Still rude, m8. I was trying to practice my drums and you threw me off. - a neighbour

Surprised my followers by asking what the score is in that NFL game in Spain. NOBODY EXPECTED THE SPANISH INQUISITION

They were the finest "frolic & romp" Hobbit band in the whole of Middle-Earth.

Adding all that hot air isn't going to help.

The song or the internet?

Update: The concert by @ronsexsmith.bsky.social last night was wonderful. Some of his songs evoked nostalgia. I think because the melodies take me back to my McCartney-obsessing 1970s. For whatever reason, I feel comfortable in his music. More than comfortable, actually. Safe - I feel safe.

Me: I'll just get that file for y Windows: No, you won't. Updates length of time passes Me: There. I'll double Open office: No, you won't. Updates clock ticks ominously Me: OK, fina Everything: verifying... Check your email, sms, WhatsApp, meta, and probably your old compuserve account

Just a small town girl living in a lonely world and a carpenter boy from south Gallilee. They were going anywhere they could get a leg over and go on and on and on and on.

From the Hallmark Bible (King Lame version)

Nothing against a hockey team but there's a lot of other things I rate higher. And a lot of numbers I trust more than the economic benefit numbers sports teams conjure up. #imho

I walked in on Snow White having sex. She wasn’t fucking Happy.

um

You just described capitalism. And every hand a dollar passes through skims a share. It's high speed tithing

Anyway. Trying out a new thing next week in North London. I really want you to come. Roughly speaking you'll be submitting opinions, via form, and we'll get them all up on a screen and DEBATE THEM together. Live, interactive, and yes anon if you like (via phones) or non-anon, using your face.

We had kaleidoscopes in my day. You could use them indoors any day you wanted. No fuss. Kids today and their "look at me I damn near climbed Kilimanjaro" stories... pfft. Attention seekers, the lot.

It made me sad that a politician got to mint the last penny for a photo op, and not the employee who has probably been minting pennies for 25 years or something. Buncha attention whores, the lot of them.

I'm old enough to switch to the Advil calendar this year

Also, do not shoot them with handguns.

I don't care how James Bond comes back to life, I just wanna see cool action and spy stuff

As do most people, and the reason why is rooted in how our brai Oh.

What a farce

Zoning Practice magazine devotes an entire issue to *checks notes* pickleball noise

My Bluesky this morning: rich people are screwing a few more ten millions of Americans, the Supreme Court will not overturn the gay marriage of Edmund and Fitzgerald, and something something black Christmas shopping days.

Priorities include housing for rough sleepers, a hospice, an animal rescue, and headquarters for the pickleball association. Any guess which gets done first?

Went for a hike to Bro’s Bluff today with my wife and fur child. This is #qathet

ChatGP just knocked on my door and said it needed my wifi PASSWORD to conduct testing on behalf of [MY PREFERED INTERNET PROVIDER] and had permission from my [LANDLORD/HOUSING AUTHORITY].

Elias Delvaux's day off

You have to scroll to the very end of the article to learn why the officers were hounding her ffs. (She opposed ATVs in an area the men used).

I follow lot of local News & forums - so many people are stepping up by stocking up the little food pantries around town, people cooking & delivering meals & a local hair salon has a fridge full of sandwiches & beverages available daily. What I’m not seeing as much are the churches doing the same.

pure swagger

No gal’s been able to lasso this old bachelor yet. I’d like to see them try! I would like that so much. Even just once.

Just wondering what Godot’s hold music is.

No

Most potential pet owners consider things like breeding, size, coat, intelligence, trainability, and temperament. Often overlooked is the crucially important element of aerodynamics, which can greatly affect your gas mileage, raising the overall cost of ownership significantly.

Ditto, but re sex

Interviewer: how do you handle stress? Me: legally?

Rome burns. NPR fiddles with distractions. Will there be Ban The Barb music festicals?

And then he came back?

Daring take Everything else in town is going great. #sarcasm

America?

This doctor said urologists are at the bottom of the scrotum pole. Idk whether to tell him he’s fired or ask him what his bsky handle is

He's not kidding

Jonathan Richman or Warren Zevon

The University of Minnesota just announced the "Meal-A-Day Program" which will provide one meal a day for SNAP benefit recipients while the SNAP program is limited or unavailable. This makes me very happy. A lot of students, faculty, and staff at the U need this, unfortunately.

I’m doing research for a project and found out about the “don’t buy where you can’t work” movement during the depression, where Black people boycotted and picketed places that wouldn’t hire us. Shout out to everyone who’s not going back to Target!

OMFG This is so cruel! Where are the woke fucking animal protection tub thumpers now? Please please please people, do not try this at home. Cats are not food. It's cruel, you'll get hairballs, and their bones are brittle and can choke you. Eat a gerbil if you're hungry!

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...