Find our latest show, Episode 1263: Behind the Glass at the House of Sharts, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Sponsored by Hot Mudskipper. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT.

Darth Vader has assured Lando Calrissian that Princess Liea and Chewbacca will be left under his supervision in Cloud City and that's good enough for Chuck Schumer.

I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.

“Don’t mistake my fleekness for weakness.” @thefamouspaul.bsky.social looking sharp.

Thanks @mrnoahrivera.bsky.social for telling us what #ScoopFest means to you. @heyscoops.bsky.social

Everybody wang your chung or chung your wang for Random Comedy Night at Tierney's Tavern, tonight in #MontclairNJ. With @mindnoodler.bsky.social, @thefamouspaul.bsky.social, Kurt Braunohler, Dion Flynn, Pat Shepherd, Steve Booth, and more!

I do not know why THE BOOK OF ACCIDENTS ebook is on sale at all of your chosen electromagic bookmonger sites, but it is. So if you want a haunted house, a mysterious boulder field, a nightmare coal mine, a family under siege, and a disappearing serial killer — well, this might be the book for you.

Jenie never gets it right An old collab with the very funny @waynegio.bsky.social #comic #comicsky #collab

Random Comedy Night with @mindnoodler.bsky.social, @thefamouspaul.bsky.social and Friends, this Thursday, Oct. 23 at Tierney's Tavern in #MontclairNJ. General Admission is $20, on sale at heyscoops.com/comedynight. Friends include: Kurt Braunohler, Dion Flynn, Pat Shepherd & Steve Booth, and more!

Greg makes some of the best video game content on the planet. Check it out!

2 digital dunes. Grab it if ya need it!🖖🏻💜

[3/3] Join the Las Vegas Society of Skeptics on Oct. 25 for A Very Vegas Skepticamp at the Unitarian Universalist Congregation, 3616 E. Lake Mead Blvd. Sign up at lvsos.com. Doors open at 9 am for coffee and pastries. Lunch will be provided, and limited child care is available for pre-registration.

[2/3] …promoting skepticism in these troubling times. Also shop talk about caricatures and improv, plus a Scoopardy about fun things to do in Vegas. Find Episode 1250: Drawing on Garbage at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Sponsored by Permanently Wet Socks.

GUY WHO JUST CAME BACK FROM DOING THE JABBA'S PALACE COMEDY FESTIVAL: You know, I gotta say they're really great in there, they're just like us. I thought it was only gonna be women in chains and a trapdoor monster they feed slaves to but like, they also have a band that plays cool music.

We need a bigger national spotlight on this building raid, fam. Agents dropped from helicopters onto the roof. Citizens and non-citizens alike were dragged from their homes in the night. People who weren't kidnapped during the raid had their belongings seized after the fact. This is madness.

@thefamouspaul.bsky.social channelling Mumm-Ma during Hollywood Squares at #ScoopFest2025!

Oh my goodness! This book is amazing. One of my favorite reads of the year. Get it CHEAP!

They'd mangle me, too.

[2/2] 1 pm: Penn's Sunday School 2 pm: Piff “Fool Us” Breakdown (assume this will not be live-streamed) 3 pm: Great Night vs. ICS Trivia Battle 4 pm: ICS Live 8 pm: Jock vs. Nerd Ball (maybe a live-stream for musical entertainment, if any) #ScoopFest2025

[1/2] Not expecting to give you a heads up on each Twitch stream today, but here's a schedule of events you can plan to go to www.twitch.tv/heyscoops to watch. All times in Pacific Daylight Time (Las Vegas local).

Wow, Michael Goudeau performed at Scoopfest! I didn't think I'd ever get to see him perform! @heyscoops.bsky.social

"It's my fault, I asked if you could read, not if you could count" "if I could count I wouldn't have had four children" --Gabriella Lester and her volunteer at Scoopfest @heyscoops.bsky.social

Come see @mindnoodler.bsky.social and @thefamouspaul.bsky.social performing improv with friends at The Bucket Show! this Wed., Sept. 24 at 7 & 9 pm at @majesticrep.bsky.social, 1217 S. Main St. in #LasVegas. Pay whatever, laugh forever!

Come see @mindnoodler.bsky.social and @thefamouspaul.bsky.social performing improv at The Bucket Show! this Wed., Sept. 24 at 7 & 9 pm at @majesticrep.bsky.social, 1217 S. Main St. in #LasVegas. Pay whatever, laugh forever!

