Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

The absolute best

If they don’t want to hear about podcasts then they shouldn’t interact with a middle-aged white man

It has been an incredibly rough few months and my team isn't quiet where i'd like and it pissed down rain for the bulk of the men's race, but fuck I love this sport and that I get to do this instead of having a real job

Imagine writing a perfect song with a perfect arrangement and just... Sitting on it for 43 years because a different arrangement became a mega hit and the most misunderstood song of all time? open.spotify.com/track/48gTzj...

baseball is fun right now because you can say things to people like “… Durantula got Big Dumper with three filthy heaters” and instead of calling your doctor they will just say “hell yeah”

Ahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahhhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahh

Just in case anyone is considering one in the future, kidney stones absolutely suck

I’m cracking up

Do you follow baseball? Do you not follow baseball? It does not matter. Please listen to Phillies announcer John Kruk, with the team up by ten runs and not much happening, talking about what he learned at the Franklin Institute. You will not be sorry.

My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney Had to finally release this from my head

Carter Hart should not have his career ruined for this. And by "career ruined", I mean he shouldn't be the goaltender for the Philadelphia Flyers.

I think we can all agree that the worst possible outcome now is Carter Hart winning the Vezina for the Toronto Maple Leafs

@billadelphia.bsky.social @charlieoconn.bsky.social Got to last Friday's pod late. There are some small differences between Division 1, 2, and 3, for academic eligibility, but I believe that as long as someone is a qualifier out of high school, they are a eligible to compete that academic year.

And the ICE guys scurry back into the van They ran away when there was yelling And their case was not compelling Now they won't be coming back this way again Oh noooooooo

I'll ask the scoops for help here. My tattoo is the Jersey Devil and I want to expand this a cryptid from every state I've in. Yes, this is mostly an excuse to add Mothman for WV. But now I need the cryptids for (Western) MD, (Piedmont) NC, and (Upstate) SC. I need help!

always a fantastic summer read. It never disappoints.

I'm glad @justinryoung.bsky.social has given up finding politicians and people that have written books and finally brought in the real experts @mindnoodler.bsky.social and @thefamouspaul.bsky.social

A sign sighted at a Rhode Island #nokings rally. I definitely can get behind this.

An episode of Opening Arguments just started with an ad for Walton Goggins and he discussed his goggles and I'm now afraid ICS is predicting the future

Jim Cornette's podcast mentioned Hawaii Five-O. I immediately began singing "Blame it on a haole"

I can't be the only one that puts on Springsteen as soon as I cross into Jersey

Ok, this is uncomfortable, but I'm pretty sure my only followers are scoops and scoops are the greatest people in the world. Going through a rough time and if there's anyone near central NC that wants to get dinner or a beer and just watch a game or obscene comedy show, I could really use it.

Signed up for Patreon to hear "Not Furlong." An email from @mindnoodler.bsky.social kinda made things a lot happier on a rough weekend. Thanks!

Clearly this is Springsteen's Devils and Dust on the strength of "Reno"

Appetite for Destruction Since Trump’s victory in the cold November rain, tariffs and the sweet children of DOGE have slashed the economy into recession. The Donald used to love this country, but he had to kill it. by Maureen Dowd

I only lived in Newark for 5 years, but I'm proud to say I got to vote for Cory Booker as mayor

2010 1st RD Pick ✅ 15 year career 🏈 2016 All Pro ⭐ Most games in Eagles HISTORY 💪 2️⃣x Super Bowl Champ 🏆 FOREVER AN EAGLES LEGEND 🦅

@heyscoops.bsky.social Is there video of the squirrel saga?

I like the Uber eats Comercial, but does anyone know if Refrigerator Perry is still alive?

Well played, Philly. Well played. www.phillyvoice.com/billboard-pr...

So, the refs are screwing up, in the rare game where Torts is up against a coach crazier than he is? The rest of the game should be on PPV

Well, that was the most fun win of the year

My father would womanize, he would start land wars with Denmark. He would make outrageous claims like claiming ownership of Greenland. Sometimes he would refer to the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America.

Merry Christmas.

Steve has had another vision. Worryingly, people are starting to listen.

I feel like we were just insulted

Matvei Goddamn Michkov

As god as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly

Political question to the Scoops: if every US president competed in an Over the Top Rope Battle Royale, who is the last man standing? @heyscoops.bsky.social