Can you get paid for being depressed

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When the bookings are light, I include made-up show names on my website for my own amusement

The saddest part of the guy who played Harold dying is now someone has to tell the woman who played Maude 😢

I'm on TikTok! I make all kinds of videos but this one is just some clips of the first two days of the SFUSD teachers' strike.

I'm on TikTok! I make all kinds of videos but this one is just some clips of the first two days of the SFUSD teachers' strike.

Very disappointed in Bad Bunny. I did some research about him on the web and it turns out he's not old enough to be President

I grew up loving sitcoms so sometimes I'll remember I now live about a mile away from the Full House house and it gives me a little thrill.

"He's not racist, he's just old and not thinking right" is a bad defense for a grandpa, let alone a fucking president of the United Fucking States of America

We should have an umbrella term for pedophiles, hebephiles, and ephebophiles. Call em epsteinphiles

When Trump dies a lot of people's personalities will become Barron

Imagine having a past so bad you audibly shit yourself on TV as a distraction from it

The wrong person from Home Alone 2 died

Absolutely legendary theme song

RIP Scott Adams. I really liked that time when you were on News Radio

I love that Mark Ruffaloed some feathers.

I miss when TikTok was more about weird duets and stitches and just playing with the form and having low-res fun. That's my complaint today. TikTok came out when I was already "Internet old" and yet I'm still nostalgic for how it used to be

No no you don't understand Trump is playing two-dimensional Hungry Hungry Hippos

Today my complaint is that a woman was murdered by ICE and I'm fixated on it and there is no solution and no way to let it go. It will fade, eventually, I guess. But that only dulls my rage with sadness. We will die of apathy

Today's complaint is all the bootlickers who can't get enough shoe leather in their mouths to be satisfied. I guess it's half cult-mentality, half fear. The sense that they wouldn't "foolishly" put themselves in danger, they would obey orders, they would do the exact right thing and not get shot.

The only reason I make mistakes is because nobody likes someone who's right all the time.

Today I'm complaining about ICE. The organization. They fucking suck. And I'd add on to it that I should have recognized that earlier in my life. It's so obvious now. It obvious and yet some people will be keeping those agents' boots shiny, licking away on a daily fucking basis.

Today I'm complaining that Christmas somehow both takes up the better part of a month and yet goes by too fast. I can never do all the Christmassy things I want to do. And it gets worse as I get older. This is a basic observation but... <shrug.gif>

Today's complaint is w/ my mind. It tells me we need swaths of space and chunks of time buffered around any moment of creative work. I can't seem to concentrate for 10 minutes unless I have 10 minutes of alone time on either side of it and no one closer than 20 feet. My spark of genius is a hermit.

Today I'm complaining about the shitshow FB served up to me yesterday. 1st thing is a comedian claiming "the left" complains about anything Trump does simply because he's Trump. Then I have a Dem Zionist calling out "LefTeas" for supporting Mamdani. And finally I see a YouTuber attacking trans ppl.

Today is the day Trump is truly presidential

I am complaining every day in 2026 and right now I'd like to lodge a formal complaint against everyone who decided we needed to invade fucking Venezuela?!? AND the people who voted for this shit?!? What the fuck?!?

Just realized that "House," a character based on Sherlock, is a pun on "Holmes" (Homes)

"Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas? But didn't we watch that a few years ago?" said my mother, the woman who took a short break from the endless loop of crime dramas playing at her house to come to our home on Christmas Eve.

Every "Best of Year" list get released in the middle of December and it's dumb for 2 reasons. It implies the year's over when there's still ~8% left. AND there is already plenty going on in December! Let me read n' write that shit in Jan when nothing's happening! I am complaining my way through 2026

I might start using this as a place to bitch and moan about my life and whatever else. Just be the biggest complainer on Bluesky. You should too. Let's get salty in 2026. Why get better when we can get bitter? Happy Fucking New Year

I've hit a wall as far as performing stand-up goes. I have zero things booked for the rest of the month/year/my life. I know I could have more than nothing if I asked for sets. But I don't know if I can limp along doing a set every week or so. Might be time to accept it just didn't happen for me

I still don't know how to use this website

You've heard of "elf on a shelf," now get ready to forget that shit around my kids. We have enough going on here without more nonsense.

Some time ago, in a misguided effort to "stick it to the man" and possibly while high, I decided to make my default search engine Bing. And, I gotta say, it really sucks. Like a lot. It was a bad choice. Just like deciding to write this instead of fixing the problem. I'm not good at life, tbqh

Always was a big fan of Schlub and Schluber

I don't know what level of nerd this makes me, but last night I dreamt that Hank Green played a prank on me so I looked silly when I met the Johns of They Might Be Giants

Receptionist: Name, please. Apu: My name is “Apu.” Receptionist: Spell that, please. Apu: A, as in the antepenultimate letter of my name. P, as in the penultimate letter of my name. And U, as in the ultimate letter of my name.

Wordle is funny because I either solve it in 42 seconds at 6:46 am while I'm peeing or it takes a 12 hour long subconscious percolation before I suddenly remember to go finish it sometime in the evening. No in-between.

Unpopular Wicked opinion: we struggled through the first half of the first movie before we were happily interrupted and never bothered watching the rest. The only character I gave two shits about was the goat professor

I'm over fifty years old and I'm still sabotaging friendships by withdrawing, worried I'll say something "wrong" or simply be "too much" It's absolutely infuriating

Steve should be one of the richest people in the world. And when I say that I don't mean he should have hundreds of billions. I'm saying this is about as wealthy as all of the financial elite should be.

I caught the moment when KOIT switches to Christmas music and it made me unreasonably happy

In San Francisco we have the changing of the guard but it's just the homeless people getting kicked out of the doorways so the pilates people can line up to go inside "safely."

Guys, we've tried pointing out when they're hypocritical-- quite a lot, actually! Maybe we can move on to something different?

The funniest thing about being upset with a video of yourself is that you're the only one surprised by how you look

We should have an umbrella term for pedophiles, hebephiles, and ephebophiles. Call em epsteinphiles

How crazy must it have been for Bill Clinton in 2016 watching two ex-lovers fight each other.