i'm literally afraid of LinkedIn like i need to be coached through every moment of my life before i go on LinkedIn

It's time to set the record straight. #TheVampireLestat debuts June 7 on AMC and AMC+. youtu.be/7c7JFMTBeVk

the vampire lestat. trailer. TODAY

realizing i need to update my etsy shipping profiles because someone ordered something in israel and then i had to cancel it (thank god) because usps is suspended there. yeah i don't want my prints going there anyway

maxie-world's largest goose, sumner, missouri, 1988

i genuinely feel like people will jump me on twitter if i say i LOVE armandstat and that is my favorite dynamic in the books. needless to say that quote is verryyyyy significant

it's so crazy to me that i'm now seeing tvl promo using the quote that i chose as the title of my zine piece

that's my friend the vampire armand who i haven't seen in years

i kinda want to buy an orbitz but not the brown evil slime version

nirvanna the band the show the meetup

having the craziest day ever

i love to get emails with info about digging 🪏

went on tumblr and someone just reblogged a post from me from 2012 with the tag "this reblog is about as old as me" i have to kms right now are you serious 😭

I’m chewing the wires in the Bluesky server room

bluesky keeps telling me i have 30 notifications and then its just oomf

i keep taking my cat outside and being surprised when he gets mad at me when it's time to go inside.... it's not his fault

i kind of feel like it's evil to leave an etsy review below 5 stars if the item arrived and you like it but people seem not to have any regard for the fact a human person might actually run the shop

the off-brand succession soundtrack 🩷

TurboTax and H&R Block spent $7 million lobbying the Trump administration to kill Direct File. Both companies donated to Trump's 2024 campaign and inauguration committees.

cruel summer will never not make me think of tomgreg

bird school which is for birds

park time so needed

the piano sessions #ntbts

i can't stop thinking about how there was a lyft ad in the latest episode of the pitt

car just drove past my house blasting nine inch nails "hurt"

the miniature wife

every job posting is like Senior Motion Designer. bro i hate motion i dont want anything to move ever. if you move i’ll kill you

like 5 years ago i bought a moleskine with lines on one side and blank on the other side of the spread and i realized it's perfect for my organization + doodling needs. turns out they don't even Make them anymore though

20 years of Neil banging out the tunes

i'm googling notebooks you've never heard of

i barely even tweet anymore i just look at stuff and maybe have a chuckle and scroll past

visions from yesterday

i pretty much get into a physical fight with my cat every single day

i might be the first person to watch the pitt and be normal about it

ok awesome

speaking of glenn this is my favorite pic right now

opened instagram to glenn with ants

woke up with sore throat should i die

Matt Johnson Plays Himself: a piece dedicated to Matt Johnson, director, and his troika of fictional Matt Johnsons from The Dirties (2013), Operation Avalanche (2016), and Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie. #ntbts

just added to my shop 📢 #ntbts

salem 🖤

just got up and my grandma is watching veggie tales

asking my dad if he’s interested in the genderless burger experience

The use of generative AI in artistic fields is apparently such shitty behavior to Hannah Einbinder that it makes her want to start giving swirlies. She recently called AI creators ‘losers,’ adding, ‘I wanna put your head in the toilet and flush.’

arriving in Boston and making a beeline to caffé nero idek

went to the print shop and everybody knew lestat

the process of getting the lestat paper dolls printed has taken longer than i expected but hopefully i'll have them by next week ... we got orders to fulfill