NCAA Regionals ...and one of my guys forgot his uniform

I represent dozens (yes, dozens) of people raped by guards in the Federal Bureau of Prisons. It sure would be nice if DOJ gave a tenth as much of a shit when it comes to compensating them.

All of my pictures were awful, but Blood and Guts was so much fun tonight. First time seeing AEW live, what a show!

After hearing @mindnoodler.bsky.social's story about the girl hugging herself when faced with a clown, I couldn't help by thinking "back in my day, my father chased me with a chainsaw." I feel so old.

The destruction of the White House is such an ungodly abomination that, of course, the New York Jets are involved.

S3E3 of The Diplomat: a major point is something called The Law of the Sea Treaty

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

I am a longstanding believer that America, the left-of-center coalition very much inclusive, lacks redemptive systems to our great discredit. But all redemptive systems still require some amount of work and aren't a free pass to high office.

The only excuse Lois Lane has for why her interviewing Superman isn't unethical, despite their romantic entanglement, is that it would be even more unethical for the paper's other top reporter, who is Superman, to interview himself, yet she cannot say this. This dilemma should be taught in J-school.

I'm listening to @heyscoops.bsky.social as i'm driving my team back from a race and reacted the same way @thefamouspaul.bsky.social did to John Romero and now I have to obelisk a college cross country team

If you are a Texan being investigated for your connections to "radical leftist" groups, I am interested in representing you against harassment by Ken Paxton's office.

If you really related to Charles Bukowski when you were 20 and wondered what that meant, your late 40's in a dystopia are going to be a fucking ride. Please enjoy arbys and almost nothing else

All for October. #RedOctober

Whole city is ready for #RedOctober

Guess I forgot to put the fog lights in

John Kruk is friends with Mick Foley?!

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

The absolute best

If they don’t want to hear about podcasts then they shouldn’t interact with a middle-aged white man

It has been an incredibly rough few months and my team isn't quiet where i'd like and it pissed down rain for the bulk of the men's race, but fuck I love this sport and that I get to do this instead of having a real job

Imagine writing a perfect song with a perfect arrangement and just... Sitting on it for 43 years because a different arrangement became a mega hit and the most misunderstood song of all time? open.spotify.com/track/48gTzj...

baseball is fun right now because you can say things to people like “… Durantula got Big Dumper with three filthy heaters” and instead of calling your doctor they will just say “hell yeah”

Ahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahhhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahh

Just in case anyone is considering one in the future, kidney stones absolutely suck

I’m cracking up

Do you follow baseball? Do you not follow baseball? It does not matter. Please listen to Phillies announcer John Kruk, with the team up by ten runs and not much happening, talking about what he learned at the Franklin Institute. You will not be sorry.

My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney Had to finally release this from my head

Carter Hart should not have his career ruined for this. And by "career ruined", I mean he shouldn't be the goaltender for the Philadelphia Flyers.

I think we can all agree that the worst possible outcome now is Carter Hart winning the Vezina for the Toronto Maple Leafs

@billadelphia.bsky.social @charlieoconn.bsky.social Got to last Friday's pod late. There are some small differences between Division 1, 2, and 3, for academic eligibility, but I believe that as long as someone is a qualifier out of high school, they are a eligible to compete that academic year.

And the ICE guys scurry back into the van They ran away when there was yelling And their case was not compelling Now they won't be coming back this way again Oh noooooooo

I'll ask the scoops for help here. My tattoo is the Jersey Devil and I want to expand this a cryptid from every state I've in. Yes, this is mostly an excuse to add Mothman for WV. But now I need the cryptids for (Western) MD, (Piedmont) NC, and (Upstate) SC. I need help!

always a fantastic summer read. It never disappoints.

I'm glad @justinryoung.bsky.social has given up finding politicians and people that have written books and finally brought in the real experts @mindnoodler.bsky.social and @thefamouspaul.bsky.social

A sign sighted at a Rhode Island #nokings rally. I definitely can get behind this.

An episode of Opening Arguments just started with an ad for Walton Goggins and he discussed his goggles and I'm now afraid ICS is predicting the future

Jim Cornette's podcast mentioned Hawaii Five-O. I immediately began singing "Blame it on a haole"

I can't be the only one that puts on Springsteen as soon as I cross into Jersey

Ok, this is uncomfortable, but I'm pretty sure my only followers are scoops and scoops are the greatest people in the world. Going through a rough time and if there's anyone near central NC that wants to get dinner or a beer and just watch a game or obscene comedy show, I could really use it.

Signed up for Patreon to hear "Not Furlong." An email from @mindnoodler.bsky.social kinda made things a lot happier on a rough weekend. Thanks!

Clearly this is Springsteen's Devils and Dust on the strength of "Reno"

Appetite for Destruction Since Trump’s victory in the cold November rain, tariffs and the sweet children of DOGE have slashed the economy into recession. The Donald used to love this country, but he had to kill it. by Maureen Dowd

I only lived in Newark for 5 years, but I'm proud to say I got to vote for Cory Booker as mayor

2010 1st RD Pick ✅ 15 year career 🏈 2016 All Pro ⭐ Most games in Eagles HISTORY 💪 2️⃣x Super Bowl Champ 🏆 FOREVER AN EAGLES LEGEND 🦅

@heyscoops.bsky.social Is there video of the squirrel saga?

I like the Uber eats Comercial, but does anyone know if Refrigerator Perry is still alive?