Really felt connected to Jared Goff as he tried to signal to his running back to just go down, and then had to sheepishly throw his hands up when Montgomery scored. Like "yeah, I know it worked, but still, let's be careful out there"

Come see @mindnoodler.bsky.social and @thefamouspaul.bsky.social performing improv with friends at The Bucket Show! this Wed., Sept. 24 at 7 & 9 pm at @majesticrep.bsky.social, 1217 S. Main St. in #LasVegas. Pay whatever, laugh forever!

Come see @mindnoodler.bsky.social and @thefamouspaul.bsky.social performing improv at The Bucket Show! this Wed., Sept. 24 at 7 & 9 pm at @majesticrep.bsky.social, 1217 S. Main St. in #LasVegas. Pay whatever, laugh forever!

Like "Matt Boat: The Animated Series?"

Man, Meta AI really REALLY wants me to make a cartoon of this photo of me in front of a ship…

Bucket show next Wednesday Sept 24th Pay whatever. Laugh forever!

Matt. Matt. Matthew. Matt! @mindnoodler.bsky.social I just discovered a way for you to make folks forget your horse-eye myth embarrassment. (Yes, it still involves horses and eyes.)

This urinal is trying to cut weight for wrestling and it’s not even September… respect.

cc @mindnoodler.bsky.social

@thefamouspaul.bsky.social @mindnoodler.bsky.social @jacobtheaudioguy.bsky.social how’s about helping a patron out . Please share & if you could pick up a shirt tee.pub/lic/theunsto...

“Anyway brother, here’s Mamma I’m Coming Home”

July 31, August 1, August 2 Performing in Mesa, AZ check it out! mystiquemagicexperience.com/phoenix/

@mindnoodler.bsky.social @jacobtheaudioguy.bsky.social

Hey @mindnoodler.bsky.social... rate my disco fries! In Netcong currently, having a pizza burger for lunch. #icecreamsocial #ics #discofries

Some select photos from last Saturday's “Hot Seat: An #Improv #Comedy Show” with @thefamouspaul.bsky.social, @thebradsherwood.bsky.social, @mindnoodler.bsky.social, and @jonathanmangum.bsky.social, at @majesticrep.bsky.social in #LasVegas.

Yall It’s fig season! Show me your freshest fig photos

Bucket Show presents "Hot Seat: An Improv Comedy Show." Featuring @thefamouspaul.bsky.social, @thebradsherwood.bsky.social, @mindnoodler.bsky.social, and @jonathanmangum.bsky.social, with Spadoni on the keys. Sat., July 5th, 8 pm at @majesticrep.bsky.social in #LasVegas, Nevada. Pay what you want.

Just show up! No tickets, pay what you like

Dance like no one is watching… Brush your teeth like you have a dentist appointment in the morning

If there isn't a Our Lady Paul shirt in the @heyscoops.bsky.social shop in the next few weeks I'm going to be a little bummed. @thefamouspaul.bsky.social @mindnoodler.bsky.social @jacobtheaudioguy.bsky.social

Tonight at 7 pm, Sat., June 21 at 6:30 pm, and Mon., June 23 at 7:30 pm, see @mindnoodler.bsky.social at Vegas Theatre Co., 1025 S 1st St. in #LasVegas, as part of @falloutfringefest.bsky.social. Want something bold, hilarious, wildly entertaining? This show is your ticket to a truly magical night!

I'm glad @justinryoung.bsky.social has given up finding politicians and people that have written books and finally brought in the real experts @mindnoodler.bsky.social and @thefamouspaul.bsky.social

Breaking news!

🎙️ New episode of Take It EV just dropped! Matt Donnelly’s EV Quest — a fun and insightful chat about his journey into the world of electric vehicles. Well worth a listen! 👉 share.transistor.fm/s/1e7d5710 Cc: @mindnoodler.bsky.social

What is this, The Emirates Cup? #nbainsidejokes

Auspicious timing lead to a good afternoon. Checking my phone for one work email, while I'm at my day job and I see a @heyscoops.bsky.social email. And my workday was made 100% better. Though, I had to pause listening to the @mindnoodler.bsky.social & Penn to listen to ICS live.

Pssst. That's not Instagram.

We all know @mindnoodler.bsky.social is walking around San Antonio holding up jars of salsa yelling, “NEW YORK CITY!”

I don’t know why instagram thinks men pulling full jugs of water in and out of their pants would make me want to buy that brand of jeans…?

So at what point does Not Furlong evolve into That'll Be $75 where @mindnoodler.bsky.social @jacobtheaudioguy.bsky.social @thefamouspaul.bsky.social & guests pitch Horse Names to Newman. There could even be a Patreon level where patrons could submit a name themselves.

Unbelievable finish- go knights go!

[2/2] Also, why can't lesbians cook? And it's a Hall of Fame Scoopardy II. Find Episode 1207: Hug, Kill, Camo Pray at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Brought to you by Paul's Bagpipe Recycling Center.

Signed up for Patreon to hear "Not Furlong." An email from @mindnoodler.bsky.social kinda made things a lot happier on a rough weekend. Thanks!

@mindnoodler.bsky.social just got tickets for the 16th at the Magic Saloon in San Antonio!

@mindnoodler.bsky.social For great rest try the all new Penn's Sunday School! BY DEFINITION more effective than any homeopathic sleep aid. (Penn's Sunday School has not been reviewed by the FDA for safety and effectiveness to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any diseases or conditions)

Out of context @heyscoops.bsky.social quote. "I want the Little Mermaid to be like The Wire." -- @mindnoodler.bsky.social (Episode 1076: Let's Give Them Something To Caulk About)

There's a very small sliver in the world where Improv comedy and Horse Racing overlap and apparently it's entirely occupied by @mindnoodler.bsky.social and me. I can't wait for more Not Furlong featuring the @heyscoops.bsky.social crew

I just received my shirt for the hit NBC show, Who Dat Goat? IYKYK <>

@mindnoodler.bsky.social I am so sorry you didn’t see it. This is the one I got you that flew over Akron.

Book me for your next event Magics and comedy galore! Mindnoodler.com

Happy birthday to this guy @mindnoodler.bsky.social!

Happy birthday to the only magician I’ve assisted twice @mindnoodler.bsky.social (I didn’t get a good picture of the second one. Also, the pandemic aged me.)

And if you too want to show your love and support for @mindnoodler.bsky.social, go the "Hey Buddy, Nice Podcast" shop and order your t-shirt today! www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/3520...

@mindnoodler.bsky.social more things to watch out for: www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...

I’ve got it. Call it “Kraft Dinner” and sell it in Canada.

Macaroni salad but instead of mayonnaise, it’s cheese. And instead of cold, it’s hot