America is giving dying mall vibes but it’s the Stranger Things mall that needs a human sacrifice to exorcise the demons apparently

Just saw a guy on IG listing cute nicknames for your personal white person. Alabaster Disaster is my wrestling name now.

I think millennials all looking frozen at age 26 is karma for being the most ridiculed generation

Merry Christmas! Later we’ll have some fuckin pie!

Everyone’s 2025 recaps are universally like “This year is gonna be bet—endless screaming—no—whyyyyyy—hahahahah—am I dead yet—NO—and we are laughing—AM I DEAD---2026 is gonna be—"

Eating Christmas cookies for breakfast, like a boss, and hit my sugar intake limit so hard and so fast I’m about to enter a prediabetic coma but I’m gonna push through, like an American

Merry Christmas!

Has anyone checked if the entire administration has been replaced with T 1000s

2026 will definitely be worse Midterms (Me to myself: That’s the spirit)

Me wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

Flood Warning issued December 18 at 5:43PM PST until December 18 at 8:45PM PST by NWS Portland OR 1weather.onelink.me/DNwc/9ikavgzh

Massive love to everyone sending love my way. I deleted all my sharing because my oldest can search my socials on google now and I don’t want to stress her out. Just if you notice it’s all gone. Nothing bad just protective momming. Venting to all of you helped a ton. ♥️

Apparently many people fail to grasp the difference between kink and consent. Violating someone else’s consent is not a kink. It’s a crime.Have a fucking orgy with 47 people in a vat of rice pudding in the middle of Times Square IDGAF as long as every one’s signed papers. No means fucking no.

Like I said, just another day as a woman online. And some men feel persecuted by our anger.

Thanks a lot everyone for being so kind and supportive about my cyberstalking horror story. You’ve helped my mental health a lot today. You will always be the most adorable internet people ♥️

Good things that happened during my life in hiding: I quit drinking, caught up on scrapbooks and tasks, started painting again. Bad things that happened: I started vaping again (don’t judge me it’s the apocalypse) Spending less time online is as good as they say, fuckingly

Never forget to blame Joe Biden for the great potato famine

Anyway I refuse to live my life in hiding like an agoraphobe with the curtains drawn because I have rats in the walls. So as is traditional, here’s an unnecessary selfie

Okay so I told Trump to "become Santa Claus" and we got last night’s speech still fine tuning….

I miss it

Drop everything at look at this mother polar bear who adopted an orphan cub 🥹

I fear Trump’s speech will be more well received than the blue community can perceive. His military bonuses will land well and secure their loyalty. And the immigration piece was a classic Us vs. Them argument. People always buy Us vs. Them arguments.

Trump is giving the military $1776 in honor of Independence Day so in honor of Christmas I will be giving everyone zero dollars

He looks like he’s Quantum Leaping into a pile of cash

Alright fine, I will do it. I will correct the timeline.

I feel like a traitor because I live so far out in the sticks outside Seattle we got snow instead of rain. I apologize.

Just saw a fellow Seattle resident say “this is a lot of rain” which means we’re in The Day After Tomorrow

Been having a lot of super dark thoughts about the state of counterterrorism against right wing religious extremism and white supremacy since I switched into academia and have started to feel like I need to constantly apologize to America

Trump trial ballooning The Best is Yet to Come as his 2028 campaign slogan is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. Okay Kimberly.

Life not being a nightmare is just like. Rest in peace to one of the greatest American artists of our time. 🖤

I keep taking the world’s longest break from social media because of the horrors and then when I log back in the horrors are like

hard launch. on truth social. mamdani broke his brain.

“I don't think of all the misery, but of the beauty that still remains.” ~ Anne Frank Good morning Bluesky! If you are in the military, and someone gives you an illegal order, please don't obey it. Be the love. Be the light. Have a most excellent day my friends ❤️

White (and white adjacent) populism is gonna get us all killed.

Seattle Streets. #CrushIce

😕

This all day

And always loves a winner

My favorite piece of content today.

We hereby retire the “record scratch-Freeze frame-You may be wondering how I got here” meme. It’s over. It will never be topped by this image.

The FBI has historically been awful when it comes to investigating sexual abuse of minors, from the abuse of gymnasts to the victims of Jeffrey Epstein & Ghislaine Maxwell’s sex trafficking. They should clean the entire organization out & replace most of their agents with women.

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker

Trump being all sweet Alzheimer’s grandpa with Mamdani is the latest sign yet that we’ve crossed over into the Mirror Universe