The new BBC commentator on the news sounds like an AI

Unleasing Lisa Nandy as your go-to defence is basically admitting defeat She literally looks like defeat

Meanwhile the Iranians have calculated that can endure months of punishment, as long as this conflict hurts the Americans and Trump more than it hurts them

Massive warehouse fire in Moscow Left lane is buckling and collapsing, but it looks like Russia still thinks it is totally okay for traffic to still use the right lane Crazy stuff 🔥

Millions of 🇬🇧 British patriots flock to Parliament Square to witness born-again Christian and prophet, Tommy Robinson, turn water into Stella Artois

Brexit is already a wreck 🔥

"Next. Crucifixion?" "Yes." "Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each." 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆

I am still amazed how UK politicians still don't understand the difference between the EU customs union and the single market A custom union just means we trade on the same terms with countries outside of the EU It does precious little to free up trade with Europe, only the Single Market does that

Ed Davey A custom union does very little, and you know it A custom union unites trade policy vis-à-vis external trading partners It does not create frictionless trade with our biggest market – Europe This is basic stuff, it's the single market that unleashes UK trade, don't pretend otherwise

Looks at the "millions' of Tommy Robinson supporters gathering in, check notes, the small area of Parliament Square I have seen village fetes with more people

So, on Tommy's Unite Britain march it looks like about 5,000 – 6,000 attended I am assuming the other millions are all in the surrounding pubs or looking for a toilet

Do they stock bleach, hydroxychloroquine, alkaline water and ketamine? White House unveils 'hospital and medical facilities' hidden in Trump's secret ballroom

Vibe voters God help us

Morgan McSweeney got him into this mess He's the last person on earth that can save Keir Starmer's premiership What is he thinking?

“A cannier, cleverer organ grinder had Trump dancing for the entertainment of all the countries China wishes to influence. Which is everyone.”

I guarantee that none of those Jan 6 mugs will see a single dollar of Trump's compensation fund It will all disappear into the Trump family corruption nest egg

I can't wait to see who Reform UK decide to field in the Makerfield by-election They may have to do some vetting this time Any suggestions?

A smart move by the British army - defensive drones. We have, no doubt, been getting advice from the Ukrainians

What a pity I was looking forward to seeing Matt Goodwin lose another election "Matt Goodwin, the Reform candidate who came second to the Greens in Manchester's Gorton and Denton byelection, has ruled himself out of running in the upcoming Makerfield byelection."

I am hoping Reform UK will be unable to grow their vote by much in the Makerfield by-election Their success thus far has mostly been at the cost of the Conservative vote They will campaign to bin Burnham, which, in my opinion, is not a winning strategy Makerfield election results 👇

You can always find thick white people to hold up signs to support a republican who is causing the precise problem that they are complaining about

Reform UK A party of idiots and fruitcakes

BBC radio comedy Canned laughter is just ruining everything And the worst thing is it is so transparent and obvious

Stop being so critical, people Donald Trump is clearly meditating Deeply contemplating, obviously

Trump has been watching some weird sci fi shit on late night TV again

Perhaps they can fix this under babied issue with some sort of plan We could call in The Handmaids or something

Let's give Reform UK a go, they say Putting the bigoted, and stupid in charge of your local area, who only care about melting muslims and flags What could possibly go wrong?

You can bet Trump's judicial nominees have much clearer opinions on the The Second Amendment

Download the Brave browser, it is chromium based, will transfer all your bookmarks and passwords It can use any Chrome extensions you have grown to rely on And without all the Google surveillance, tracking and AI shite

To be fair, I once turned up to a freelance job in Bourne End, only to realise there were two Bourne Ends One is in Buckinghamshire, the other is in Hertfordshire

Wes Streeting would be another poor leader for Labour He is just Blue Labour Starmer with a younger face Starmer faces fight to survive as Streeting and Rayner eye leadership bids

Turns out nobody likes Blue Labour Not Reform voters and certainly not Labour voters So let's stick to more of the same More red lines, more anti immigration

Meta staff can easily tell if they are interacting with AI Mark Zuckerberg The AI has more charisma Meta is building an AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to interact with staff

I despise evil men and women But what I most hate is false Christians They wrap themselves up in Jesus, while ignoring his teachings

Kings 17:12 And they served idols, of which the Lord had said to them, ‘You shall not do this.'

🇷🇺 Live coverage of the May Day parade in Moscow

Just read David Attenborough's Wikipedia page His achievements are even more impressive than I thought Didn't know he was the controller of BB2 in the 1960s

I am beginning to think that Morgan McSweeney and Blue Labour were hired by rich billionaires to wreck the Labour party and bolster the hard right

Well with Reform UK in charge of more councils, at least we will have more flags, so there is that Because that's the only thing they are bothered to carry out

It is amazing how a slightly boring ex-lawyer has managed to become so hated by the electorate But I guess Starmer has spent his entire political career breaking promises, switching positions and alienating people Nobody knows what he stands for on domestic policy

Low information voters sure do like voting to make most of us poorer If they keep voting for reform, they are going to find that they have lost free healthcare as well Believing a bunch of rich white men are going to make their lives better

Now we will have to wait and see how many new Reform councillors step down, resign or get involved in a racism or antisemitic scandal

When is Nigel Farage going to announce widespread election fraud?

My favourite part of the film The Battle of Britain "Repeat please" 🇵🇱

BBC Radio 4 are re-running the radio drama Life Lines at the moment Award winning drama set in an Ambulance Control Room I cannot recommend this radio drama enough It is absolutely stellar Also available on Spotify

Great news! 🇷🇺 Russia might replace Putin with Sergei Shoigu, who - checks notes - is every bit as bad as Vladimir Putin "European intelligence reports potential Russian coup involving Sergei Shoigu"

The world's biggest powers have spent trillions of dollars building up advanced militaries with the most expensive weapons ever seen Only to find they cannot subdue countries with cheap drones And the best defence against drones are not patriot missiles, but Flakpanzers and cheap killer drones

Could someone gift me 5 million quid to cover my security costs? There is a very real threat that somebody might throw a milkshake at me

I thought, this is surely a joke, but aparently trump wants passports issued in Washington DC, with his image on the inside cover US to issue passports featuring Trump’s picture to commemorate America’s 250th anniversary

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