I've already alerted the BBC to this and they assure me it will be all over the TV and radio tomorrow - wall to wall.

Yes, I've just been told that Andy Burnham is at Chiswick roundabout.

We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

Here's a wee thread of free software I use when making videos and writing. Blender is the obvious one for 2D and 3D animation, but please tell me about other little apps that are cool. tldraw (tee ell dee raw?) is a simple whiteboarding tool, especially handy using a pen on a tablet. www.tldraw.com

Wavacity is Audacity in a browser. That's it. wavacity.com

😂 Sam Coates makes an ABSOLUTE TIT of himself. Calls PM photos "fake news" then finds out they're from the Press Association. If you make a spurious, inflammatory point you never made about any official photograph before, to pitch yourself as the only reliable source, at a minimum check your facts.

HA! Listening to #r5live now, Drive show, and the presenter (reading their script) is desperately trying to make something out of very little. Matt Chorley has just been on and said nothing. There is literally nothing to see here - just supposition, conjecture and BS.

this just about sums up the fkin circus

@marina-purkiss.bsky.social on point, again

I like Natasha Clark, and it is a shame that she has to keep reaching for stories that aren't there, and promoting supposition. A journo's job is to report the news, not shape it.

Burnham, disembarking Avanti West Coast

Reform-ready. Mmmmmm. Palantir.

Stewart Lee: Did you see that story about the crypto tycoon and Farage? It bears repeating Just in case you hadn’t come across it – and it wouldn’t be surprising if you hadn’t – here are the salient details… www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...

fantastic

hey #BBC - over here!!! Story for you

long form copy ads - a thing of the past now but they were effective (and still would be)

Only 3 minor articles on Farage on the BBC website, and his £5m bribe (in 2 weeks!), but open season on Polanski. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The big irony is his final comment (screenshot below) where he talks about how many PMs there have been whilst contributing to his and the media's desired demise of another......

Nick and Anna now personally justifying their endless coverage "as they are citizens". Remember Robinson was a Tory chairman "as a citizen" - utter shite #r4today

oh Wayne... I think most serious Sisters' fans would agree that the work before FALAA - Reptile House, Alice, Anaconda - is better.

what a set list

Lisa Nandy: “I don't think anyone in this country wants to reopen the Brexit debate.” The Country:

If you like data, here is something interesting for you: Bridget Phillipson interview on LK: 9m 40" LK number of interruptions/talking over: 31 Richard Tice interview on LK: 8m 23" LK number of interruptions/talking over: 9

This is what constitutes incisive political commentary from the political editor of the flagship news organisation in this country. "PM uses autocue for speech". What the fuck are we doing here? www.bbc.com/news/live/c1...

Turned on the Today programme for perhaps the first time this year. Instantly presented with three minutes of Chris Mason: glib, inane, uninformative, utterly banal. Turned it off again.

and noe #r4today roll our Sean Ferrington - the man who know the cost of everything, and the value of nothing. Sean - the stock market is NOT the economy.

hey #r4today - you have forgotten to investigate and report on Farage and his FIVE MILLION POUND BRIBE in your news bulletin. Again. There is literally more reporting on Zolanski's council tax in the last three days, than ALL of the Farage corruption reporting combined. Do a journalism, go on!

go on Chris - bang some more of this shite out. FFS.

almost 1 hour into #r4today this morning and they have ripped Starmer, are now ripping Polanski, but NO mention of Farage and his FIVE MILLION POUND BRIBE.

“Oh, Professor DeWitt! Have you seen Professor Weinberg’s time machine? … It’s digital!”

Memories of Douglas Adams from Lalla Ward, John Lloyd and his brother James Thrift (from Doctor Who Magazine, 2018). #DontPanic

christ, #5live has all the idiots on it at the moment - "he paid for France... twice"

Start bombing again, push up gas prices and lose the midterms in a blue tsunami or accept Iran’s terms and be known by the whole world as their bitch? He just rattles from unpalatable option to the other, like a rat in a trap.

errrrrrr

come on Mason - there's room for more bullshit

My favourite bit of conspiracy theories is that the evil masterminds meticulously plotting global domination will always put a handy, easily solvable clue in plain sight that gives the game away.

let me guess - "the plan is ahead os schedule and under budget" - amirite?

so. much. stupid.

“Some wondered if Prime Minister Churchill might give an off-the-cuff speech, but ugh it looks like he’s prepared properly, borrrrring”

This kind of crap from the BoD really undermines those of us who are trying to push against antisemitism across the political spectrum. Infuriating.

yep

Yup - mugs

do they put their "donation amount (for security)" on the form as well?

5 days ago.

3 weeks ago.

April 17

Over one month ago.