mood

The sorrow of not being able to go "heyyyyyy dude" to a mutual who's doing ban evasion.

3 Day Suspension for posting a protest sign lmao Go fuck yourself @aaron.bsky.team. You and your Nazi Sympathizers will not fucking get rid of me.

your penis grows slightly bigger at night because of the moons gravitational pull

gifting myself a box of chocolates and roses before i jack myself off

lol

rainbow gathering

Well, well, well. 😑

'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once

There’s only 20 members. 4 officers for the club are: - Reese Hogan - Membership director - Finley McIntosh - President - Ethan Rivera - Treasurer - Ben McKenzie - Vice President

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathes* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

rainbow gathering

They are crazed Nords roaming the forest. Stay away from them.

I'm sure a ton of people have pointed this out, but Lister = Vyvyan Rimmer = Rik Cat = Mike Holly = Neil

less "pop of roach" more "proper roach" amirite (yes)

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

Like I will make it clear that if someone runs on prosecuting Jan 6th actors, Trump, the whole group for their crimes, abolishing ICE, and busting the Epstein rape conspiracy ring, that has my vote. That will get me to advocate for you.

more cultures have myths that boil down to 'a guy was welcomed into a place, ate their food, and then betrayed them and for this act of cruelty and cowardice he was murdered by the gods themselves' than they have proper creation myths, btw.

as simple as that

I cry for all the Liams who do not have the public image that this one does and who are now languishing in horrid conditions. And I protest for them.

I was behind a logging truck the other day on the interstate and I didn't even change lanes. Who cares anymore

bluesky banned my dang guitar teacher

For Black people who don’t think immigration is our problem…

Alright chat, I need help. There's an actor out there that kinda looks like Jack mcbrayer, but maybe a little more conventionally handsome and also big teeth and pretty derpy looking. I don't remember what he's been in so no help there. Just remember him being enthusiastic

"/pol/ was the brainchild of a pedofascist sex trafficker Mossad asset" is a sentence I can easily comprehend because, yeah sure why not

finding out that 100% of the "rude" tag warnings are applied manually by bsky mod staff has been enriching because now whenever i see a post that objectively rocks tagged "rude" i know that some bsky mod was getting mad about what a good post it is

red dwarf

my brain at the grocery store: you need pickles

red dwarf

Omfg you guys pupusas are god tier food

it's still wild to me to be in florida and look out the windows and see snow flurries

this footage is incredible

many people are saying

holy shit it's snowing

Every single administration knew this was going on, every single FBI director, every single one every single time since 1980 covered for these people. The entire justice system is literally a criminal conspiracy to protect child trafficking.

this is the kind of thing you can only say when nobody is around to punch your fucking lights out

Oh

If I have the right Nellie Bowles, the partner in question is Bari Weiss

i’ve always wanted to see a parāoa (sperm whale) and now i have ☺️

they missed redacting kotick’s address on this one www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

"i am spending $40b in saudi money to build my own pedophile island." --elon musk in 2020

elon musk was so mad he got uninvited from pedophile island that he commissioned people to make grok.

Need to get an airhorn.

Would you like to be this stressed out mama’s first sale of the day 👀 I have tons of products available and ready to be shipped 🙏🏽 ko-fi.com/jumpyjellybe...

It explains their need to slow walk the document release ... the extent of Epstein's network must reach beyond Trump & into many of the MAGAts, GOPhers and wealthy supporters in Trump's orbit.

4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government