When you ask, “I could use a hungry Jacob look!” Looks more like @jacobtheaudioguy.bsky.social is doing a haka. 🤣

It is 68° in my house. I’m considering building a fire.

I was attacked by locust today It even swarmed a little bit

Sexy Star Trek! Sci-fi Smut! Call it what you will but it’s awesome by any name! Hazel Honeysuckle’s Kickstarter for her new BoldlyStripped book is coming to an end and you definitely want to beam it up before it beams you up! www.kickstarter.com/projects/haz...

We found a new hat for @jacobtheaudioguy.bsky.social.

Hey everybody! @heyscoops.bsky.social Check out this ep of Creators Cafe to hear from This Guy! I don’t talk about me that much so here’s the interview that no one was asking for! www.buzzsprout.com/2252010/epis...

@thefamouspaul.bsky.social @mindnoodler.bsky.social @jacobtheaudioguy.bsky.social how’s about helping a patron out . Please share & if you could pick up a shirt tee.pub/lic/theunsto...

That’s Churn 6.0 in the books! We had the best crew in town today! @heyscoops.bsky.social @podtherapy.bsky.social

The Trevor project is still running its help line, just not via 988. Text: 678678 Call: 1-866-488-7386 Chat/Info: www.thetrevorproject.org/get-help/ You are not alone. You deserve help.

Loading out The Churn @heyscoops.bsky.social

#BeamFound @heyscoops.bsky.social #are#’sathingonhere?

Listening to @heyscoops.bsky.social and @jacobtheaudioguy.bsky.social said "So he had an anal card." All of a sudden the Google on my phone started listening...

It’s kinda magical when your Alexa/google thingie or whatever plays a song after the song you asked for and that song kicks ass! #gimmieshelter What’s yours?!?

Go see my friend’s show! It’s fantastic!

I’m officially at the age where I want to tell other people’s kids to fuck off

The gods MUST be crazy

I think we should bring back the word “punk”

[2/2] Find Episode 1182: The Dragon, the Whiskey Pit, and the Squirrel Hole at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Go over to voteforpiff.com to vote Piff the Magic Dragon for Best Comedian, Best Magician, and Best Headliner; and SJ & The Ruckus for Best Local Band.

[1/2] Piff the Magic Dragon returns to the show, plus it's Best of Vegas time again! We go over all the categories to vote for INCLUDING what names would work for Jacob for Best Patio. We discuss Piff's appearances on Queer Eye and Fool Us, the clones of Mr. Piffles, and a squirrel update from Paul.

Hot off the press. Check out the @heyscoops.bsky.social Patreon Exclusive Scooper Bowl Podcast coming out shortly to hear me @mindnoodler.bsky.social @thefamouspaul.bsky.social & @jacobtheaudioguy.bsky.social talk about the game and our picks so you know what to fade immediately

I finally saw Wicked so I feel like I can participate in conversations with my friends again

The shower gel at this hotel is very aggressive

I have just discovered that I don’t know how to replace the soap in the soap dispenser at my bathroom sink

[1/2] Paul talks Dune, Matt talks OG Batman, and Jacob talks about Matt's bathroom story, sorta. We give praise to Jack Nicholson and Colin Farrell. Matt shares stories from Belize, and is still griping about disco fries. Plus a Scoopardy. Find Ep. 1163: Not Even Batman Walks Down Crime Alley at…

I saw a man in a Halloween mask riding a horse on the sidewalk of a major las vegas street today. What did you do?

Does anyone know anything about mattresses? Are the Tempur-pedic ones worth the money?

Happy Thanksgiving to all you Scoops out there! We are incredibly thankful for all of your love and support over the years. Bermuda. Bahama. Come on pretty mamma. Amen

Well isn’t this nice!