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It is with a heavy heart that one of the most legendary #Cubs fans has passed away. Jim Anixter aka “The Pink Hat Guy” died yesterday. A season ticket holder for 60 years, Jim was always seen in his trademark pink hat in the first row behind home plate. #RIP

Subtle

I have never in my life felt insecure about my masculinity but these dudes seem to need to have it reinforced every five seconds or they worry they might be gay.

CNN montage of Trump attacking others claiming they have profited from being in office.

Gov. Jared Polis passed over other deserving inmates to give clemency to Tina Peters, according to two members of his clemency board who revealed Polis overruled the unanimous recommendation of his experts. Polis has now fired both of them.

Me, a dvd & blu ray lover, to gamers

Yes, healthy young men can die from the flu. Air Force confirms first death in Lackland flu outbreak, which has sickened 284 Aif Force troops, Rep. Castro says. While most healthy young adults recover, flu can prevent them from fulfilling their duties for up to a week www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...

My thing here is there’s nowhere near the push needed to adequately fund and build more education infrastructure and staffing, so we just get this “well actually college is expensive so it’s okay for people to be bigots” type of framing.

Marco Rubio is against birthright citizenship. But Marco Rubio *is* a birthright citizen. Ted Cruz is against birthright citizenship. But Ted Cruz was born in Canada. He only got US citizenship by a birthright citizenship law because of his US mother. They are both shameless hypocrites.

Roll clips of Republicans calling him the great unifier 🙄

Go for it. Full sun. Dark suit. No AC. Show everyone how real men handle the heat.

what do we do if the president wants to deliberately give himself heatstroke

Does anyone not think Teddy Roosevelt would hate Donald Trump? He'd probably brain him with a club if they ever met.

"He walked near me so I did racism"

The problem here isn't trans kids in sports. The problem is that a lot of kids can only afford college if they're the best at sports. That's the actual problem

There’s obviously a lot that’s wrong here but one major component here is the delusion among a surprisingly large portion of parents that their kid is gonna get an athletic scholarship and go to the Olympics, and a truly courageous public official _might_ find a way to break the bad news to them.

I have been thinking a lot about my own kids, who acquired citizenship at birth but were born outside the u.s., and how all of a sudden there are other americans who think of them as less american

Gen Alpha: 2013-2025 Gen Z: 1997-2012 Millennials: 1981- 1996 Gen X: 1965-1980 Baby Boomers: 1946–1964 Presidents, Senators & Congresspeople: 1845-1945

Here’s Why Weather Forecasts Have Seemed So Inaccurate Lately. Meteorologists simply aren't able to gather as much data as they used to, and you're suffering for it. gizmodo.com/heres-why-we...

my god

"DiD yOu kNoW hE dOeSn'T tAkE a SaLaRy?"

They made Jimmy Carter put his peanut farm into a blind trust

Here's Cade Cavalli striking out Willson Contreras and screaming "sit down boy!" at him. Really nice and a great week for it. Does Manfred 1) do the obvious thing or 2) do nothing because he doesn't want a Turning Point spokesman to do a viral tweet about how he won't watch baseball anymore

Thank you so much for all of your happy birthday wishes. Honestly, I don’t really feel 100. I feel pretty good. I feel like I’m only 98!

It‘s just insane to me that a sitting president has made MORE THAN A BILLION DOLLARS peddling fucking fairy dust with no intrinsic value beyond his stature and power AS president, and it’s not treated as the biggest corruption scandal in American history.

i am definitely up in my feelings about this one as someone who has survived several severe depressive episodes and grew up with a parent who was hospitalized/away from work for it multiple times he's been working to strip healthcare from people, and I would not be here without the ACA

There are signs that say those things because people used to think that basic statements of decency were universally understood and then hateful fuckos like JD Vance made it clear that they were absolutely not universally understood.

Today, I voted YES to release the names of Members of Congress who used taxpayer dollars to settle sexual misconduct and other misconduct cases in Congress. No more abuses of power and no more hiding behind a system that shields perpetrators. We will always fight for justice for survivors—period.

I have walked the entire mall and seen everything. The overarching vibe is boredom. I cannot emphasize enough just how little there is to DO here. Imagine a state fair with one Ferris Wheel & no other rides. Three event stages, but no performance schedule. Dozens of booths, with nothing inside.

This is the best description of this debacle I've seen. Imagine how shitty a thing has to be to not attract tourists in DC on the mall in June.

a heart congrats once again to Jared Polis

same guy

Two thoughts: - The Trump EO applied to people whose parents are here legally, including those on visas here for many years who are fully domiciled here. So Walsh's framing is based on a lie. - It's amazing how terrified these supposedly alpha men are of their fellow citizens.

hi yeah real quick extremely fuck the corrupt bigoted SCOTUS

Mental healthcare for me but not for thee

Nah, Donald doesn't wanna go fascist. Not even a little bit. NB: The White House ain't 250 years old, either.

That fucking ghoul should keep Star Wars out of her mouth. Same with Elon and Star Trek.

Four justices don’t believe the reconstruction amendments are part of the Constitution, simple as

The Supreme Court today addressed one of the most pressing threats to the nation today: banning this high school sophomore from playing school sports with her friends 🫡🫠🙃

The Supreme Court strikes down Trump's attack on birthright citizenship. By a 5–4 vote, it holds that the 14th Amendment guarantees citizenship to children born of unauthorized and temporary immigrants. Roberts and Barrett join the three liberals. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...

One of the many reasons I don't bother with the Sunday Shows any more. Republicans -- *all* Republicans -- deserve to be fired into the sun not given face time on American teevee.

Remember, nothing you've ever done has been as embarrassing as creating a sock puppet of your mother and having "her" use AI to make it look like you're loved.

YEP. Every government, business, and school that buys into this trash is buying into catastrophe as prices skyrocket in the next months and years.

OK, I’m glad they won, but it would be funny as hell if he actually caught the ball and the ball that came loose was one that was in the ivy from a 50 games ago.

Awful send.

“There were more people watching Iran play soccer in the United States last night than at the America 250 fest.” www.jefftiedrich.com/p/donnys-fre...

I drew this back in May for free comic day! Go see Supergirl before it gets blamed for ruining the Trump hillbilly fair or the failure of the Iran ceasefire! It’s a fun movie, not deserving of all the hate. Milly Alcock is great, as is Jason Momoa as lobo!

There we go.

TMZ DC with perhaps the most brutal video from Trump's Great American State Fair, showing Dr. Oz on stage bragging to Dean Cain about how big the crowd is, only for the reporter to pan around and show absolutely nobody is there. Original post: x.com/i/status/207...