucking people in the Epstein files. Need Yakko Warner to sing a song about it to help me get caught up

Full intro + video www.instagram.com/reel/DUJiilU...

ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd

Just say Neil Gaiman, this is taking forever.

Gonna go out on a limb and guess this scene didn’t make the documentary

ClawdBot/MoltBot/OpenClaw/whatever is the hot thing right now... if you want to get pwnd www.ox.security/blog/one-ste...

Going to be wild when Trump threatens to leave NATO unless Norway awards MELANIA the Oscar for Best Picture

Deep drag on cigarette "Just when I think I'm out... they pull me back in."

Did someone call them "clankers?" Ummm, not me!!!!

Post a picture that you took

We need their names. Now.

This week’s comic, now up on @dailykos.com - It’s the Magas, squinting away the murder! - www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...

Many are saying:

So there is video of (apparently) Pretti in an altercation with Feds in which he damages their vehicle. 1) That's not a capital offense, and 2) if any of those agents were the same ones who later shot him, his death is now likely premeditated murder?? Yeah, not the dunk you think it is, maga.

I saw a critique of Springsteen's new song, it being too earnest and cringe, and if I could just take a second to introduce you to the entire Bruce Springsteen catalogue we could settle this in a heartbeat.

bullying—and i cannot stress this enough—works

IDK why right-wingers keep bringing up Obama's record deportations, it just shows that if you wanted to have a conservative immigration policy without partisan militias occupying cities and gunning people down in the streets you could do it and a lot of americans would be fine with it

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

Notice who wasn’t shot 10 times. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

my grandmother, an Auschwitz survivor, was Anne Frank’s neighbor in Amsterdam, and Oma thinks this comparison is perfectly apt

Stephen Miller should not be fired… He should be arrested and convicted

before you take any of the "Trump is pivoting/lamenting/lowering the temperature after the Pretti murder" stories too seriously, absolutely nothing has changed in Minneapolis: "an absolutely brutal day of raids and abductions" says one friend

there is a post from the US gov 'department of war' on here that includes video of them actually murdering people and threatening to murder more people & it's been up since november

Ian Austin, an Army veteran, was arrested for protesting ICE in Minneapolis. But he’s continued protesting. Senior reporter @julialurie.bsky.social spoke to him. “When they say, ‘Why would you be out here?’ How the fuck could I not be out here?” he says. “My nation is under attack."

Reminder what Trump thought about Tianamen: www.nbcnews.com/news/asian-a...

For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL: When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.

Bovino’s retirement needs to be a cage. His command environment yielded Renee Good’s death, Alex Pretti’s death & Julio Sosa-Celis’ shooting. Failure to prosecute Bovino & everyone else materially responsible for these atrocities will be understood by ICE, CBP, etc as a green light for the next ones