It’s refreshing in a world of constant monitoring by websites and apps that OpenTable has no idea where I live and no concept of serving up relevant restaurant recs to me. Instead it shows me places I visited one time a year ago, hours away from me. Seriously never change

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

For real though you all need to LOCK IN

Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.

pretty good

You mean to tell me we can fly humans to the Moon but STILL can’t put 1990s American-Canadian dramedy due South on a streaming service?!

First look at the Moon and Earth together! 4 people on the left, 8.3 billion people on the right 🌎

Reminds me of when The Expanse writers & actors would tweet NASA & ESA & they’d answer in Belter Creole

Let me get a paper bag real quick to hyperventilate into while the Artemis crew is in radio blackout

THE NUTELLA HAS COME LOOSE

I’ve seen a few of these Artemis tracker sites pop up but the thing that’s annoying is none of them are using JPLs API to pull in real data. So I’ve created my own version that does with some sci-fi flare of course. Check it here: lcarsworkshop.com/artemis #nasa #artemis

I hate every bot I see. From gpa to gpt

Countdown to the release of Faith of Beasts... Tell your friends and remind your enemies. www.amazon.com/Faith-Beasts...

DTF St. Louis really has Steven Conrad’s vision and the cast on all cylinders. www.thewrap.com/creative-con...

Thirty-one years ago today, the New Orleans-based alternative rock band Better than Ezra released its hit single “Good,” marking the first-ever Good Friday, which has now grown into a major holiday celebrated throughout the world.

If spring why cold

I am going to call these brands’ bluffs and demand they serve the fake products they’re pitching for April Fool’s

NASA's Artemis II mission aims to send four astronauts around the moon on a roughly 10-day journey that could help pave the way toward a future lunar landing. n.pr/3PIci2C

Fully Project Hail Mary-pilled. I loved the book, and it’s a good adaptation. It also wields the tools of cinema: visuals, color, performance, score so successfully to create an incredible audience experience. I was fully with it and moved by awe and emotion several times. Go see it!

when replying on bluesky, remember that any word in the original post can be used as a springboard for incoherent free association

World is fucked but I’m eatin pretty good in my fandoms today

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the modest little app also called Sora that lets kids check out ebooks from their school library

i guess the guy reacher KO'd is a british guy who displays a MAGA hat? i think this one's a wrap.

This really is an encapsulation of what being an American is: experiencing something needlessly cruel and profoundly stupid while propaganda you can’t turn off blares about how free and lucky you are

Cool how I used to be able to look something up and it would show all the words at once. Now companies show me each word of a sentence rolling out individually and it doesn’t even give me what I want

Whatever studio has The Nice Guys could print money right now by simply re-releasing it in theaters

I’ve grown to love maple weekends in New York. First off maple everything, second the timing with winter breaking, third the whole production is interesting & has fire, fourth I will be taking home one gallon of farm fresh maple syrup

Democratic consultants: To replicate Mamdani’s success with the young people we must appeal to their short attention spans with memes and TikTok Mamdani (actual quote): In the fifth century in what we now know as Ireland, a British warlord named Coroticus had laid waste to the countryside

I just overheard my daughter talking to her friend in the other room: “I don’t know why they call it artificial intelligence; they could call it artificial idiot” 🥺🥺🥺 The kids are alright

New rule: if your for-profit company is "too big to fail", you get nationalised, not bailed out.

Obligatory:

Sinners deserves Best Cinematographer simply for the fact that it's a modern movie where you can tell what's going on during all the night scenes

“woke zamboni” is, objectively speaking, the coolest possible vehicle

I watched the first episode of DTF St. Louis and I am delighted that Steven Conrad’s creative DNA that I loved so much in Patriot is on display. His writing for dialogue is so unique and the show’s cinematography looks great.

Interesting. It seems like for the duration of a 2-pack of Costco-sized bottles of generic Zyrtec I’ve been taking daily allergy medicine that may cause drowsiness

Must read: xAI is poisoning Mississippi, captured via thermal imaging.

I am just so sick of people like this driving any kind of thought policing or having an iota of influence on culture. They have nothing and we all have to organize around it; it’s embarrassing

freakin hell yeah

James Gunn really got it with the shots of the Sun charging up Superman because it’s the first 50 degree day I’ve experienced in 5 months and I feel like I could fly

It’s Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil, and buddy, I’m all out of Tony Dokoupil

I just finished the Wonder Man series and Marvel is completely shitting the bed if they fail to continue with Yahya and Kingsley in some capacity

Maybe it’s the gummy but the article headline is hitting me wildly

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

It is a humiliation ritual to visit a website in 2026.

Many people begin to go gray starting at their temples for a nice distinguished look. I feel like mine is starting solely in my eyebrows

My son is playing Uncharted 1 remastered and this game has Nathan Drake climbing through the jungle in jeans like RFK Jr