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Is Nicki Minaj picking up those mid west rural middle aged white fans yet?

Elon Musk is a genius 😂

I really hope Donald Trump lasts until 2028 We can't have JD Vance as US president. He is a combination of dangerous, bad-tempered and stupid

Fascism doesn't like you filming them being fash 📹 "Justice Department says filming immigration raids is 'domestic terrorism' A leaked Justice Department memo directs federal prosecutors to press "domestic terrorism" charges against individuals who record immigration operations."

🇷🇺 Russia, second most powerful army in the world 🐴

1961 Hi-Speed Butterchief by AVK Electronics Or you could just use a knife

The white House posted this AI video on social media, then promptly took it down after online outrage In it, Santa Claus has a naughty list of journalists and news organisations Donald Trump wants to take down The final message, "Better luck next Christmas!" Threatening journalists

Trump has a spiritual advisor? ‘This is blasphemy’: Trump’s spiritual advisor stuns with clip comparing president to God

Yes please

You would expect Elon Musk to be spending Christmas with some of his family, and posting pictures by the fireside But no, it would appear Musk has spent Christmas with his new best friend, Grok

A Liverpool chippy stays open on Christmas day for a special reason. Portland's Fish and Chips, on Sefton Street, in Liverpool, is offering free food for a second year running. Owner Mubinul Hoque and his dedicated team will be offering a free, hearty Christmas Day meal to those who need it most.

Christmas message from Darth Vader "Merry Christmas to all, including the Rebel Scum that is doing everything possible to destroy the Galactic Empire, but are failing badly."

As long as it keeps him distracted

Cancer Man from the X Files is still alive and kicking, at 87 William B. Davis used herbal cigarettes on the show and campaigned against smoking with the Canadian Cancer Society He's just been on Up in Smoke on BBC Radio 4

It has taken me nearly 3 hours to drink one bottle of beer

Trump answers kids' Christmas calls to NORAD Santa Tracker “We want to make sure that Santa is being good. Santa’s a very good person" “We want to make sure that he’s not infiltrated, that we’re not infiltrating into our country a bad Santa.”

There has never been an episode of Midsomer Murders where somebody is murdered on a council estate by somebody on housing benefits

Putin's plan is to always ask for more to make an 'acceptable' peace plan Zelenskyy's plan is to make concessions, look like the reasonable one, knowing that Russia will always turn down any plan and ask for more Russia to demand major changes to Ukraine-US agreed plan to end war

A peace on earth, good will toward men, Christmas message from Donald Trump

Radio 4 PM, the sound quality is really bad

Santa has started delivering presents 🎅 Track his progress on the Official NORAD Tracks Santa website (North American Aerospace Defense Command) Currently, he is over China www.noradsanta.org/en/map?mod=l...

In 3-4 hours time, people in Sydney, Australia, will be waking up to Christmas Day

All the presents ready, all the food is bought (forgot milk) Tree decorated A Festival of Nine Lessons and Carols playing on Radio 4 Christmas has arrived 🎄🎶

Speaker Mike Johnson Laser focused on all the important stuff "Speaker Johnson says he is pursuing construction of a Charlie Kirk statue at the U.S. Capitol."

“Next time we communicate I will adopt a cunning pseudonym A from Balmoral, nobody will guess who I am.”

The Heritage Foundation is imploding What the fall of the Heritage Foundation says about the future of conservatism in the U.S.

Unfortunately for Russell Brand, he is not a royal and we don't have a president who can pardon him Russell Brand charged with new rape and sexual assault offences

Wow Looks like something out of a fantasy film

Donald Trump announces the new Trump class US Navy battleship (I kid you not) It will never leave port due to bone spurs

This government will U-turn on anything but Starmer's EU red lines

Everything has to have his fecking name on it Donald Trump announces "Trump-class' Navy battleships for a new 'Golden Fleet'

New redacted photo from the Epstein files

Next week's headline will be Nicki Minaj complaining that she is being cancelled by Antifa

Good doggy

I call this 🐂 💩

Other politicians should follow Kat's lead

Far too early Driving Home for Christmas singer Chris Rea dies aged 74

What goes around comes around

Greenland is back on the menu boys! The USA and Russia plan to carve up the Arctic and drill baby drill

Karma & circles & shit

Sleigh bells ring are you listening? In Hyde Park, coke is glistening A typical sight, a massive fist fight Brawling in the Winter Wonderland

I didn't know Donald Trump was the victim in the Epstein files

Just imagine what Nigel Farage could destroy if he ever gains power

David Walliams is to launch a podcast called The Rest is Misogyny

A seasonal Christmas message from born-again Tommy Robinson And it's not “peace on earth, good will toward men.”

And what about Iraq and Afghanistan? Rubio on Russia-Ukraine: "It's not our war. It's a war on another continent."

I am going to put on my resume that I can pick out a giraffe from pictures of a lion, giraffe, fish and a hippopotamus Should guarantee my resume goes to the top of the pile 🦁 🦒 🐟 🦛

PANTONE have decided to go with a new color of the year for 2025 PANTONE Black C ████████████

New logo for the Republican Party revealed