I hate that he was my congressman. No more cishet white men in office. We're all gross.

It was only an issue because the girls were unmarried. These creeps want to marry and impregnate 15 to 19 year olds.

The world is a Hellscape. Have a kitty.

In the world of no duh. I hate that we sometimes have to litigate the blatantly obvious because people wear greed tinted glasses.

It's almost as if businesses not having to pay for health care is a draw.

My dad was the devout Catholic in our family. He was a bank executive who gave up a cushy career to work with non profits so that he could do good works. His left pinky knee more about Catholism than Vance ever will.

I need this!

TOO GODDAM REAL

It's almost like everyone is freaking out because this Pope is actually inspired by Jesus.

It's the moral panic over wine coolers all over again.

The new Turing Test will be a computer solving a captcha.

I'm voting for Betty Yee in the primary. Yeah, she's only polling at 2% right now, but she's the only candidate I think could do the job and do it well.

Crushed. Betrayed. I don’t even have the words. The support Eric Swalwell provided gave me an opportunity to heal for the first time since being sexually assaulted as a college freshman. Knowing now who he truly is, is devastating. PTSD and pain.

A lot of the people who failed this test with Cuomo seem really excited to fail it again with Swalwell.

Given the seriousness of what is being alleged, I have both rescinded my endorsement of Eric Swalwell for Governor and declined his endorsement.

I am deeply troubled by the allegations against Rep. Eric Swalwell. All allegations must be fully investigated by the appropriate authorities, with independence and transparency. Now is a time to hear from anyone impacted.

As someone who was born, raised, and currently lives in his district, I'm okay with his being bounced. There is no place in my party for predators.

As one: why are men?

I remember when the post office was the most profitable government service, until Republicans put an artificial pension requirement (as in no one does this) into their budget.

If he does double arches, he could get a corporate sponser.

Apparently, I was too clingy.

Every accusation is a confession.

Me, to the students who never show up to class and then contact me after grades are turned in.

Don't be so limited. There are so many more expressions of queerness.

Found it.

AEW Dynamite was in Winnipeg last night, and the Canadian crowd broke into a "Fuck the tariffs!" chant 😆

Bathroom bigotry is extremely old, and in the United States has been used to repress multiple groups. It others people in the most vile ways 'you...YOU...cannot use this!' while specifically seeking to limit their accessibility to public life while adding addtl stress/danger to the very basics.

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

I had a writing professor whose claim to fame was a short story about a man beating a beaver to death with a club. Tell me that's not political.

What a writer thinks ISN’T political is always a huge tell. Even something as straightforwardly man vs nature as To Build A Fire is about toxic masculinity—“Any man who was a man could travel alone.”

All stories are political. Yes, even - indeed *especially* - the ones that go out of their way to try and avoid being political.

that's.......the whole entire point of star trek

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

Rage Against Florence and the Machine.

My wife: "someone needs to draw this."

A remarkable photo from #NoKings in DTLA from Connor Sheets of @latimes.com www.latimes.com/california/l...

I had surgery last week. I'm fine, but it's a six week recovery window, sans complications. So far so good. I'll start posting more soon.

Chick-Fil-A Announces Two Halves Of Buns Must Be Married Before Becoming Sandwich https://theonion.com/chick-fil-a-announces-two-halves-of-buns-must-be-married-before-becoming-sandwich/

Even the so called safe, commercial ones were trauma porn for kids.

It's not imminent if it's been there for decades! Imminent means that it's about to happen! You feckless fucksticks!

I've seen this play before, and it ends up with thunderstorms and people having their eyes gouged out.

Gender affirming care saves lives. And relationships.

The world’s most honest disclaimer.

I'm watching Monarch, and the camera starts following some rando we've never seen before. We're I a betting man, I'd lay money on his not surviving this next scene.

GenX enough to remember the original dot com boom, but millennial enough that I couldn't take advantage. The wealthy and the Republicans hated the boom because the wrong people were getting rich. Money must always flow up for these dirtbags.

we're supposed to believe the Trump administration has spent more than a year doing a mass deportation of the worst of the worst criminals, but also there are sleeper cells of undocumented Iranians in the country that constitute a grave national security threat. the math ain't mathing.