To explain: At the start of his opinion, Judge Young includes an anonymous note received by his chambers, which reads “Trump has pardons and tanks..what do you have?” Responding to the note, Young says we have our “magnificent Constitution” and “here’s how that works out in a specific case —“

Young’s opinion, which rules that the Trump admin illegally targeted pro-Palestinian students for deportation, is absolutely scathing. “In all our history we have never tolerated an armed masked secret police…ICE brings indelible obloquy to this administration and everyone who works in it.”

Turns out they had this robot lined up to replace Jimmy Kimmel – until he got his show back. Now it's relegated to doing stand up at UCB. Sad! youtu.be/Q9hGElTJuCI?...

Silent out of solemn respect, no doubt

This is actually why I uninstalled your app. You're joking about toxic, unhealthy behavior – which is sad. And it's detrimental to chess improvement, which you *claim* to be about? Maybe put some features in your app to enforce taking breaks rather than pushing "new opponent" continuously?

I can't get over how the right-wing doesn't understand modern militaries, with the majority serving non-combat roles. You think the best IT security & logistics personnel spends two hours in the gym every day to look like the cast of 300? They're at furry conventions and model train shows.

pete hegseth, who you will recall has been accused of domestic abuse and sexual assault, has announced a new policy by which you cannot file anonymous complaints of mistreatment. sex criminal solidarity.

hey @nytimes.com: there is no counterpoint here. There are no credible legal experts who would EVER say that the US military has any right or authority to blow civilian craft out of the Caribbean and kill their crews from afar without any provocation. There is no other side to this question.

Good morning youtu.be/aKV1UQqxQN0?...

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

starting to think that an increasingly senile trump is being shown a different reality by his aides by making ai videos of shit and telling him it’s real news

The democratic leadership is stuck in a time loop from 2012

This peanut butter paste was specifically formulated to help end famine and starvation. This is genocide.

So exhausting..

So far today, Chuck Schumer has said his strategy for preventing Trump sending troops into blue cities is to win over Republican senators (!) while Hakeem Jeffries praised Eric Adams's courage and authenticity (!!) while refusing to endorse Mamdani. Again. These two gotta go.

Justice Kavanaugh: “If the person is a U. S. citizen or otherwise lawfully in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter.”

Emperor Palpatine is blowing up entire planets. Hey Mr Emperor why don't you try blowing up the pockets of your citizens with a better economy.

Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”

Accurate, tbh

It's like their comm teams told Jeffries and Schumer "Trump is sending the army to Portland, people are scared and pissed, you have to say something." And they went "Troops in Portland is bad. But you know what else's bad? Egg prices."

This is literally what the actual "siege" of the auxiliary ICE building looks like

As a resident of #Portland it is impossible to capture how unhinged this is. We are a low crime city and the ICE protest "siege" consists of one auxiliary ICE office that normally has at most a dozen weirdos debating what performance art they should use to block a single driveway

"Pushing boundaries, Trump ordered the troops to fire live ammunition at locals."

Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week Reporter: [nods] Trump: so we must murder on the high seas Reporter: [nods] Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once Reporter: [nods] Trump: the cock on that bunny Reporter: [nods] Trump: bigger than you think Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives

The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.

Damn even the island underage.

Well don't I feel stupid

A pattern is developing where everyone who fights back against a Trump attack inevitably wins with their reputation much better than before, and everyone who caves to him looks like shit and has Trump coming back for more a month later.

Sigh. *Taps sign yet again*

if you dont stop calling us nazis we will have the secret police disappear you to a slave labor camp

The reason Trump won is that people like this actually refused to believe his own words, substituting their own fanfic Trump instead bsky.app/profile/shar...

We don’t call everyone who disagrees with us a Nazi, JD, just the ones doing Nazi shit like: -masked secret police kidnapping people off the street -creating concentration camps -attempting to eradicate trans people -banning/burning LGBTQ/opposing viewpoint books -murdering fishermen in open waters

So they stole it

He launched a more powerful defense of journalism than the vast majority of mainstream journalists have and that's an indictment of them.

Honestly, he got it. This is an impossibly hard thing to get right. I can quibble about some parts, and it’s impossible to do normie content that’s also sufficient for the moment, but he did as good a job as is possible. Especially glad he rightfully called out the threat to journalists.

Ah nuts

i am not on tiktok (it made me too angry). is anyone who is on there seeing any "okay so the rapture didn't happen" videos from the Rapture Tips™️ crew? If so will you PLEASE share with the class!

Twist: Jimmy Kimmel got raptured

LOL

Their feelings are very delicate

Badass

shit ain’t over til it’s over

Guys what's the big deal, Jesus said this stuff all the time

Not sure it's possible to find a more canonical example of this meme

Great day playing chess at Bryant Park. I held one 5 min game to a losing endgame, down one pawn, and afterwards learned my opponent was a USCF Original Life Master (held >2200 for 300 games). NYC chess - there's nothing like it!

incredible

What movie do you consider "perfect?"

Disney execs hastily assembling Andor S3 about a group of charismatic Coruscant businessmen who just keep their head down and work with the Empire until the Battle of Endor and then say they were actually against the Empire all along and everyone cheers

Tom Homan took a bag of cash from an undercover FBI agent the right way. by Ezra Klein

The most thrilling thing I have read recently is that, in 1860, almost nobody predicted slavery would be abolished in their lifetimes.