Trump's brain drain

He might be randy But he is far from fine

The word 'pizza' appears 859 times in the Epstein files and there are worries that in some cases it is actually referring to something else. The Telegraph has previously reported that paedophiles were using cheese and pizza emojis to represent the initials 'CP', which means 'child pornography'.

Work life balance? Nigel Farage has never done a hard days work in his life He avoided work as an MEP and avoids any work as an MP

Actress Terry Farrell, as Jadzia Dax looking particularly dashing in her original series Star Trek uniform Deep Space Nine, Trials and Tribble-ations Their mission was to go back in time and prevent James Kirk from being assassinated

This is actually a great idea for political flyers Go Kat!

Actress Terry Farrell, as Jadzia Dax looking particularly dashing in her original series Star Trek uniform Deep Space Nine, Trials and Tribble-ations

Dark prisons, AKA concentration camps... In the cradle of liberty 🇺🇸

Ah, the old "that bit fell off the PDF on its way to the printers" excuse A Reform MP has insisted the party "has done nothing wrong" following claims it broke electoral law with a leaflet it sent out without identifying it was from Reform UK ahead of the Gorton and Denton by-election

ICE are child abusers

Good, Tim Allan was a dire comms director, truly awful Starmer's communications director quits but No 10 insists PM has no plans to step down

Most MSN TV news shows Let's look at the newspaper headlines to find out what is in the news Yes, let's ask offshore billionaire-owned news sites what is important Rather than the issues actually affecting normal people who are not media-owning billionaires

"free speech victims", what a bunch of wilting wallflowers these freeze peach warriors are Sarah Rogers: British free speech victims should seek asylum in US

On the news of Morgan McSweeney's resignation One Labour MP (A Blue Labour headbanger, no doubt) said it represents "full speed ahead to uber-woke, net-zeroist, rejoinerism" WTF is that MP doing in the Labour Party, that is Reform UK language

The plan is that by November, ICE will be turned into VIE Voter Intimidation and Enforcement Steve Bannon: "We're gonna have ICE surround the polls come November"

Morgan McSweeney quits as PM's chief of staff following Mandelson scandal About bloody time, but I bet the rest of his Blue Labour team are still in place

Reform UK "we saved shed loads of money on things where no money was going to be spent and things that never happened" Like saying you saved £300,000 by not buying a second home, you were never going to buy anyway Reform-run Kent council accused of fabricating £40m net zero savings

Friends

The tech bros think they are the cleverest minds on the planet But none of them have an ounce of wisdom Epstein took this photo at a 2015 dinner with Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk and emailed it to himself

If Donald Trump doesn't get a gold medal at the Winter Olympics, there will be trouble

I’ve managed to fix The Times Magazine cover for this weekend. Hope this helps. 😊

They keep redacting the pedophiles and perpetrators from the Epstein files "New Brazilian just arrived, sexy and cute, =9yo"

Mark Kermode reviews Melania, so you don't have to match the new MAGA version of "Triumph of the Will" You get the lowdown on this piece of crap in only 9 minutes

Protector of American women… Unless, of course, they are on Epstein's Island Or returning from dropping their kids off to school

The military should refuse to obey illegal orders Religious freedom group says US military members were 'pressured' by commanders to see 'Melania'

I am willing to bet that Angela Raynor was politically ambushed by Peter Mandelson and Morgan McSweeney over the stamp duty issue

Cruelty is their modus vivendi Fed agents have orders to be inhuman

Blue Labour are Tories Prove me wrong

Apparently, Morgan McSweeney is a political strategy genius: Chased right-wing voters Went full on Reform UK on immigration Tanked Labour's popularity Removed the whip from rebel MPs Decided it was a good idea to get Peter Mandelson back in government And Starmer is defending him

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

The purpose of a corporate communication department is to literally sweat over tiny details that literally the rest of the world does not give a feck about

Morgan McSweeney has become an albatross around Starmer's neck and a Grima Wormtongue of Labour politics A liability that Keir seems determined to keep in place I don't think they realise just how pissed off Labour MPs and members are with how they have both conducted themselves over Mandelson

America Choosing the most expensive way possible to shoot down one shitty Shahed drone

ICE agents who signed up to work for corrupt crooks, surprised they get shafted ‘I Haven’t Been Paid’ ICE Agents Say Bonus Checks Never Showed Up New ICE hires have taken to social media to express frustration over missing paychecks, hiring bonuses, and health insurance weeks after starting work

Every business Donald Tromp controls, fails

Private Eye magazine is named in the Epstein files But only because the gang of rich pedos hate Private Eye magazine Note to Americans. 🇬🇧 Private Eye is a bit like The Onion, but with a side order of serious investigative journalism, covering the stories that other publications avoid

He has sent hither swarms of officers to harass our people He has excited domestic insurrection among us For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us He has kept among us, in times of peace, standing armies without our consent Grievances of the US Declaration of Independence 🇺🇸 1776

They were told to redact the victims, not the perpetrators

This all happened before, a thread

Apparently, they should have made the ending of The Titanic less predictable

And you think Trump and the Republicans are unpopular now You ain't seen nothing yet New SNAP (Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program) work requirements set to go into effect on Feb. 1 with millions at risk of losing benefits

Summary: Kristi Noem's outright lies did not land Noem says her response to Pretti shooting may have been wrong

Putin is running out of time

I think this will be the least watched film of all time, even below the sort of films that are so bad, people watch them just to see how shit the film is

Taking on the global establishment Emptying the swamp By welcoming more billionaires into the Republican power base

Ouch, that's even worse than the Guardian review of The Russ Abbot Show

West Midlands Railway joins publicly owned network London Northwestern Railway and West Midlands Railway will be publicly run from Sunday. The two services, operated by West Midlands Trains (WMT), will join Great British Railways, the new publicly-owned body set to run the UK's rail network.

WTF is Konstantin Kisin doing on BBC Question Time? Perhaps if I were a Russian rich kid, who failed to get a degree, despite being minted, then set up an alt-right podcast and YouTube channel, then I too can appear on the BBC's flagship political discussion program Is that how this shit works?

How dare Ukraine attack Russian airfields, when [checks notes] Russia is bombing Ukrainian cities and families Captain bone spurs is a Putin fluffer