telling the cashier at the local grocery store that she can get the delicious tangerine juice for way cheaper at trader joe’s… sorry

happy birthday mr spock 🖖 these are from last year but i never posted anywhere #startrek

my remains have been found

men cannot do their jobs. day 8348589606

no i can't do my job. my cat is mad at me

i muted heated rivalry for like 2 weeks because everyone annoyed me so much but then i watched it and i said sure it's fine and now i keep forgetting that i muted every word associated with it lmaooo

i kinda really need to go to New absolute bagels

my cat doesn't actually eat my plants but when he wants attention he jumps up to the cabinet and pretends to eat one of them until i yell at him

welcome to the bathroom

Rhea Seehorn has won Best Actress in a Drama Series for ‘PLURIBUS’ at the Critics Choice Awards.

Should I go on Twitter or Blue Sky = Should I be shot or hanged

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wolf moon tonight

heated rivalry night at the lesbian sports bar was too popular. a likely outcome

bagel

Duffer Brothers Admit They Haven’t Watched ‘Stranger Things’ In Years https://theonion.com/duffer-brothers-admit-they-havent-watched-stranger-things-in-years/

the fact that i know exactly where the mayor currently lives and it’s not gracie mansion

saw this last night. astoria best place on earth

i have watched heated rivalry and it fixed me on some level it’s true

it's january 2 and i'm just sitting here stewing over how monumentally terrible the stranger things ending was. why did i choose to pay attention. i was excited for it to be over forever so i could ignore it and now i can't stop thinking about it because it was so bad

Mayor Mamdani hasn't moved into Gracie Mansion yet and remains in his Astoria apartment for now, his team says. He expects to move at some point before his lease is up Jan. 30. His team also shares this pic of him taking the W train to City Hall this morning from Astoria.

my ass froze

i feel like we’re all huddling in this crowd for warmth

pho and stranger things finale…. deeply unserious new year’s eve 🪩

haven’t posted on instagram since september now i have 30 minutes to do something. fuck my baka archival life

paw on the disco ball tuesday 🪩

it’s been like 2 years since i ate eggs on purpose and i just tried that again and yup. still have an egg intolerance

most of it is paywalled so I can complete necessary purchases, but a little something for the bsky audience that's been so kind to me this year! some hot takes of mine!

Flossie, the world’s oldest living cat, has celebrated her 30th birthday.

EXCLUSIVE: @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social will be sworn in as mayor on midnight on January 1 inside the old abandoned City Hall subway station, saying that he sees the venue as a symbol for the aims of his upcoming administration.

i will become normal on january 1

whatever happens it doesn’t matter because at the end of the day we still have lestat

stranger things writing literally like *season 1 nicely drawn horse* and it devolves over time to the point where they explode the horse drawing by season 5 and the horse is homophobic and everyone involved with the idea of the horse wants to kill themselves

i need like 3 business days to recover from how bad stranger things volume 2 was but then i have to watch the finale

#InterviewWithTheVampire #iwtv #iwtvsky Part 2 of Eric Bogosian interviewing Jacob Anderson and Sam Reid, where they discuss the animals they’d choose to be, who they’d want to portray them in a biopic, and how they approach the intimacy of biting people.

merry yaoimas

Santa Claus Santa Claus, GA

addicted to watching the dog show

🎄🎄🎄

was forced to create this just now

re: pluribus finale like 10 years ago we used to post this every day B R A V O I N C E

okay i wrapped 1000 gifts everyone clap

currently working on a pitch for a prominent hip hop artist and my creative director sent us 2 tiktoks to reference for a video edit and one was of stranger things and the other was of jesus christ

i might lose my mind this week stay tuned

the update on this is he actually did really well on the train this time and he was awarded a gold star 🎖️ best boy

taking cat on the amtrak again. stress levels at 157

genuinely how it feels

you can simply go to pennsylvania and see extravagant christmas decorations

buying the beatles vinyl from the vampire lestat auction