Maidenhair_Tree
@maidenhair.bsky.social
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Mostly here for Hannibal and Letterkenny. Federer is GOAT. 18+ please. Anti-censorship.
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My story “What the Harpsichord Saw” has been posted to AO3. Thank you to @MyCorruptionArc for the title suggestion. Reposting as the two year anniversary, March 23, is fast approaching.
#hannibal
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What the Harpsichord Saw - Maidenhair_Tree - Hannibal (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
https://archiveofourown.org/works/46012930
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“You know what, Hannibal? I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm a hundred percent that bitch.”
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about 3 hours ago
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District
1 day ago
just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management. remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
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What Tom Holland’s historic lip-sync showcase taught us about stormwater management
Grab your umbrella and your tights.
https://neorsd.medium.com/what-tom-hollands-historic-lip-sync-showcase-taught-us-about-stormwater-management-9dead8680143
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emptywheel
1 day ago
Btw, Newsom's trolls are given Trump some of his own "Quiet Piggy" medicine.
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Pam Keith
3 days ago
Raise your hand if, like me, you wan it to be known that you DO NOT support war with Venezuela, or the extra judicial assassination of Venezuelan fisherman.
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Christopher Webb
1 day ago
The good news: Truth Social is glitching too.
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Black mold at the BSHCI was so bad that it was growing out of the patients’ heads.
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1 day ago
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Nick (derogatory) ✨
5 days ago
I hasten to add Nuzzi is not actually good looking. She maintains the air of a hot person but is in fact comprised of brutalist architecture.
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil
7 days ago
When you do an oopsie and accidentally declared war on your own intra-military Nazis
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Kashana
7 days ago
*at christmas* “look, honey, of course we all wanted more things under the tree, but the people in charge made the completely reasonable decision to protect the international brotherhood of sex pests”
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NY Times Pitchbot
7 days ago
I lost my job, my kids have measles, and it is now clear to me that the President of the United States is a pedophile. But at least I know that the Cracker Barrel logo won't be changed any time soon.
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I am reminded that you once worked in a record store.
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8 days ago
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slate
11 days ago
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
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God
11 days ago
SNL had Pete Davidson on weekend update to clean up his image after going to Saudi Arabia for blood money. Fuck that shit. I fast forwarded.
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Mueller, She Wrote
10 days ago
Ask him why so many air traffic controllers are retiring at once. Ask him if it has anything to do with Reagan firing 11K union strikers in 1981 and having to replace them all at once. Ask him how the mass firings this year will impact us the same way 40 years from now. Ask him, Jake.
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Dana Goldberg
12 days ago
I need you all to know that my mother sent me this. 🤣 That is all.
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Steven Beschloss
12 days ago
Murdering humans in the Caribbean Sea. Risking starvation of tens of millions of Americans. Urging abusive federal agents to use deadly force. Can Americans agree to never again elect a man who could not care less about human life, except for his own?
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Mark Joseph Stern
12 days ago
This is the correct explanation of what happened tonight👇
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Jesse
12 days ago
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
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Eric Michael Garcia
12 days ago
Trying to go back and tell 2007 Eric that President Donald Trump had turned Bill Kristol against border partrol and he would probably say "you lost me at President Donald Trump."
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Marcus Hutchins
12 days ago
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
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The Tennessee Holler
13 days ago
Thinking this level of inequality is unsustainable isn’t radical, thinking it isn’t is
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How Hannibal should have responded: “Why, yes, Bedelia, it was nice to see NATURAL curls again. Do tell your hot rollers and hair spray that I say hello.”
#hannibal
#eattherude
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19 days ago
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Mueller, She Wrote
19 days ago
Who did this?
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Ryan Marino, MD
19 days ago
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Emmaeli
19 days ago
Phil Greenwood Welsh artist Dream Clocks Samhain🌿
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The Sgt Joker
20 days ago
The Republican Party has shutdown the government to protect a pedophile, stop feeding children, and prevent poor people from getting healthcare…just like Jesus would do.
