Find our latest show, Episode 1279: In Queso Emergency with Michael Forsch and Jimmy Slonina, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Slunks for Skunks.

#IHAVEaQUESTION Aren't you worried about a C&D from Criss Angel's lawyers for the blowing garbage bit?

Must be a Rescue Lawyer, eh @mindnoodler.bsky.social?

Find our latest show, Episode 1278: Very Long Aquariums for Eels, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Smirnoff's Febreze-flavored vodka.

Penn & Teller, 50 years together, 25 at the Rio, and still breaking ground ... neon.reviewjournal.com/kats/in-25th.... @reviewjournal.com

When you ask, “I could use a hungry Jacob look!” Looks more like @jacobtheaudioguy.bsky.social is doing a haka. 🤣

@heyscoops.bsky.social EP1277. So glad to hear that the Geek Shock url has been rightfully claimed as I also know someone sitting on a goldmine of whiteprivledge dot com…. @mindnoodler.bsky.social

Find our latest show, Episode 1277: Jacob Gets His Potato Loaded, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by the book, "Al Dente Escapes the Tickle Hut."

Somehow, I don't know why, this episode's gut feelings seem very on par with the times of today.

Find our latest show, Episode 1276: Goosh!, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Robot Timeshare Salesman.

@heyscoops.bsky.social I feel like @thefamouspaul.bsky.social's Ray Romano impression is veering into Teddy from Bob's Burgers

Your mom.

Find our latest show, Episode 1275: Dreadlocked for the Mouth Hug on the Butt, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Karen's Cakes & Cookies.

@heyscoops.bsky.social Matt could have gone to Music and Arts, but they are absolutely hidden away in the suburbs near Jacob's house and might not have had any lefty guitars 🤷

@heyscoops.bsky.social You guys might want to stash this as a cheat sheet for any upcoming Scoopardies. Don’t see Refrigerator Perry on there but the ones left alive still are concerning if they are going to be on deck.

Find our latest show, Episode 1274: Holes in the Tarpaulin, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by A Squirrel's Guide to Breaking and Entering Paul's Basement.

All this, and Rip Taylor!

Not gonna lie. Checked to be sure it wasn’t @thefamouspaul.bsky.social @jacobtheaudioguy.bsky.social @mindnoodler.bsky.social @heyscoops.bsky.social

Enjoy the story of Christmapus: The #Christmas Octopus by @thefamouspaul.bsky.social and F. Andrew Taylor, read by @magicfungi.bsky.social with @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social. Additional art and video editing by @7billionneedles.bsky.social. #MerryChrisBosh

Today is a good day for my family's relatively newish yearly tradition of watching Spirited, one of the best versions of A Christmas Carol. Thank you to @heyscoops.bsky.social / @mindnoodler.bsky.social for convincing me to go watch it, I would have never otherwise. It's so good! Go watch it!

Find our latest show, Episode 1273: The Man of the Hour, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT.

Join us for our season finale! We’ve got everything: a famous dog, former child stars, a starship trooper, George Hamilton, and horny septuagenarians! And our own special guest: @thefamouspaul.bsky.social from @heyscoops.bsky.social www.buzzsprout.com/2155545/epis...

Find our latest show, Episode 1272: What's Your Out, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Brian Brushwood & Justin Robert Young's Greatest Hits, Volume Two.

@jacobtheaudioguy.bsky.social I want you to know that I loved your Shadow of the Marmaduke joke that got trampled in 1267

Find our latest show, Episode 1271: Race for the Golden Taco with Rob Kachelriess, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Bizarro World's Ice Cream Social.

Next time on @goofpodcast.bsky.social www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrsAJbrt/

After listening to Jonesy on @heyscoops.bsky.social I knew I had to draw this.

@heyscoops.bsky.social In episode 1270, Paul got a question that was *multiple choice* and about *cities*. He proceeded to name a *country* that was not one of the choices as his guess. Weirdly impressive wrong answer. @thefamouspaul.bsky.social

Jesus christ. Nothing gets me laughing harder than when Paul is having trouble getting through his own bit because he's cracking himself up. XD love you dude!

Find our latest show, Episode 1270: Saran Wrap and Crisco, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Ru-Paul Mattingly and the Masters of the Dragonverse.

@heyscoops.bsky.social If Matt told his kids this, do you think they'd stop?

Find our latest show, Episode 1269: Upside Down Swedish Hot Bidet, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Tube "R" Culosis.

I can't take myself seriously in makeup, so when I get home I always take it off one side at a time and make goofy faces at myself in the mirror.

“I need halp!”

@heyscoops.bsky.social I'm solo at Mike's recording sesh tonight and they gave me a two-top right in front of the stage, so if anyone wants to come join me I'm good for one (1) round on me ;)

@heyscoops.bsky.social After the Scoopardy in today's episode where Susan Boyle was mentioned, I thought I had escaped having our names mixed up. Then in the last moments of the show @jacobtheaudioguy.bsky.social managed to do it. That woman has been such a thorn in my side!

Find our latest show, Episode 1268: Interview With The Jazz Demon with @jonesjazz.bsky.social, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT.

@heyscoops.bsky.social Any other scoops going to see Mike Jones on Monday?

Hey @jacobtheaudioguy.bsky.social listen closely to Physical Asia and Physical 100 and you'll hear our buddy Brent Mukai voicing multiple people in both. It's great.

I might have to do a Jock vs. Nerd day just so I can make sure you all see Fright Night. It's one of the most entertaining vampire movies ever made

@heyscoops.bsky.social EP1266, RE: determining if a snake is in your shed by smell. @mindnoodler.bsky.social I bet if it’s your garage the default answer is just yes there is a snake in it.

@heyscoops.bsky.social Taco Bell Hospital?

Find our latest show, Episode 1267: OppenSockHoppenheimer, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Sponsored by Paul's Emergency Toilet Paper Socks. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT.

I just want to have some chili in a Wendy’s solarium then go home and catch the end of the cubs game on WGN.

@heyscoops.bsky.social I think I found a crossover product for @jacobtheaudioguy.bsky.social and @thefamouspaul.bsky.social 's interests.

I did not find out the hard way, not to raze my haemorrhoids, which I do not have, no matter what @thefamouspaul.bsky.social says on @heyscoops.bsky.social Thank you for your attention to this matter.

It is 68° in my house. I’m considering building a fire.

youtu.be/2MZZrDA-I4M In light of today’s @heyscoops.bsky.social and a Happy Birthday share to @thefamouspaul.bsky.social Hopefully you enjoy this video and have a wonderful day today. 🥳