John Wick enters the Sonic Drive-In Sonic Employee: Good afternoon, Mr. Wick. Wick holds up a coin: I need your finest Employee: Of course, sir *Pulls out long chili dog from the back kitchen* John Wick: Thank you *slops on coney dog* Helen loved these.

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hi I love your dog ~me awkwardly to anyone walking by with a dog

IMPORTANT

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

the view is stunning🤣🤣

Some people just need to be smarter about birds. 🪶 Some people just need to be smarter...

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horse

OP1 - .hack//Sign (2002) Obsession - See-Saw #Anime #Animesky #RetroAnime #Opening #AnimeOpening #.hack #BeeTrain

Never trust a person who doesn’t love budgies. 🥰 🪶

IM NOT GONNA USE GEMINI IM NOT GONNA USE COPILOT IM NOT GONNA USE CHATGPT IM NOT GONNA USE CLAUDE IM NOT GONNA USE GROK ALL YALL CAN GET FUCKED INTO THE SUN

A sweet Tufted Titmouse watching the nature trail.

Most Scions and some FF14 characters of note!

OK how did the finals of the Westminster Dog Show manage to have one dog that looks exactly like Gandalf and one that looks exactly like Saruman

Potent, relevant, and sadly necessary.

Why you stop

maintenance mode

For a bunch of you right now who need to hear it. Keep going!

ethical dilemmas with #eizouken 🔎

This is Bowie. He overheard you talking about his rubber ducky jacket. Jealousy is a disease. Hopes you get well soon. 12/10 (IG: bowiethegoldenbear)

I regret to inform you that “1979” by Smashing Pumpkins was released in 1996, which is now 30 years ago. Meaning a similar song released in 2026 would be called “2009”

I'm just over here watching these jackasses throw back peanuts 🤣

The Cure finally won a Grammy!!

WAKE UP! the trailer of devil wears prada 2 !!

You need a lot of confidence to rock a hairstyle like this 😆 A pink cockatoo at Kinchega National Park, New South Wales.

I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep

A Black-capped Chickadee showcasing winter fashion by donning a snowflake accessory.

Literally obsessed with this pic I got of one Cedar Waxwing getting very mad at another for drinking in the same spot as him despite there being a whole stream

I will never not love this video of bats filmed upside down to make it look like they're at a goth nightclub

stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.

Meant to repost this 2 days ago. It's starting to rain, so I expect we'll see the Emergency status soon.

A female Downy Woodpecker showcasing couture fashion by wearing a snowflake, a one-of-a-kind piece.

Posting this to X, Threads, and Bluesky as an experiment

Use the materials you're hoarding. Use that cute pen, the fancy tape, one of the 40 notebooks. Draw with those alcohol markers before they dry up. Art materials are meant to be used, not gather dusts. "I'm afraid to waste it." Time spent using them = experience. And experience is never wasted.

"Spyro the Dragon but with the head of Brendon from Home Movies"

I feel this so much!

Oh look! @probirdrights.bsky.social in the wild!

Dropkick Murphies, doing the good work.

BONUS THREAD: 🧵 I broke down Renee Good's murder in the thread above from a female perspective but here's a fabulous video from Brian Recker: A message from one male to another! Love him for his empathy.