no one wants to consider my insane pitch which is to eliminate timezones across the planet so we’re all on the exact same time and force everyone to change their conception of what a day is

“I believe in coyotes and time as an abstract”

hate this chain

politics and business and probably everything else

Regardless of whether Portland can tap clean energy/development funds, it's still public money that won't be available for other needs. Still, committing to a Blazers arena next month without knowing how to pay the $120m bill is, let's go with "not great."

Any elected representative who votes for this should be recalled, immediately, for dereliction of duty.

vote no this is so irresponsible

Don’t know who to credit for this. But it is how I feel.

(I absolutely stole this)

This is *exactly* why the carousel feature was built.

You could get mad about dead senator discourse *or* you could enjoy this video of sea lions who have retaken an island with a decommissioned lighthouse off the coast of Oregon and now use the staircase as a giant slide.

When It Happens, no matter where you are or what time it is, the ear-splitting noise of the mass celebrations outside will be impossible to miss.

Good news! The First Amendment already has this covered. The Establishment Clause bars the government from establishing or enforcing religious law, whether it’s Sharia, biblical law, or any other faith’s code.

This hands across the aisle shit needs to fucking die. You are reaching out to monsters and murderers. You need to be shitcanned. We are fighting for our lives and you’re calling it a fucking disagreement you absolute ghouls.

May his hell be filled with untouchable twinks.

Lindsey Graham comes to a realization at the end of his 20-minute conversation with Mitch McConnell.

Funniest possible breaking news banner on this amazing headline from a few months ago

I feel bad at how hard I laughed at this.

He never deleted it.

nice waking up to good news, especially on a sunday. thank you baby jesus.

went to a listening party wednesday for the new jack white album. its ok, maybe a little boring. that got me listening to this for the first time in probably 10 years. everyone of course has different tastes. personally i cannot think of many albums better than this. youtube.com/playlist?lis...

sugar is my favorite ever band. portland show is coming up soon i got f u e l when it came out. then besides when it came out got the vinyl singles collection recently and it reminded me how back then i would have switched a few songs for an even better f u e l thanks for coming to my nerd talk

usually the boy is the ridiculous one. but the girl loves nest (paper packing material) even if it is a tiny one.

buc-ees is garbage and more people need to realize that

They could have made this map any color.

when the edible hits

along with the huge corruption investigations, democrats need to do a million little things like this AND THEN BRAG ABOUT IT

took me almost 60 years to figure out how to describe my music tastes music shouldnt be boring

its @heatharcadia.bsky.social in her younger days

I’ve known a lot of cats, but I’ve never seen one display as much affection for a dog as Beignet shows for Belle, the 16-yr-old golden retriever.

i do not care about a “target leaguewide homeun rate” or a salary cap or faster games, what actually makes me enjoy the sport less are assholes like this

I want our next Dem president to bring back the WPA and just build infrastructure all across this country again. Build green energy, trains, housing, etc. We can have nice things (and nice bathrooms), but we have to invest in ourselves!

ER Doctors sigh quietly, preparing for a raft of "accidental" groin trauma

No thanks, soccer. If I want to observe a bunch of men who can’t score, I’ll just listen to conversations between dudes who call themselves “alphas.”

You guys don’t have to keep posting bad tweets from bad men. We left the bad place because we are no longer interested in reading their shitty opinions about women.

Same people promoting this are screaming about Mamdani's grocery stores as "communism."

Just saw an IG post with the hashtag #whoremembers and I’m dead certain they meant “who remembers” but there sure are two other words that just pop right out of that also

Offering 24-hour holy protection from all dark entities. You don’t have to walk with the devil anymore. theonion.info

eight years ago today i went to portland for the first time ever. being greeted by a squirrel outside my airbnb in the backyard of someones house n/e of downtown was a good sign. three weeks later i knew i had to live here. big city fatigue pushed me a little south to salem. absolutely zero regrets.

Schrödinger's Mitch McConnell

why do democrats insist on making so hard for me to want to vote for them 🤷🏼

me after every single social interaction

One of the reasons why the ongoing meltdown about Zohran asking people to set their A/C to 78 bothers me is that it seems to be a symptom of post-COVID unwillingness for individuals to do anything for the common good, and if we don’t have that we’re in a very bad place as a society.

watching this now just like george washington wanted

local radio station just played the orwells 😬 “Told me act your age That's why she's underage”

celebrating her independence from any and all norms and rules

Ha ha I hate it here