The only court opinion worth reading today. Hot, sexy, dangerous boys may not be protected by copyright, but I can keep them safe in my heart.

It's already at $600K on a $40K goal, and based on the number of pledges, the average backer picked the $160 level. There's something beautiful that The Little Streaming Service That Could is about to clear a million dollars in a day for merch that technically doesn't exist yet.

Name your top 15 TV shows, gut instincts only Star Trek: The Next Generation Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Steven Universe Golden Girls The Nanny Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Heated Rivalry Buffy the Vampire Slayer The Great RPDR GBBO Succession Mad Men Parks and Rec The Good Place

My feed is largely people sharing screenshots from the union episode of DS9. I have calibrated my follows well.

This is not wrong.

republicans will yowl and piss and moan and that to my mind is all the reason to do it

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

how it feels to say "sprezzatura"

Tim Curry with his GameBoy on the set of The Three Musketeers

We also get rap music back and partial custody of wrestling.

this is fucking unreal stuff from Noah Wyle on the magic of The Pitt. www.gq.com/story/noah-w...

the amount of ground the plane needs to cover when it lands at O’Hare feels like a bit feels like the pilot landed early and had to drive the rest of the way

Do horses want cake? We conducted an investigation into statements published by @bencollins.bsky.social in the print edition of @theonion.com.

Happy Easter Everyone 🐥🐤🐣

Revenge is a dish best (soft) served cold.

If Sinners came out in the 90s there would be an SNES and Genesis game that would be made by totally different developers. The Genesis version youd play as Smoke and you’d have a gun and in the SNES version you play as Preacherboy and you fight vampires with your guitar

I went to the Art Institute of Chicago and they have a display of stained glass in the main atrium, including this gem, which @maggietokudahall.bsky.social simply must see. :)

We must believe in a world to create that world

My Irish Ancestors: Did you go to the St. Patrick's Day parade today, Kevin? Kevin: No, I'm not big on parades anymore. Ancestors: Then how did you celebrate your Irish heritage in Chicago on this day? K: I went to early voting and cast my ballot for a bunch of Democrats. IA: ... IA: Carry on.

Huh. I was not aware Chicago had invented the brownie. We just stay winning, huh

Chicago wind gauge

I like how the best f/f romantic episode in DS9 is a beautiful, tragic tale of a love that reaches through different lifetimes and the best m/m romantic episode in DS9 is Garak being super mean to Bashir while he goes through drug withdrawal.

This is amazing but the cherry on the sundae is the guy in the audience yelling "gurl" over and over again. Go off, sis.

When will my husband* return from war** * season 4 of The Gilded Age ** be released

This movie will definitely shape my eventual mad scientist transformation. (complimentary) letterboxd.com/foofyattorne...

So funny that Dems have spent a decade unable to unravel the complex mind of the dumbest man in politics, then Mamdani instantly came up with "be charismatic and strong" and "make him fake newspapers" and it's Super Effective.

Who else is here for the Stanley Tucci/Flavor Flav PBS series where they celebrate successful women by taking them to fancy restaurant/throwing them a wild ass party, respectively?

If the Heated Rivalry craze has taught us anything, it's that no force on Earth can resist a beautiful man with soft brown eyes.

Has anyone redrawn any of those old school accidentally homoerotic Soviet/Chinese propaganda posters to look like Ilya and Shane yet?

No, no. It's fine that residuals are dying. I've got a new constant stream of small checks: class action settlements from companies that failed to keep my personal data safe.

Birnam Wood has come to Dunsinane

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

A reminder that if we are no longer protected by the Constitution's safeguards, we are no longer bound by its prohibitions, and there's nothing stopping us electing this man president to lead Reconstruction II.

it's quite funny that the international pedophile ring got QAnon to put them all in power.

i think this is exactly right. fascism is the Death Drive as ideology. it's why the catastrophic end of the Nazi Party does not deter people from worshipping Nazis. that the Nazis destroyed Germany along with the rest of Europe is part of the appeal.

I may have a stroke. Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.” A PROTESTant. I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.

drunk history darmok and jalad at tanagra

Melissa Joan Hart is a legit card carrying conservative republican we are through the looking glass.

To help cope with the macro-problems, I am focusing inordinately on a micro-problem: I really hate that Microsoft changed pulling up spell check options to a left click instead of a right. It causes my BP to spike every time I have to do it.

The absolute accuracy of this.

Minnesota nice is a social contract broken at your own peril

Me, reading and studying history: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me, realizing I am living through a historical event: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

Democrats win in 2028 if they pledge to pass a law that prohibits companies from sending a “Your order has shipped!” email when all they’ve done is created a shipping label

Just spitballing here, but I think we could sell ppl on universal healthcare not by pointing out how much money they'll save but by how much time they'll save not getting stuck in line at the pharmacy behind people dealing with shitty insurance companies. Three people ahead of me, all had problems.