[2/2] Find Episode 1246: Paul Loses His Disney Princess Status at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Sponsored by Paul's Football Corner.

Matt & Mattingly present The Bucket Show! Wed., Sept. 24 at 7 & 9 pm at @majesticrep.bsky.social, 1217 S. Main St. in #LasVegas. Pay what you want. Cocktails available; pickled eggs available down the street after the show.

Last year the Japanese variety show Gaki no Tsukai had the famous singer Yoko Takahashi go undercover at a restaurant where she fooled everyone right up until she took the stage and belted out A Cruel Angel's Thesis, the intro song to Neon Genesis Evangelion. Just stunning.

People from all over are showing up for DC. This is not a moment. It’s a movement. We are united in our demands. We are all DC! #FreeDC

We’re having a flash sale for the next 64 hours on all our merch at heyscoops.dashery.com. Come get some swag!

I'm gonna need dems to get out there and be like "RFK and the republicans who enable him want your children to die" bc that is what is happening. Like, it's not just RFK, he is being supported and enabled by the rest of that death panel ass cult of a party

“Gold From a Rotten Pig's A**hole,” courtesy of @thefamouspaul.bsky.social. #NSFW

Hazel’s incredible follow up to her first book is wrapping up it’s kickstarter. Warp over there and grab a copy!💜🖖🏻 www.kickstarter.com/projects/haz...

[2/2] Plus a Jock vs. Nerd quiz on real-or-fake food brands. Find Episode 1241: No Booze for 'tutes at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Sponsored by HeyPoops-dot-com Horse Laxatives.

AI's best use case will always be scams. It's scamtech, top to bottom. Everything about it is crooked. Its bedrock is theft and its legacy is the destruction of the environment, both physical and virtual. Even most of its 'legitimate' uses are a form of lying. "I wrote this." "I created this."

Happy birthday to Jack Kirby.

[2/3] …support for the pre-launch. Plus Scoop Mail and a Scoopardy. Find Episode 1239: Straws on the Back of a Clown and Two Characters at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Send @psychicish.bsky.social to Barcelona! Sign up to follow the launch of the Kickstarter at carnivalofdreams.com.

[1/3] Matt listens to the latest episode (spoilers) of "Undelivered Promises with Two Characters and A Clown," which begs the question: how would Jacob, Matt, and Paul do a podcast if they saw each other all the time? @psychicish.bsky.social is crowdfunding to take his act to Spain and needs your…

[1/2] Matt messes up an improv bit but makes up for it with a tried-and-true tactic. We talk about Ernest movies, navigating Pittsburgh mall potholes, the Fremont Street "Kick Me In The Nuts" guy, DNA memory, and how Jacob's "LV" hat can be misread.

[1/2] Matt and the kids go see "Fantastic Four" (spoilers) and "Naked Gun." Which movie was their favorite? Paul drops spoilers for "Thunderbolts" and discovers "dirty sodas." Matt talks about a bank fraud spoof, and Jacob brings up driverless electric taxis on the streets of Vegas.

Kumite! Kumite! Kumite!

No matter how harrowing or dire your road gets, make the occasional and appropriate room for weirdness & whimsy. You may lose track of hope after your battles are done, but whimsy, if you let it, will always heal you and, in its own weird way, help you find hope again, when you need it the most.

[2/2] Plus talk about Tyler West, Vegas parking, "Wizard of Oz," and a game of Obelisk. Find Episode 1236: The Devil Will Dance on Your Navel at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Sponsored by Cat Scratch Fever Salve.

@p1podcast.com dudes, I have concerns about switch online. I have yet to buy a switch 2 and part of that hesitation is ties up in my online subscription. Does everything change to the new system when you register it? Does the old switch still work the same online and give access to your purchases?

What happens if you don’t do background checks or training for thousands of people and you give them all total authority? ICE has been caught looting and destroying property at Pittsburgh restaurants. They even tried to break into the safes. They loaded food, supplies and equipment into vehicles /

Everything about this is wrong and immoral. These are our neighbors and friends. Every single person I’ve ever interacted with at our Richland Emiliano’s has been a kind, caring individual. If what these agents are doing is right, why do they cover their faces? www.wtae.com/article/emil...