I may not have a Pulitzer, but I did find out that I ACAB-pilled one of my coworker’s young children after they inadvertently saw one of my stories about police shooting dogs. Thankful for the opportunity to educate the children, who are our future.

The Dutch writer called Donald Trump ‘the most openly corrupt president in American history.’ And the BBC has chosen to expunge that line from all coverage because Trump threatened to sue the trousers off ‘em.

I am having a 25% off cyberweek (ASL? LOL) in the Catalyst Studios etsy store on select items. Other surprise sales may occur over the next few days but they will be a surprise to me also since I have no connectivity on the farm. catalyststudiosart.etsy.com

We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.

Ooooo shiny!

yassified serf boots, ALSO tan and ALSO fake patina. got the fashion police writing "he reached for his waistband" in the reports

Thoughts for the upcoming holiday.

What is it with these weirdos and the Fall of Rome?

Man I clicked through to the DHS website and this is not a joke

I can hear the bullshit echoes of every farcical anti-vaxxer who ever said it was about "freedom" and "choice". Where's my choice?

“Often entire sections of networks or company internal networks are running slower than they would if all devices were up to the newer standards” Boo fucking hoo.

Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea

narrator: 50 years ago... me: [nods] in 1945 narrator: in 1975... me: what

Snuffaluppagusto!

has anyone in the history of making content been like i love when some internet stranger tells me how i should have done the content i’ve spent time putting together for you for zero dollars.

Best boy Rowlf makes the best dessert 🙂‍↕️

I don’t usually wear pajamas to the airport, but that twit from RW: Boston is making it feel like anti-facist resistance

This is who she was. Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best. Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...

Mike Schur, creator of The Good Place left some messages on some stones for us in #AManOnTheInside season 2. Kind of rude to make us cry like that in a sitcom... again.

I’ve seen this take with so many older children/family films and it’s slowly driving me insane.

I have another story coming out tomorrow! It's part of the 'Rough Seas & Strange Yarns' anthology. Have a nice little teaser here.

the understated horror behind "😡 not coo--*giggle* how 'bout a dew 🥰"

THIS! Time is bonkers, especially in this weird timeline we find ourselves in

congratulations you played yourself dot gif

'Israel' calls everything Hamas or antisemitic to destroy whatever and whomever they want. The US calls everything drugs or illegals to destroy whatever and whomever they want. Generally they both really want oil and other non-renewal resources.

Dante wrote the Inferno mostly just to vividly and elaborately depict all the most corrupt members of his society being brutally punished with the same crimes they inflicted on others and honestly

That's what happens when you stand for nothing.

lol I can’t imagine a worse idea

I'm not saying Clay Higgins is in the Epstein Files. I'm also not not saying that Clay Higgins is in the Epstein Files.

What are your top 5 fiction character archetypes? Mine are: -Girl computer runs an android -Girl computer runs a hologram -Girl computer runs an avatar -Girl computer runs a ship -All 4

I read this the same way Samuel Jackson read "go the fuck to sleep"

😱😭

Do these people have any other talking points than "Muslim=bad"? They're doing the "transing the gay away" conspiracy theory with an Islamophobic twist.

These people are delusional. Given how chatbots operate, what he's imagining is basically a high-tech Ouija board, revealing hidden knowledge (presumably from the Akashic records). This is mysticism, not science.

Ok @hankgreen.bsky.social is my anger translator regarding stupid controversies about Jimmy Wales and @wikipedia.org. I was going to say something, but Hank says everything I would have said here. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zi0...

The AI bubble may be about to bust. Peter Thiel has sold all of his Nvidia stock. We all need to say this very clearly: NO BAILOUTS FOR THEFT-TECH! Expropriate their asses instead. They stole from all of us and fully plan to burn the planet. They owe us - not the other way around. 1/3

PROTUIP: It is not the poorest and/or most vulnerable people in society causing all your problems, and anyone who's trying to convince you it is? 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

“Our robot phrenologist told me to tell you we’re going in a different direction.”

"You know, when that movie was made, robots were just stuff of fiction. But hey, not anymore, with artificial intelligence, and robotics, bio-implants. Not only are we making smart machines, we're becoming smart machines." - Chris, Northern Exposure S2 E7, 1991. It's later than you think.

Obviously content warning for sexual assault, r*pe, p*edophilia. #CW #SA

These fuckers

The use of terror is not a byproduct of Trumpian politics: it is central to how he governs.

They’re the same picture.

Bat Prints are ready! This kid-carved block was pulled from a donation box, we ran some prints from it!

… and cross stitchers

Maximum hearts to @theguardian.com for this photo/header placement choice

If you research and write something yourself you will continue to know what you think, even in the absence of any computer. There can be a whole blackout, with no electricity except what is in your own brain, you will be yourself and own your own thoughts and ideas

Reading any given headline this week like