Holy Jesus I didn't look close enough, saw the green logo quickly and thought this was The Onion and started chuckling man what have we done lol

His brain is soup, the White House press corps totally knows it, and they’re covering for him like they did with Reagan. Just you wait. We are gonna get some wild admissions when It Happens.

Who are movie star (and #StarfleetAcademy bad guy Paul Giamatti's favorite #StarTrek villains?

WHAT IF the Enterprise line had continued in the form factor of the original NX?

Ken Burns Announces New 10-Part ‘Mr. Biscuits’ Documentary After Adopting Cat https://theonion.com/ken-burns-announces-new-10-part-mr-biscuits-documentary-after-adopting-cat/

Melting Ice Caps Expose Hundreds Of Secret Arctic Lairs https://theonion.com/melting-ice-caps-expose-hundreds-of-secret-arctic-lairs-1819571016/

Fallout New Vegas Achievement

The Expanse (Season 1, 2015): MCRN Donnager, designed by Ryan Dening

happy birthday mr spock 🖖 these are from last year but i never posted anywhere #startrek

Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star

How we should all refer to Twitter from now on

Important first aid tip here.

Cat butt photo bomb. Photo from my collection. 1955.

Here we go, the start of my star trek project to countdown to the 60th anniversary on the 6th of September! I'll be posting a new portrait every 2 weeks on a tuesday (nz time) plus a special piece for the anniversary day first up is q! #startrek #art #q #johndelancie

Gamer Kira is slinging the most vile banter ever heard in a COD match #kiranerys #ds9 #startrek #myart

Mark Carney's mom: "What would you like for dinner? Kraft Dinner or hot dogs?" 8-year-old Mark Carney: "I support Kraft Dinner, I support hot dogs, I support hot dogs in Kraft Dinner..."

Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney clarifies position on the United States using military force to annex Greenland: "We stand with Denmark, we stand with Greenland, our closest partnership is with the United States, and we'll work with everybody to make sure we move forward together"

A dear friend is Sbux union leader through Workers United and she clued me into 3 things. Starbucks has not signed a contract with the workers for 4 years. Starbucks has more union violations than any other company in the US. Shareholders are demanding they settle. Keep boycotting.

it’s going to be weird going back to work and people talking like everything is normal. like in a final fantasy game when someone’s summoned a meteor from hell to destroy the planet and the villagers still only talk about the big chocobo pageant coming up

The US invasion of Venezuela is a clear violation of international law and the UN Charter. Celebrating the capture of Maduro, Donald Trump went further, calling it an “attack on sovereignty” itself. Countries the world over must work together to rein in the United States before it’s too late.

The fear of being found, Gertrude Abercrombie ➛ https://is.gd/mqo7zl ★ via

Let's first put together a commission to issue a study of a report and then we can convene a task force to devise recommendations to consider... I believe it's 2029 now, whew

Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.

Fan cam doctrine

This is absolute madness, complete insanity

“Elbows up” means Canada standing up for the “rules-based international order” and publicly condemning violations of international law or arbitrary kidnappings of world leaders

My brain when I decide to switch to escapism full-time

The strongly worded letter to end all strongly worded letters

Are we supposed to call our reps and tell them we don’t like when the president engages in overt war crimes, or can we trust them to get there on their own?

Canada finally reacts, through our foreign affairs minister (not our prime minister). Really, embarrassingly timid statement when you consider what just happened.

grim posthumous scenario i had not previously considered: you post a picture of the missile headed straight for you, and are memorialized by a bunch of random assholes complaining about alt text

"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.

It's illegal for the president to relieve student loan debt. It's completely fine for the president to unilaterally decide to have the head of a foreign nation black bagged on foreign soil.

are we going to see a show trial from the same people who couldnt convict a guy of throwing a sandwich.

forget the long arc of history bending towards justice, I need the rube goldberg machine of inexorable consequence to endgame the kind of profoundly ironic yet blackly hilarious karmic downfall that would’ve had ancient greek theatergoers hollering at the chorus

There's no legal difference between kidnapping Maduro and kidnapping Mark Carney.

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It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month. It’s about oil and regime change. And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.

i love this photo from the inauguration by the talented @gregpak.net

Just flat-out declaring that everything Adams did as mayor after the indictment—in the final fifteen months and five days of his term of office—was presumptively corrupt, and undoing everything that's in his immediate power to undo with a single stroke of the pen. This is the way.

Today we’re launching Jayce’s Fighting Ships of Wolf 359 A project that began as an idea and became something much bigger: a community-run act of creativity. The book is now public. It’s yours. tranquility.press/jayces-fight...