Hit singles: -Odor of a lonely fart -Wasting away in Mar-a-Lardoville -Knocking on Kevin’s door -12 Days of Fooking Chreestmuz -I shot the Sheriff on 5th Ave -Paved paradise, put up a ballroom -Rockin’ in the tariff world -We are crime family & the new hit -We are the World, SNAP version

Best plan in the world.

Amerikkka elected a fucking monster.

He wants you all to suffer while he builds his pathetic ballroom, cheats at his weekend golf outings & keeps the gov shutdown all bc he’s in the pedo Epstein Files, cover to cover. The gov may never re-open under this moron.

Either Malaria jumped out or the smell was so bad, they left the trunk open on his way to the airport in FL.

The color of your skin makes a huge difference to the racist MAGA morons.

The boiling point of anger & hate has passed…when is the Revolution? The destruction of the East Wing is a metaphor for what he is doing to the country. This is a vile monster in the Whore House, raping the gov coffers and shitting on Amerikkkans without a conscience. Fuck him and his whore wife.

The bullshit these morons spew is beyond belief, that fucker has no friends.

Who knew?

Pick a square, any square! Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

The hypocrisy never ends with these morons.

Dirty rat bastard.

While millions go without food, healthcare premiums are doubled & tripled, ICE goons are disappearing citizens & the economy is tanking, this tone deaf asshole feels it’s imperative to spend your tax $$ so he can cheat at golf. #IsHeDeadYet? #FuckThisMoron #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

Maximus Felonious approves!!!

Dozing Don the Con.

He’s had more strokes than on the golf course.

Karma is a stinky bitch!

The future we all want to see!

Slurp!

Et tu asshole?

Air Force Lolita…pedophiles travel for free.

When isn’t he lying? Only the informed and rational folks know the truth, the rest are oblivious and eat up his bullshit word for word. Listen to any MAGA moron & all they do is parrot the asshole.

This asshole is worried about the Blue Tsunami coming next yr…he says if the Dems take the House or Senate, he’ll end up in prison again along with other GQP hate mongers. Well, that’s the plan fucknuts, so pack your bag and toothbrush, your cell is waiting.

75 million stupid morons voted for this POS, so there’s a lot more ignorance out there.

Ho Ho Ho Holy Shit! He’s on everyone’s list. #IsHeDeadYet?

This insane & evil motherfucker is tanking the economy & his popularity. But in his sick mind, he’s doing beautiful, bigly things. It’s time for the straight jacket & rubber room…lock this asshole up!

Dozing Don…when you’re up all night rage tweeting on Bullshit Social about Biden this & Biden that, lying about tariffs, the economy, the price of eggs, nothing else is important…especially the day to day business in the Oral Office at the Whore House. Thought he was dead at first glance…d’oh!

Be like Pritzker.

Only a monster would appeal a ruling from a federal judge to pay the full amount for SNAP benefits for 42M Amerikkkans…maybe he’ll think about it over golf this weekend.

Keanu is 100% correct!

Going to need the Quicker-Picker-Upper for this mess.

Wah!!!! Waaahhhhhhh! Waaaaahhhhhhhhh! I want my mommy!!! My butt hurts!

Hold the mustard! NOT GUILTY!! Fresh from the courthouse, ham & cheese guy is set free after court finds ICE agent may have been full of bologna with his testimony. Supersize me! I’m gonna go celebrate this victory with a Meatball Footlong on Italian!

Every billionaire got there bc they’re greedy fucking bastards. It’s time to tax these assholes to the hilt & when they refuse to pay their fair share, you lock them up.

Let’s see a show of hands, come on, you know you do it. I’m guilty.

The GQP continues to ignore the truth all to protect a pedophile/ rapist in the Whore House. This shutdown may only end with the Fat Fucks demise after a hamberder created infarction. I don’t see them returning anytime soon, especially after last nights debacle at the polls.

The alternative doesn’t look that great, so maybe being ousted from the Whore House isn’t a bad idea…at least he’ll be able to golf until he’s imprisoned.

A natural embarrassment never disappoints.

The protests are fine, but the real kicker is the voting booth. Hopefully, the Dems will continue to turn up at the polls. Don’t be surprised if the Mango Mussolini finds a way to stop the midterm elections after last nights victories across Amerikkka…he’s shitting bricks now.

There we have it! Tramp isn’t going to like this, but this fucker finally spoke the truth.

No surprise…he’s a fucking disaster. #ETTD

Wear that stupid fucking hat at your own risk…let’s make Amerikkka great by burning every single disgusting fucking hat in the process. FAFO!

Chantal Hebert, one of Canada’s best political commentators & journalist. Her insight is spot on, her integrity is amazing & she speaks with experience & great knowledge of the Cdn political scene. When she says PP is an ass, you believe her!

The Wicked Whack-job of West Palm Beach.

This.

Amerikkka the vulgar.

Dick Cheney is dead…no further comment.

JD Couchfucker has googly eyes for Erica Jirk, the grieving cunt.

He’s been accused of rape over & over & over, yet he never says he’ll sue, I wonder why? Oh, the can of worms this would unleash if he were to snap & finally file a lawsuit. He’s dumb enough to do it.

Elbows Up, Motherfucker!!! Canada will never bend over for this asshole.