the better each episode of Pluribus is, the angrier I get that it's a nine episode season, and buddy I'm FURIOUS

when do the new Bear Jordan 1's drop I'm first in line

my podcast engineer gets very tense when recording in a remote studio

just put on the 1992 Christmas in Connecticut, directed By Arnold Schwarzenegger, because my mom said it’s her favorite Christmas movie, it starts out with Kris Kristofferson doing chair dips

the tone of the voiceover intro to The Holiday and Love Actually is identical

I am not a skilled enough eater to advocate for soups or dips in mixed company

if you like hallmark/netflix type xmas movies, Erin's list is the best I've seen and it's by someone who actually watches and likes these movies

this movie has Steve Schirripa AND Joey Pants which makes it the most menacing Christmas Movie you’ll watch this year

does a man truly HAVE to have a code????

Someone have a link to Carol’s wardrobe this ep?? #pluribus

Muppet Christmas Carol time

even if I just looked it up I’m never sure if it’s Craig Daniels or Daniel Craig

which US president looks the most like sam the eagle

lmao

if you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity

there's just not enough episodes of this great tv show!!! Only 3 eps left this season?????

not sure why the hive mind in Pluribus needs stem cells explicitly, but they already have Carol's frozen eggs

maybe he confused Paul Dano with Pauly Shore

i had assumed “Marty Supreme” was about the clothing brand or a Baz Luhrmann biopic of Scorsese

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DUNK! EGG!! DUNK! EGG!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=sItU...

how does this keep happening??? it’s not even a different aspect ratio!!! Mad Men was in 16:9 from the start!!!!

watching a cheesy xmas movie where the dude looks like a knock-off version of Shea Wiggum and that's the perfect description of a hallmark male lead: the better looking but less famous version of a character actor

If you’d asked me when I was a kid, I’d have guessed Pepperidge Farm Mint Milanos cost $500 per cookie

it would have to be like the The Crown, switch the actor playing Robert Moses every two seasons, starting with Claire Foy

Receptionist: Name, please. Apu: My name is “Apu.” Receptionist: Spell that, please. Apu: A, as in the antepenultimate letter of my name. P, as in the penultimate letter of my name. And U, as in the ultimate letter of my name.

Queer-coded transit news: the M train is taking over some of the F train’s service and the F train is taking some of the M train’s service. So, put simply, F to M and M to F.

@erinbraincandy.bsky.social watched Champagne Problems on your rec and it rules, thx, made the night

Flula Borg is delightful in Champagne Problems

Now that Thanksgiving is over, the 90s "Miracle on 34th Street" is a war crime

jack white leaning in to being stadium chant guy is sort of endearing

the Macy’s Thanksgiving day parade will finish an hour early thanks to NYC congestion pricing

Vince gives us a lot to think about as we sit down to Thanksgiving dinner

in my defense it was extremely distorted audio

OR clutch the things you care about close to your heart and refuse to give in to the temptation of nihilism (about motion smoothing only - everywhere else make your own calls)

skinny people shouldn't tweet about food ALL PIES ARE GOOD I AM THE LOU BEGA OF PIES "ok but sweet potato pie is much better th–" I WILL HAVE BOTH!!! THAT IS MY ANSWER TO ALL PIE COMPARISON SITUATIONS

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Watching Home Alone 2 for the first time since I was a kid, I was prepared for the Trump cameo, I was not prepared to realize the black and white gangster film Kevin watches, “Angels With Even Filthier Souls”, is not an actual movie

my flight tracking app turned all of the planes into turkeys and I enjoy it

turkey's great, everyone overcooks it. 5 minutes at 150 degrees is safe, no meat is good at 165 dessert should be AT LEAST 2 hours after dinner, if you disagree you did dinner wrong Miracle on 34th Street is a Thanksgiving Movie

just saw Art on Broadway and it turns out I want nothing more than three terrible people TALKING for 90 minutes straight DIALOGUE! DIALOGUE!! DIALOGUE!! no singing no intermission, just make with the awful people chatting

Mom & Dad arrived at our place last night but we HAD to watch Pluribus and I have to say watching with my 70 y/o parents as they go directly into ep 4 ice cold is not the best way to appreciate that show

in case any authors are worried about being triggered watching Pluribus EPISODE 4 IS A LOT

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in Pluribus, was noticing Diabaté’s Air Force One harem seemed notably diverse, like they were pulled from the world’s hottest community college brochure, when i realized: he asked for the Miss Universe contestants

Pluribus, at its core, is a show about how it feels to repeatedly wake up in a world where you’re brutally hungover

might go to Japan next year, put on a 2013 Bourdain episode on Tokyo and he's talking to the guy who popularized tentacle porn

Zosia is trying to emulate Helen’s dynamic with Carol, right??

I close all of my tabs every day, sometimes multiple times I have never gone back for an old tab once, as soon as I open a new tab I old one ever existed I’ve opened the same tab multiple times because searching for a website is faster than trying to locate an open tab