and now we have to live in a reality where this is an image

“Beloved” — #devilsminion #iwtvs3 #tvl

there’s a guy at this slop bowl restaurant complaining to the manager that they won’t mix his salad and they’re making customers do the work 😭

i had a couple days to do "invent a guy" style discourse prediction for tvl and i will say that some of it was spot on to a comical degree

lestat week in new york is still on so anything could happen

update on this

RIP Anthony Stewart Head

whatever happens it doesn’t matter because at the end of the day we still have lestat

the vampire lestat is real and i saw him last night

completely unable to go on twitter today and probably all of tomorrow because of tvl spoilers. thankfully we’ll see the episode at the screening tomorrow but this is not a life

Happy Pride! Gayville, SD

time machine plan. go back in time and see JIMMY FALLON 100x to build up 1iota cred. then, we request tickets to THE VAMPIRE LESTAT and we're guaranteed entry

it’s kinda crazy to just have a vampire lestat episode called toledo

listening to new paul album before going to a listening party #paul

the amount of times i somehow end up at msg while a knicks game is happening needs to be studied

lestat found outside msg and there’s a charlie puth concert tonight

lestat found in times square. fork found outside of kitchen

i figured out how to block twitter on my phone again so im back

lestat possession from last night #iwtv #tvl

mrs coffee 💋

i have been saying this

experiencing terrible mta delays and it’s like okay imagine actually having somewhere to go right now

Paul McCartney in CBS Studio 50, separated by 22,748 days

i signed up for daily show tickets with 1iota and now i'm scared that if i get a confirmation email and it's for that and i think it's for lestat i'll have to die

i just don't think we were meant to exist in weather like this bro. pack it up

i got up early today and i’m like. amazed that there’s so many hours in the day, i got all my bullshit fucking around online done before 10am so i can actually be productive

i keep taking Ls lately and i wanna be petty about it soooo bad but i have to maintain decorum

might be brave and go outside (it’s 93° out)

doodle which i actually like

so anyway

A new in-universe 18th-century portrait of Lestat de Lioncourt was spotted in a BTS photo shared by a crew member! #InterviewWithTheVampire #iwtv #TheVampireLestat #iwtvsky

job asking for "twitter url" oh baby.....

and now i'm waiting to see if i get a good place in the snl standby for paul mccartney AND if i somehow get into the vampire lestat concert. another day in new york city babey

trying to rewrite my resume again lord have mercy

i haven’t been using any private accounts for months now which probably means i don’t have enough outlet for my true unfiltered haterism. but maybe that’s good too

i love when my cat demonstrates he is completely capable of playing fetch but only on his terms. for example he just dropped a twist tie downstairs, ran down, picked it up and brought it back upstairs. i was merely a spectator

lemon twigs at union transfer last night

philadelphia 😍

various things that happened to me in the past week - ntbtstm 4th time in theaters - met sam reid and jacob anderson - gave sam my artwork - got shat on by a pigeon - employer who laid me off contacted me with a pathetic freelance offer - saw a concorde irl which i didn't even know was in nyc

Le sigh.

This is my favorite fan interaction from yesterday. He’s so genuinely grateful for these things 🥹

giving my lestat paper doll prints to sam 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🫶

da big apple

cat pooping to prepare for my houseguests

i applied to jobs today please clap

discourse isn't real and it can't hurt you

hackers… pinup style 💽⚡️ #ntbts