We are living in the worst timeline.

Every day, I see something else that makes my blood boil. Not only should these huge corporations pay MORE taxes, but data centers are horrible for natural resources.

Ketchup on a hot dog is just fine. You don’t need to worry about other peoples’ condiment choices.

This is the Norway equivalent of “I sleep in a big bed, with my wife” (Yeah, we’re in the racecar bed🫠)

Bullfrog of the day! Sunday 22 Feb 2026

corvallisadvocate.com/marys-peak-a... It’s devastating to have a president who cares not the least for nature.

It's pretty silly how many modern pickup trucks have almost the same cargo space as my 2009 Yaris hatchback.

Just seen that “AI is punk” take and… gosh. Was not aware that “counter-culture” in 2026 meant participating in a trillion dollar industry pushed by the world’s most valuable companies and the world’s most powerful nation.

"thin places" are locations where the veil between the physical and spiritual worlds is said to be particularly thin.

caturday on the east coast

I did a cover for this book by my pals!

Wait. Is it called ginko biloba because the leaves are bilobed?! (Yeah, I'm high.)

is it worse to eat chilis alone, at chilis, or order for take out and eat in the car like a kid who was kicked out of the house? its no joke for 11.49 i can get mac and cheese a burger and a drink and a soup. i sound like an ad but im also very high and still working😂

the government never should have tried to tariff churus, the fluffy cat lobby is too powerful

Remember the good ol' days when I'd stick stuff up my butt FOR FUN?

Whoever at Meta decided to put floating icons of people who liked and shared Instagram posts ON the pics and vids deserves jail.

If you see this, post pet.

My two cats and I have been in bed for most of the day, because we can.

Anna's Hummingbirds are wicked cool #WinterSurvivors - at night they go into torpor dropping body temp and heart rate. They fuel up on sugar water and bugs during the day. They can also melt snow with their fury alone. #BirdOfTheDay #birds #becurious🪶

reminder

Tomorrow is the beginning of the Year of the Horse. Unfortunately this is the Horse.

you're not the boss of me! oh, wait, you are? nevermind, my bad, my bad www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

hey boss if this AI is gonna speed up my work so much can I get a six hour day for eight hours pay? feels like that'd really help a lotta peopl -- boss? you still there? boss?

Dinosaurs And Non-Dinosaurs xkcd.com/3204/

Great Notion Brewing is the Martin House Brewing of Oregon.

Just passed by a Cybertruck with a Labubu wrap, just in case you were thinking those things couldn't get even uglier.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this I Wonder If Pizza Thinks About Me Too sticker. Happy Valentine's Day. On a scale from 1 to "I hope pizza loves me back" how lonely are you? collabs.shop/kqzcrl

"My friend, I know you must think it's odd But you got nothin' to fear about drinkin' a beer / If you share it with the son of God" youtu.be/f2rz3LdRGXE?...

I was getting my haircut today. They had the Simpsons arcade game in there, so I got to stare at it... And I hate the fact that Marge and Homer are supposed to be 34 and 35. Also, my barber looks a lot like one of my cousins, down to the neck tattoo. Yes, I have a cousin with a neck tattoo.

I'm eternally grateful that my niece was born three weeks early because whenever I forget her birthday/age, I can look up the release date of 'Lucifer on the Sofa' by Spoon.

empty of course

“I fell to my death saving a woman whose parachute got wrapped around the wing of my plane and all I got was this lousy suburban Chicago office park retention pond named after me 85 years later” www.cbsnews.com/amp/chicago/...

Imagine choosing kid rock over seeing booties bouncing.

Anybody looking for an example of the power and communication abilities of art needs to watch that show. My Spanish is toilet-grade and I still understood every moment of it.

Bad Bunny ends his Super Bowl halftime show in front of a sign reading "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE"

Today, I listened to a Green Day album I hadn't listened to in at least 10 years (honestly, it's probably been closer to 20 years), yet I remembered all of the lyrics... This is coming from someone who can't remember what they ate for dinner a week ago.

It's always interesting to see which Super Bowl team Jesus punishes.

madafaka

I don’t want to laugh at a small business but also VERY funny

Look, I know we need rain. But why couldn't this weekend's forecasted weather switch places with yesterday and today's weather? I want to be out in this, but I'm stuck inside working!

The irony of groundhog day in Seattle where we still haven't had winter yet and the forecast says it'll be 60 this week.

Six MORE weeks of winter? We haven't even had six weeks of winter yet here in Oregon.

4 federal agents pull over an elderly US citizen for the suspected crime of being brown, break her car window, throw her to the ground, then drive off after they find her US Passport in her purse. The Salem Police, when called, say there’s nothing they can do. www.salemreporter.com/2026/01/31/u...

I had the most hilarious dream last night (it involved a porno), but I can't skeet about it without a lot of background info AND probably giving away where I work.

So, I have a trumpet pitcher plant (sarracenia) and apparently these are very difficult to get to bloom indoors. Mine bloomed! But I happen to have the type that smells like cat urine when it blooms. Many others have pleasant scents, like cherry cola or lemons. Nope, I get the cat piss version...

I've been pretty sick all week. Monday night, I took some medicine and THC and fell asleep very early. Only today did I discover that I downloaded this image to my phone in the middle of the night that night. Why?

Radio DJ: "I forgot my phone today, so I can't look these folks up to see where they are from. So if I say they're from Austin, that means I don't know." [Plays a band that IS, in fact, from Austin]