Not a shitpost: #NoKings is feel-good performative activism for comfortable mostly upper and upper middle class white folks and that’s good, actually. Millions of people in the streets protesting a fascist regime is good. It is good for the normie baseline to be massive displays of public dissent.

the FBI doesn’t even try anymore

A fun fact about me is that people riffing cleverly on the plums-in-the-icebox is my favorite thing on the entire internet.

What to do when a giant helping of seemingly terrible news about a terrible person suffering a terrible fate arrives at your doorstep in the form of a soup or stew.

Just for fun, I'm going to give you some clips of the hate mail I got from being placed on Kirk's TPUSA Dangerous Professor list. Buckle up:

The question was: "was wondering if Charlie Kirk getting shot affects your position on campus carry? If gun control had been in play could the tragedy have been avoided?” www.huffpost.com/entry/randy-...

Who called it “becoming more conservative as you age” and not alt-rightzheimers

Dear Americans, welcome to the thrilling game of ‘Did this dictator die or just disappear for a day?’ We’ve been playing it with Putin and Lukashenko for decades. Enjoy the suspense.

I think he’s somewhere shedding his skin.

Honestly, with Trump it’s a Schrödinger’s President situation. Until someone checks Mar-a-Lago, he’s both golfing and dead at the same time.

bro, the streets getting this giddy over the idea of it happening is frying me. Like even if it isn't true, this is just a delicious pregame

They’re soft launching the president’s death

melania constantly refreshing the tl

waiting for official confirmation is going to be a struggle here and i totally get it tbh

For no particular reason, here's a lovely island off the coast of Kerry. An Fear Marbh - the Dead Man.

i don’t think he’s actually dead, but it will be one of those moments we had in bidens administrstion where he vanished for like 5 days and came back a clone of the original version and looked entirely different

any body want to help me plan sneaking around and raising all the flags back up to full mast

At the very least it’s fun to think of this as a sort of tailgate party before the big event

You there, gay boy, did it happen yet

I just think that I should be allowed a dead facist as a little treat, it’s been a difficult month

I will be calling in a sick day.

Bluesky right now ...

This cake tastes like a bite of old-fashioned s’mores. The base is a deeply chocolatey sour cream cake that stays soft and moist for days. https://trib.al/1p5Zmob

Miss Rachel continues to have more of a moral backbone than 99% of public figures

Good morning rebels...

Kanye’s reaction is the funniest but this is the second funniest

Thank you for the stern scolding but it’s actually possible to both enjoy two malignant rich fucks viciously falling out and understand it doesn’t fix every problem immediately.

PSA: Do not let the Musk & Trump feud distract you from the fact that both want to rob us of basic healthcare, civil rights, & economic security—all while lining the pockets of billionaires. This childish feud is a distraction. Stay focused on ensuring we stop this horrific bill from becoming law.

alien vs predator would also describe Elon v Musk

what a terrible day to not check my phone and enjoy time with family. i hate their asses

This is all very simple. Let the world's two biggest babies fight and visibly construct and build a world without them. Anybody who tries to welcome Elon Musk, the world's most preeminent ratfucker, into their political party should be put in a dog crate until 2029.

Seems to me that the overall story of this election is that to avoid Dutton we overcorrected to Labor and this impacted Greens and some indies. Your thoughts? And what’s happening in the Senate? #auspol

Good morning to a Dutton free Australia everyone.

Hey Dutton #auspol

Dutton loses his seat #ausvotes2025 #auspol

Albo nails Dutton #auspol

The Prime Minister of Australia, Anthony Albanese, wins his second three-year term. Like Pierre Poilievre, Peter Dutton, the opposition leader who's nicknamed "DOGE-y Dutton," managed to lose his own seat. Seems the world is telling the Temu Trumps to get bent. More of this, please! 🍿

Dutton losing is sweet. Dutton losing to a woman is sweeter. #auspol

Just got a message from a mate: “Can Peter Dutton get a ‘Goodbye From Country’?” 😂

PETER DUTTON HAS LOST HIS SEAT IN PARLIAMENT!! YESSS!! HE'S GONE, HE'S GONE. #AusVotes2025