Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals. As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them. Go Knicks.

BREAKING: we are NOT accepting media reports as proof that the $1.8B slush fund & "settlements" associated with it are dead That's why we @democracydefendersfund.org have just filed a new lawsuit to make sure this ENDS --on behalf of former J6 prosecutors with Platkin LLP, WLG & Heaphy Smith

I would love someone to answer this question.

“I think the oil will be dropping like a rock in the very near, you know, the very near distance,” said the fucking moron.

Who among us does not get easily bored trying to end wars we started and then immediately lost on the first weekend?

Surround the peoples house

someone ask Meta's AI chatbot to release the Epstein Files

The Trey Gowdy posts are killing me. Please go enjoy. You deserve it 🤣

Trey Gowdy always looks like he's still being born

Is there a go fund me?

The 1-800-Kars 4 Kids band announced they will no longer perform at the Freedom 250 concert. Because tRump is even more annoying than they are.

I recycle.

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I am a Talafreako!!

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250th Anniversary Celebration! Starring: Donald Trump and his list of petty grievances being repeated for the umpteenth time! Enjoy everyone 🤣

❤️👏🏽 I am in

🚨BREAKING: Corey Feldman has reportedly backed out of Freedom 250

Can’t win with Republicans! One day they are attacking you for eating the dogs and the cats and then they hurl slurs at you for being vegan the next! 🤷‍♀️

GOP TOO CORRUPT TO GOVERN

Have to be honest, celebrating the 250th birthday of the US is hard to fathom under the current Epstein Administration.

My happy place is looking at pictures of people’s gardens coming together for spring. #bloomscrolling 🌱 🌺 🪴

Gorilla Playing Saxophone with Balloons has dropped out of the White House concert

Katie miller is also an ugly fuck.

Ken Paxton is throwing everything he has at us. He’s called me a radical leftist. He’s called me a fake Christian. He’s even called me a vegan! I’m an 8th generation Texan — I've been eating BBQ since before Ken Paxton’s first indictment.

Truth 🙄

Sorry but building a UFC ring on the White House lawn is peak white trash. 🤷‍♂️

Trump threatened to “blow up” one of our staunchest allies in the Middle East today and I couldn’t find it about it on the homepage of the Times, Journal, or Post

Imagine announcing you have cancer and the whole world going “Yay cancer” Ooof. Welcome to hitching your wagon to Trump. What would it feel like to be that hated? I guess you would have to have self awareness to realize.

Perfect representation of the U.S. right now. The word shambles comes to mind.

Pretty big tell on Trumps part that he keeps bringing up “central casting”

Behave or we will blow you up. So presidential. Jeebus Christ!!!

The headline we are waiting for is: President Trump did not return from Walter Reed hospital. The end.

This is a lie. Nobody is rallying us. We be thinking for ourselves up here. It’s a choice. 🇨🇦

Please do not repost this. We have enough problems without letting our enemies know that 105,000 Trumpsters will be at the UFC at the White House on Sunday, June 14, 2026.

Using Trump as a model, seems to me the next president can do whatever the f*ck he or she wants to. Certainly a pardon review would be in order.

Greenland better be careful and not cross Donald, or else they might get handed $25 billion and unlimited nukes.

Something’s brewing. We’ve seen this before in the summer of 2024. All the polls had Trump in the toilet but he never got upset. With Musk, the fix was in. Today, Trump is just cruising AND I’M NOT GOING TO FEEL SMUG & CONFIDENT AGAIN! Open your eyes. Trump should be shitting a brick but he’s NOT!

I’m looking for even one statement made by the Pedodent that suggests unity, peace and coming together as a country. Just one.

excuse me he posted so hard they’re taking him to the hospital

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What’s the point of talking about it. Nobody’s going to stop it. 🤷‍♀️

I am surprised Trump didn’t throw in universal healthcare and student loan forgiveness for all Iranians in this deal.