Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.” Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.

I for one think the Epstein Ballroom will be magnificent. I love the decor theme of “what if Uday Hussein ran a Ramada Inn.” And giving it a theme song everyone will associate with it is a stroke of brilliance! “Thank Heaven for Little Girls” is very catchy.

I always just kind of assumed that the West Wing was for offices and the East Wing was the living space. So finding out today that no actually it's the place where women have historically exercised some modicum of soft power is clarifying today on a number of levels

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

well i think naming a ballroom after your best friend is something to be celebrated tbh

All of the Clinton-era conservative pearl clutching about the sanctity of the White House and the Democrats’ disrespect seems like it’s from another world now. There was a whole scandal because Al Gore made fundraising calls from inside the building. They investigated the Clintons’ cat!

Nothing’s funny anymore, but “23% of Americans yearn for the White House East Wing to be demolished” is sort of funny.

Neighbor Arriving Home At Same Time Offers Brief, Beguiling Glimpse Inside Apartment https://theonion.com/neighbor-arriving-home-at-same-time-offers-brief-begui-1819580042/

How conveniently they forget.

NEW: CU Boulder sophomore Nathaniel Ellis has been identified as a member of the white supremacist groups Patriot Front and Active Club. Nathan is on the Executive Board for CU Boulder's Turning Point USA Chapter. Read the full report: frontrangeantifa.noblogs.org/nathan-ellis/

got into an unexpected fistfight with an octopus got suckerpunched

I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak

The smash n grab presidency.

Japan ranks low in gender equality among developed nations. The first woman to lead the country is an ultraconservative who cites Margaret Thatcher as a role model. She also loves heavy metal. n.pr/4hlukkV

Anytime I see anything about the Tune Inn, it just brings me back to family law, gotta love Father O'Brien.

Bonus panel here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/witch #smbc

Wow. Sidney Reid, the DC woman just found not guilty of assaulting an FBI agent, issues a withering and gutsy statement on Trump through her attorneys. "I feel sorry for the prosecutors really, who must be burdened by Trump's irrational and unfounded hatred for his fellow man." It's a must-read:

ICE is stockpiling arms, including chemical weapons, guided missile warheads and explosive components. The spending dwarfs anything we've ever seen in the agency - a 700% increase. The President is building an army to attack his own country.

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The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein

WELL HOW ABOUT THAT "A millionaire levy in Massachusetts has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing significant high-profile departures from the state." www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Blue states need to get on the bandwagon, why are we so slow to react to this shit man

If you’re wanting to help your local food bank, GIVE THEM CASH. They can stretch the dollar much farther than you buying and donating canned goods.

Anyone else seeing this stuff about the KKK in Mechanicsburg PA walking in the Halloween parade and handing out business cards in children's candy buckets? Like what? local21news.com/news/local/m...

One of the weird things about being an Old Webcartoonist is I often feel like I got unfairly grandfathered into a better system we used to have? Like I know lots of younger artists who get way more clicks or views or whatever who make very little money.

Also, not for nothing, but I work in government contracting, and there is a literally 0% chance you go from “I wanna build this” in March to “full bore demo and construction” in October by doing it all on the up and up. Absolutely 100% a zero chance of that.

The kind of brain that can look at this wanton destruction of a quintessentially American symbol and think "looks cool, boss" is the same kind of brain that watched all of Star Trek and somehow didn't notice how woke the show is. 6th grade reading level, and all that.

Giddy for the moment Mike Johnson says he hasn't seen this footage and isn't familiar with the incident in question

Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU

Over $27,000 for a year of "bronze" level health insurance. And this plan has a $12,000 deductible. So you have to pay $39,000 before the insurance company will pay for a single dollar worth of healthcare.

Ugh my vet likes to stop renewing my boys SO food prescription if I haven’t gone back in a year even when they haven’t been sick and it annoys the fuck out of me makes me want to find a different one.

While the louvre heist was a fascinating story today, it sadly took attention away from another developing story in Cairo where a mummy escaped from the museum of antiquities.

this is a betrayal of the rust belt coffee farmers who voted for him to bring the plantations back to gary indiana

TURN THIS UP

Republicans have been calling the “No Kings” protests a “Hate America rally.” So, we asked protestors what they thought about it. Here are their responses.

A lot of these red states are gerrymandered to the hilt as well. Republicans are making it almost impossible for people to vote their way out of this mess

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative

One of the best fun facts I have is that I worked at the winery where the grape lady fell off the platform when I first got out of college and she fell because she insisted the winery workers pick it up and turn it around so the safety rail would be behind her because she didn’t want it in the shot

Kristi Noem Looms In Background During Entire Episode Of ‘90 Day Fiancé’ https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-looms-in-background-during-entire-episode-of-90-day-fiance/

“They literally ushered us into the street to protest and immediately after started beating the shit out of us.” This is 100% an accurate description of how this started. Broadview PD mishandled the situation from the start, then unleashed ISP to beat the protesters they’d led into the street.

It’s painfully clear. By refusing to swear in Adelita Grijalva, Speaker Johnson’s covering up Jeffrey Epstein’s global sex-trafficking ring. Hey GOP: Bring back the House, cancel your health care cuts, reopen the government and release the files.