"Terrorism" on the left. "Protest" on the right.

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I like a challenge

After Paradise and The Capture it’s fair to say now the new trope in town is that if the unseen baddie is referred to just by a first name, like Susan or Paul then it’s going to be an AI

Death to all motorway services that are not right next to the road.

Aw I'm always in such a good mood on days where the promised genocide hasn't occurred 🎈☀️🥳🎉🥂

Just been approached by Huel to see if I'll be part of their paid influencer campaign. I don't think they're quite across what I do for a living. (FWIW, and in the interests of having influence, I regard Huel as a soul destroying, miserable product and the death of all that is worth living for.)

When are we gonna admit that billionaire‑ism is an illness? They’re hoarders No control, insatiable greed & their hoarding just drains every one of us They cut wages, buy politicians & bleed the planet just to watch a number tick up that they’ll never spend Sick in the head.

Dear Shabana, Let's clear some things up around migration and remember we're talking about people's lives.

kind of amazing that everything trump does can be understood through the lens of narcissism and it's related needs (e.g., self aggrandizement, revenge, domination, grievance validation). i don't think any character has been so one-dimensional, not even wile e coyote or scrooge mcduck

I've never known anyone who was obsessed with immigration who wasn't an out and out loser and an absolute racist bigot. I'm saying it because it's simply not said enough.

Plus Toy Story 5 is out soon so he’s probs needed for the promo tour

C’mon France

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

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You’re gonna see so many columns in the UK press deducing Starmer’s master strategy but the truth is Europe let Gaza, Iran, Venezuela etc. happen because they wanted it, now the beast is coming for them, the EU has just enough clout to respond as a bloc but the UK is out in the cold and fucked.

It was……….Trump‘s regime

This does not surprise me at all Trump's America is no longer an ally; it's a liability French intelligence, working with Ukraine, deliberately fed false high-level intelligence to Trump's regime to test whether it would leak... 🇬🇧🇫🇷🇪🇺 💔 🇺🇸

Absolutely perfect cover

Please, never be shy telling an author you loved their books. It’s seriously what gets us through.

I don't know about this, Woody. Maybe the guitar could say 'This machine gives fascists better training'?

I am begging Starmer to be a sensible boring centrist who makes hard compromises and gets things done. But he’s not, while having the charisma of someone who is.

US Government Official on Mufasa's Death

The main steam media (in almost every country) The story is contested; there are two sides of the story (this includes The News Agents - disappointed in them) NO, the ICE agents murdered Renee Nicole Good. Any other narrative flies in the face of basic facts STOP giving credence to lies

Jake Paul got his face busted, Andrew Tate got mollywopped, and a Nazi died falling out of a tree? Things are looking up. Maybe the tides are turning.

Just so we're clear, one incident of alleged anti-semitism by a musician = a major national scandal that should be roundly condemned. Multiple incidents of alleged anti-semitism from the man leading the race to run the country = a load of nothing that should be completely ignored

Frantically deleting all my negative posts about The Hamburglar after I get a job at McDonald’s

What’s Andy Warhol up to, signing Deal Or No Deal? #famousforfiveminutes

Portrait of Shabana Mahmood.

This is going to go sooo well. Can’t wait for it

Divine - BOTD

Ok. They’ve pissed me off. I’m back to tell you 3 things about ID cards: 1. Migrants ALREADY HAVE biometric ID cards & govts have been trying to digitise them for years w repeated fuckups & failures causing complete chaos - they don’t work, you do not want that system for you.

Oh dear. It seems Dr. Oz’s company sells Trump‘s big autism cure. What a crazy happenstance.

if I catch you wearing smart glasses near me I'm smacking that shit off your face so quick

It’s not just that what America has become is extremely alarming, it’s that it’s also toe-curlingly pathetic. Loser-shit. Land of the fucking cringe, lads

WGA Statement on ABC’s Decision to Pull Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Wouldn’t it be amazing if Trump stayed overnight in Windsor Castle but tomorrow, the royals just come out and wave, and he doesn’t. It’s never mentioned again. But on Sunday, by the town hall, the whole of Windsor, rich and poor, gathers to tuck into this enormous fuck-off pie.

Former US Green Beret who was one of the armed American security guards in Gaza, "Without question I witnessed war crimes by the Israeli Defence Forces, without a doubt, using artillery rounds, mortar rounds, firing tank rounds into unarmed civilians"

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🚨 RIGHT NOW opposite Labour Party HQ in London. We’ve turned their street into Jabaliya camp in Gaza. A genocide is happening, but the Labour government is supplying weapons, intelligence and diplomatic cover to the perpetrator. Protesting this is not terrorism.