#FDT
#VetsAgainstGOP
#VetsAgainstTrump
#TrumpEpsteinShutdown
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The Sgt Joker
20 days ago
I can think of no greater example of the fallacy of Christianity than the Republican Party.
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Emma Mitchell
20 days ago
A reminder that the original Hallowe'en jack o' lanterns date back to 18th century Ireland if not earlier, were based on a shady boozy blacksmith called Stingy Jack who cheated the devil & was trapped between 2 worlds, were carved from turnips and looked like this:
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Aaron Rupar
20 days ago
Pritzker: "Imagine it. Children who woke up that morning, expectant with joy & excitement to put on their costumes & celebrate with their neighbors in what they thought was a safe place at their homes. Armed, masked agents, terrorizing innocent people, especially children, is unconscionable."
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Miss Aja
21 days ago
That orange demon is telling y’all he’s going to play with nuclear weapons but some of y’all are too busy defending Nazi tattoos, yelling at democrats, and pretending a mayoral race is the center of the universe. 🗣Get your shit all the way together!
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Rep. Jamie Raskin
20 days ago
Want to make sure this letter arrives at the right place.
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How Hannibal pairings compare: He was my unofficial psychiatrist - 0% Her brother hired me to help hunt down my serial killer ex - 0% I watched men sexually harass her and decided that I wanted her to be my Bella - 0% Coworkers but he turned out to be a serial killer - 1%
#Hannibal
#Eattherude
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20 days ago
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Insubordinate Piggy Hat
22 days ago
CNN is reporting that
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
referred to a voter he was meeting as “my man” at a campaign event today, even though the 13th Amendment to the United States Constitution has made it illegal to own human beings since 1865 and remains the law in states including New York
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Heather Hogan
23 days ago
I told the post office clerk I needed some stamps with my usual caveat: no flags, no white guys. She rummaged through the drawer and said "Is SpongeBob a white guy?" and everyone on line was like "No."
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Ryan Marino, MD
24 days ago
That’s $500 million lost per day
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It’s true. Hannibal eats people from all socioeconomic backgrounds.
#Hannibal
#Eattherude
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26 days ago
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Comfortably Numb
about 1 month ago
NYT made an astounding discovery: the rich have money, the poor don't.
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Jonathan Coe
about 1 month ago
My 14-year-old self would never have guessed that, in 50 years' time, all the world's music would be available at the click of a button, you'd navigate the globe by carrying a tiny computer around in your pocket, and the US President would post a video of himself shitting over American citizens.
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Radley Balko
about 1 month ago
Incredible. If you grew up in Indiana, you know what a big deal this is.
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Jon Cooper
about 1 month ago
👇👇
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Dart Adams
about 1 month ago
Every time the Kansas City Chiefs lose, an angel gets its wings!
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Darth Putin
about 1 month ago
OTD in 2006 journalist & activist Anna Politkovskaya was shot dead. Whoever is responsible for having her killed is still at large. And turns 73 today.
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Nikolaj de Los Muertos Bill
about 2 months ago
Attack helicopters flying over stock cars turning left is our national identity?
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Mighty_Lark
about 2 months ago
Pulled out the acrylics for my daughter and she had a bunch of paint left over so I made a Satch portrait.
#acrylicpainting
#portrait
#SatchelPaige
#liquitex
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Justin
about 2 months ago
The Bridge ~ Valerie Thornton, 1954
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Ty Ross
about 2 months ago
I’m starting to think that Megyn Kelly and Candace Owens are in a race to the top of Batshit Crazy Mountain…
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Rebecca R Helm
about 2 months ago
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
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Mrs. Betty Bowers
about 2 months ago
DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
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Christopher Webb
about 2 months ago
Red states always find the budget when it’s to silence voices…
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I’ve always thought that it would be cool if Jack and the Widow Pazzi got together. After all, Hannibal killed her husband and he gave Jack’s wife Bella cancer. It would be nice to see some happiness come of these tragedies.
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